Kristen Stewart arriving at the Vancouver International Airport

I found this hilarious 列表 on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate 你 and I don't 爱情 你 any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could 你 cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in 爱情 with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) 你 know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...

I'm gonna do this one like I did the other, in two parts: non-quotes and book quotes. Since this one is for New Moon, the 列表 may be a little longer (there are 更多 sad 语录 than I know what to do with). But of course there will be some happy ones too (when Edward comes back). So here we go!

Part 1
1. 爱情 is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be 迷失 in it, and among all, never... never forget it. (Bella will always think of the time with Edward as the greatest)

2. Don't let someone become your...