嘿 ;)I wrote a parody I think 你 laughed heartily, I'm sorry for mistakes...
Bella lying on the floor and the kidney, they were at Carlisle and Edward. well I heard what they are talking, but I was not interested, I thought, how to draw the attention of 钟, 贝尔 Edvos that they face suvalgyčiau D as Edward thought Bella and only he could read the thoughts of others but what to think. I suddenly had an idea "and has Dzaspis ketchup" as long as they were all concentrated James combustion. insert hand to match his pockets and was looking for ketchup. and what did I just deteriorate: gandonu pack, fork and chew and some blood. Advertising: 99% of certain blood chemicals, and 1% of the blood.ketchup tastier than real blood, which no decent nepagauni. But not in substance, DO Carlisle has come to one problem less. thought it would kill shot James while James is a vampire and a little Edva parch. Chi chi chi. Sounds žvengt started. All turned to me,
what are 你 doing now Emmett? - Asked Rosalie and hugged hands and began to make cling onto the neck. I can sleep whit her here, but I want to eat. So the distance. then I picked up the wood, and I did not go to the edvos quieter. only allowed as far as my muscle. sneak up and light his pasiauta. (I do not know where he comes from Even if 你 have: D) and it started to burn! and fled, leaving one Bella. And i just jumps on it as I started ketchup pils where randomly. and eat, while D and what it ate Edvard extinguish . Already thought hi will kill me but no hi tolld just
finally. Thank you,- hi 说 ang gave me a kiss-and that was horrible .than I ran to Rosalie. And she bang to him.
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Bella lying on the floor and the kidney, they were at Carlisle and Edward. well I heard what they are talking, but I was not interested, I thought, how to draw the attention of 钟, 贝尔 Edvos that they face suvalgyčiau D as Edward thought Bella and only he could read the thoughts of others but what to think. I suddenly had an idea "and has Dzaspis ketchup" as long as they were all concentrated James combustion. insert hand to match his pockets and was looking for ketchup. and what did I just deteriorate: gandonu pack, fork and chew and some blood. Advertising: 99% of certain blood chemicals, and 1% of the blood.ketchup tastier than real blood, which no decent nepagauni. But not in substance, DO Carlisle has come to one problem less. thought it would kill shot James while James is a vampire and a little Edva parch. Chi chi chi. Sounds žvengt started. All turned to me,
what are 你 doing now Emmett? - Asked Rosalie and hugged hands and began to make cling onto the neck. I can sleep whit her here, but I want to eat. So the distance. then I picked up the wood, and I did not go to the edvos quieter. only allowed as far as my muscle. sneak up and light his pasiauta. (I do not know where he comes from Even if 你 have: D) and it started to burn! and fled, leaving one Bella. And i just jumps on it as I started ketchup pils where randomly. and eat, while D and what it ate Edvard extinguish . Already thought hi will kill me but no hi tolld just
finally. Thank you,- hi 说 ang gave me a kiss-and that was horrible .than I ran to Rosalie. And she bang to him.
Advertisement: if 你 bothers of your 秒 秒 side 你 can ask me Emmett Cullen, Cullen House Forksas :D And I help
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I'm 写作 to introduce 你 to Kamakan The Vampire Slug. Its my kids book and live stage show.
Kamakan is a particularly evil monster who kidnaps two children and takes them to his lair at the bottom of a huge hole in Peru. The story follows the kids as they try to escape.
Its written in rhyme and is very original, funny and 流行的 with everyone who reads it.
There's a cool website at www.kamakan.co.uk and a clip of the 显示 on 你 Tube if 你 搜索 Kamakan The Vampire Slug Live.
I hope 你 can take a look and let me know what 你 think. Its becoming quite successful now and I hope it will become well know worldwide soon.
All the best!
Huw
The Author
1. dress as 小叮当 and run through the house saying hes a pixie like alice
2. pretend hes a striper and strip for edward on hes piano
3. take alices porche for a joy ride
4.go to school and yell that jasper thinks he is his boyfriend
5. emmett is never allowed to run through the hospital yelling DADDY!
6. emmett is never allowed to tell alice 粉, 粉色 is not her color
7. emmett is never allowed to drive a school bus
8. 或者 drive the bus into a lake
9. emmett is never allowed to tell esma that he will go find a new "fake" mom
10. emmett is never allowed to tell jasper texans are hicks
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1. 你 wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch 你 sleep.
2. He hates your dog, and all 狗 for that matter.
3. He looks at 你 like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells 你 how nice 你 smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a 面包车, 范 from almost crushing 你 to death with his 熊 hands.
7. He can bounce 水果 from his feet like a 足球 ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls 你 蜘蛛 monkey and runs around with 你 on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
2. He hates your dog, and all 狗 for that matter.
3. He looks at 你 like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells 你 how nice 你 smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a 面包车, 范 from almost crushing 你 to death with his 熊 hands.
7. He can bounce 水果 from his feet like a 足球 ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls 你 蜘蛛 monkey and runs around with 你 on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".