嘿 ;)I wrote a parody I think 你 laughed heartily, I'm sorry for mistakes...
Bella lying on the floor and the kidney, they were at Carlisle and Edward. well I heard what they are talking, but I was not interested, I thought, how to draw the attention of 钟, 贝尔 Edvos that they face suvalgyčiau D as Edward thought Bella and only he could read the thoughts of others but what to think. I suddenly had an idea "and has Dzaspis ketchup" as long as they were all concentrated James combustion. insert hand to match his pockets and was looking for ketchup. and what did I just deteriorate: gandonu pack, fork and chew and some blood. Advertising: 99% of certain blood chemicals, and 1% of the blood.ketchup tastier than real blood, which no decent nepagauni. But not in substance, DO Carlisle has come to one problem less. thought it would kill shot James while James is a vampire and a little Edva parch. Chi chi chi. Sounds žvengt started. All turned to me,
what are 你 doing now Emmett? - Asked Rosalie and hugged hands and began to make cling onto the neck. I can sleep whit her here, but I want to eat. So the distance. then I picked up the wood, and I did not go to the edvos quieter. only allowed as far as my muscle. sneak up and light his pasiauta. (I do not know where he comes from Even if 你 have: D) and it started to burn! and fled, leaving one Bella. And i just jumps on it as I started ketchup pils where randomly. and eat, while D and what it ate Edvard extinguish . Already thought hi will kill me but no hi tolld just
finally. Thank you,- hi 说 ang gave me a kiss-and that was horrible .than I ran to Rosalie. And she bang to him.
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The end
Bella lying on the floor and the kidney, they were at Carlisle and Edward. well I heard what they are talking, but I was not interested, I thought, how to draw the attention of 钟, 贝尔 Edvos that they face suvalgyčiau D as Edward thought Bella and only he could read the thoughts of others but what to think. I suddenly had an idea "and has Dzaspis ketchup" as long as they were all concentrated James combustion. insert hand to match his pockets and was looking for ketchup. and what did I just deteriorate: gandonu pack, fork and chew and some blood. Advertising: 99% of certain blood chemicals, and 1% of the blood.ketchup tastier than real blood, which no decent nepagauni. But not in substance, DO Carlisle has come to one problem less. thought it would kill shot James while James is a vampire and a little Edva parch. Chi chi chi. Sounds žvengt started. All turned to me,
what are 你 doing now Emmett? - Asked Rosalie and hugged hands and began to make cling onto the neck. I can sleep whit her here, but I want to eat. So the distance. then I picked up the wood, and I did not go to the edvos quieter. only allowed as far as my muscle. sneak up and light his pasiauta. (I do not know where he comes from Even if 你 have: D) and it started to burn! and fled, leaving one Bella. And i just jumps on it as I started ketchup pils where randomly. and eat, while D and what it ate Edvard extinguish . Already thought hi will kill me but no hi tolld just
finally. Thank you,- hi 说 ang gave me a kiss-and that was horrible .than I ran to Rosalie. And she bang to him.
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The end
Bella tells Edward Alice is babysitting him;While Bella get ready for his suprise!
*Lady gaga's clothes are better than Alice's clothes!
*Bella has a secretly crush on Rosalie!
*Jasper is a pedophile that's why he felt in 爱情 with Alice!
*Renesmee and Nahuel are a perfect couple
*Carlisle is gay!
*Esme has sex with Charlie every night!
*I think Felix is stronger than Emmett!
*Rosalie envies Tanya because of her beauty!
*Edward is in 爱情 with Leah!
*Rosalie thinks about Jacob while she's having sex with Emmett!
*Bella is getting wrinkly
*Aro is hotter than Edward!
Jacob in eclipse
9. “I’m so full I’m about to puke, but I think I can force it down. I won’t enjoy it at all though.” (Page 239)
8. “I’m useless these days, no wonder Billy’s always gone. I’m so boring.” (Page 326)
7. “I run at a toasty one-oh-eight point nine these days. I’ll have 你 sweating in no time.” (Page 490)
6. “Of course, you’d warm up faster if 你 took your clothes off.” (Page 491)
5. “Does my being half-naked bother you?” (Page 216)
4. “Go fetch a 太空 heater. I’m not a St. Bernard!” (Page 289)
3. “It’s enough of a pain to carry the shorts around with me, let alone a complete outfit. What do I look like, a pack mule?” (Page 216)
2. “Did 你 seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.” (Page 119)
1. “Next time 你 want to hit me, use a baseball bat 或者 a crowbar, okay?” (Page 335)
So, I noticed that on many Edward and Bella sites I go on have at least one 文章 related to Edward being a stalker. But is it true?
Edward can be viewed as a stalker, in some ways:
1. He and Bella spend all their time together.
2. He insists on driving her to school every day.
3. He has switched his classes so he can be in most of the same periods as her.
4. They sit together at lunch everyday (though I'm not sure this really counts, because it's Bella's choice.)
5. He watches Bella sleep--enough said.
6. He insists on marriage (though in the books, Eclipse specifically, this point is 给 a logical reason. Edward wants to marry Bella because he loves her, he's a stalker, and because he wants to save his virtue.)
But the truth is he became a stalker because he loves Bella. And Bella loves him. Isn't that what counts most of all?
Edward can be viewed as a stalker, in some ways:
1. He and Bella spend all their time together.
2. He insists on driving her to school every day.
3. He has switched his classes so he can be in most of the same periods as her.
4. They sit together at lunch everyday (though I'm not sure this really counts, because it's Bella's choice.)
5. He watches Bella sleep--enough said.
6. He insists on marriage (though in the books, Eclipse specifically, this point is 给 a logical reason. Edward wants to marry Bella because he loves her, he's a stalker, and because he wants to save his virtue.)
But the truth is he became a stalker because he loves Bella. And Bella loves him. Isn't that what counts most of all?
