Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Seven
BuffyFaithfan1
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[SIXTEEN]
I went up both staircases, knowing that Jerek went to his room upstairs, and I caught him just as he was about to close the door.
"Jerek, just wait. Stop doing this. Stop shutting us out like we don't matter. I'm sorry about what happened, about what's happening. But...you can't keep hiding yourself up here, locking yourself away from the rest of us."
"I'm not." Jerek said, and I closed the door behind me.
"Then what are 你 doing?" I asked him.
"I'm getting this." Jerek reached under the bed, and pulled out a scythe, the kind 你 see on BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, season 7.
"Whoa!" I said, and he placed it on the bed. "Where did 你 get that?"
"I made it. After seeing this bad boy on BUFFY, I had Verona make it for me. Not only does it look sweet, but it's something I can kill Zoos with, avenging Vi's death."
"Well, wow." I couldn't say anything else, the sight of this wicken weapon just took my breath away.
"I'm going to torture Zoos with this as long as it takes until every drop of his blood is on the earth around him."
I stared at the blade, and Jerek picked it up, swung it through the air, slicing nothing in half but making that cool SHINK! noise as it soared through the air. Jerek started his way towards me with the blade in hand, the light shimmering off of the shiny blade as he approached me when his words registered in my brain.
"Whoa! Wait! 你 can't." I put my hand on his chest, and he laughed.
"I can, and I will."
"I won't let you. Not like this. You're gonna' get yourself killed."
"So be it."
"I won't let 你 die!" I said, and he pushed me against the door.
"Then 你 won't have to." He leaned the blade against the wall, kissed me quickly, and then threw me on the bed, grabbing the blade, and storming out of the room.
Volume Seven
BuffyFaithfan1
_____________________
[SIXTEEN]
I went up both staircases, knowing that Jerek went to his room upstairs, and I caught him just as he was about to close the door.
"Jerek, just wait. Stop doing this. Stop shutting us out like we don't matter. I'm sorry about what happened, about what's happening. But...you can't keep hiding yourself up here, locking yourself away from the rest of us."
"I'm not." Jerek said, and I closed the door behind me.
"Then what are 你 doing?" I asked him.
"I'm getting this." Jerek reached under the bed, and pulled out a scythe, the kind 你 see on BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, season 7.
"Whoa!" I said, and he placed it on the bed. "Where did 你 get that?"
"I made it. After seeing this bad boy on BUFFY, I had Verona make it for me. Not only does it look sweet, but it's something I can kill Zoos with, avenging Vi's death."
"Well, wow." I couldn't say anything else, the sight of this wicken weapon just took my breath away.
"I'm going to torture Zoos with this as long as it takes until every drop of his blood is on the earth around him."
I stared at the blade, and Jerek picked it up, swung it through the air, slicing nothing in half but making that cool SHINK! noise as it soared through the air. Jerek started his way towards me with the blade in hand, the light shimmering off of the shiny blade as he approached me when his words registered in my brain.
"Whoa! Wait! 你 can't." I put my hand on his chest, and he laughed.
"I can, and I will."
"I won't let you. Not like this. You're gonna' get yourself killed."
"So be it."
"I won't let 你 die!" I said, and he pushed me against the door.
"Then 你 won't have to." He leaned the blade against the wall, kissed me quickly, and then threw me on the bed, grabbing the blade, and storming out of the room.
how i finished the beginning of this sentance:
jacob black:
sucks
has rabies
is mental
is on steroids
tried to steal bella
failed at stealing bella
hates edward
is stupid
is retarded
couldn't be a human
is a dog
is sooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooo-oooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
retarded i can't even say how stupid he is and he should never 日期 renesmee and is a big fat lozer who wont ever 日期 a cool girl and to prove it he forced bella to 吻乐队(Kiss) him. wat a lozer...:)
i hate jacob
team edward... <3
jacob black:
sucks
has rabies
is mental
is on steroids
tried to steal bella
failed at stealing bella
hates edward
is stupid
is retarded
couldn't be a human
is a dog
is sooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooo-oooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
retarded i can't even say how stupid he is and he should never 日期 renesmee and is a big fat lozer who wont ever 日期 a cool girl and to prove it he forced bella to 吻乐队(Kiss) him. wat a lozer...:)
i hate jacob
team edward... <3
At first the 列表 included Gus 面包车, 范 Sant, Sofia Coppola, and Bill Condon discovered 由 Hollywood insider Nikkie Finke who writes for Deadline Hollywood. Then the name Stephen Daldry surfaced discovered 由 the LA Times. Right after that 音乐电视 (there seems to be a pattern here, you’ll see in a minute) asked The Runaways director, Floria Sigismondi, if she were interested and she gave a polite and non-committal answer.
Now enter M. Night Shyamalan, director of the upcoming The Last Airbender that stars Jackson Rathbone. 音乐电视 put the 问题 to him, and to our surprise M. Knight (can we call him just Knight?) was a apparently 粉丝 of the first movie…who knew?
“”I would’ve loved to be– I 爱情 the series, and Catherine [Hardwicke's] movie, it was one of my 最喜爱的 电影院 of that year,” he said. “Really, I thought tonally, it was a perfect movie. I called her up after I saw ‘Twilight’ and was like ‘That was amazing.’ So I’m a big fan.”
10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen
10. Tell him only to address 你 in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have 更多 fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? 爱情 thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the 台, 办公桌 in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy 或者 McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
10. Tell him only to address 你 in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have 更多 fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? 爱情 thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the 台, 办公桌 in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy 或者 McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
9. “Superstitious old man.” (Page 239)
8. “Pretty crazy stuff, though, isn’t it? No wonder my dad doesn’t want us to talk about it anymore.” (Page 126)
7. “So do 你 think we’re a bunch of superstitious natives 或者 what?” (Page 126)
6. “I guess I just violated the treaty.” (Page 126)
5. “You wouldn’t happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder for a 1986 Volkswagen Rabbit?” (Page 120)
4. “I swear the old man is losing his mind.” (Page 490)
3. “Can 你 believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?” (Page 490)
2. “I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster.” (Page 120)
1. “So, should I tell him 你 说 to butt the hell out?” (Page 492)
Grade: A+
The “Twilight” sourpuss looked much less awkward than usual in a stunning strapless midnight blue Monique Lhuillier gown. Kristen topped off her look with a classy diamond bracelet 由 H. Stern.
Anna Kendrick
Grade: B+
The Best Supporting Actress nominee originally selected a blue dress for her Oscars debut, but had a change of 心 and opted to wear an Elie Saab Couture off-the-shoulder blush 袍, 礼服 instead. 爱情 the dress, but we’re not too sure about the chunky shoes!
Taylor Lautner
Grade: A-
The “Twilight” heartthrob popped his signature lopsided pose in a Dolce & Gabbana ensemble.