I'm 写作 to introduce 你 to Kamakan The Vampire Slug. Its my kids book and live stage show.
Kamakan is a particularly evil monster who kidnaps two children and takes them to his lair at the bottom of a huge hole in Peru. The story follows the kids as they try to escape.
Its written in rhyme and is very original, funny and 流行的 with everyone who reads it.
There's a cool website at www.kamakan.co.uk and a clip of the 显示 on 你 Tube if 你 搜索 Kamakan The Vampire Slug Live.
I hope 你 can take a look and let me know what 你 think. Its becoming quite successful now and I hope it will become well know worldwide soon.
All the best!
Huw
The Author
1. dress as 小叮当 and run through the house saying hes a pixie like alice
2. pretend hes a striper and strip for edward on hes piano
3. take alices porche for a joy ride
4.go to school and yell that jasper thinks he is his boyfriend
5. emmett is never allowed to run through the hospital yelling DADDY!
6. emmett is never allowed to tell alice 粉, 粉色 is not her color
7. emmett is never allowed to drive a school bus
8. 或者 drive the bus into a lake
9. emmett is never allowed to tell esma that he will go find a new "fake" mom
10. emmett is never allowed to tell jasper texans are hicks
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1. 你 wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch 你 sleep.
2. He hates your dog, and all 狗 for that matter.
3. He looks at 你 like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells 你 how nice 你 smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a 面包车, 范 from almost crushing 你 to death with his 熊 hands.
7. He can bounce 水果 from his feet like a 足球 ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls 你 蜘蛛 monkey and runs around with 你 on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
2. He hates your dog, and all 狗 for that matter.
3. He looks at 你 like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells 你 how nice 你 smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a 面包车, 范 from almost crushing 你 to death with his 熊 hands.
7. He can bounce 水果 from his feet like a 足球 ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls 你 蜘蛛 monkey and runs around with 你 on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".