Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Seven
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"Did those words just escape your mouth?" Tabra asked.
"Yes." I opened my eyes, and saw him spread a big smile across his face.
"Well good for you, Cyd! I'm surprised 你 let Jerek be the one to do it with you. Wow. Well, congratz?" He 说 as if it was the first time I had sex.
"He wasn't my first. And stop 表演 like Jerek is gross." I said, and he looked at me as if I 说 something that insulted him.
"You, until last night, are a virgin." Tabra pointed towards my (you know) with every syllable.
"Stop that!" I smacked his hand away, and he snickered. "And besides, if he was, that's none of your business."
"Okay, well, have fun telling yourself lies." Tabra got to his feet, and I did too, I pushed him back onto the bed, pulled a 枕头 out from under him and smacked him in the face with it.
Of course, he blocked it, and snatched it free from my hands.
"Okay, I'm sorry for laughing, but I didn't think you'd have sex with Jerek."
"Can we stop saying that?" I asked.
"Stop saying what?"
"Stop saying 'you had sex with Jerek' as if I jumped into a vat of fat."
"No I'm not." He said, and I thought then.
"Okay, maybe not like that, but 你 说 it without normallcy." I corrected, and he laughed.
"Okay, I'm sorry. I really am, I owe 你 a secret since I laughed."
"Anytime, anywhere!" I demanded, and he nodded.
"Knock, knock." Jerek 说 from behind us, and we turned to the door.
Tabra walked up to him, patted him on the back, and left.
"What was that all about?" Jerek asked as he shut the door and locked it.
"Long story." I lied, and he bought it.
"Oh, okay. So, what do 你 wanna do?" He asked, putting his arms around my waist.
"Wait. Is Verona okay?" I asked, even though I already knew what his answer was.
"She's doing just fine." He smiled, and put his forehead on mine. "Are 你 okay?"
"I'm good." I smiled back, and pecked his lips.
He pulled me closer to him, closing the gap between us, his lips hovering over mine. I put my left hand on the back of his neck, my fingers tangeling up in his hair, and my right hand on his back, holding on as if letting go would throw me down a dark hole I could never find my way out of. I put my lips on his, and we started walking towards the bed, falling back onto the big, rectangle full of fluffy fluffiness that engulfed our bodies as they collided with the bed. I slid a hand up his shirt, the other hand keeping him ontop of me, fearing he'd get up and walk away if I took my hand away.
"I won't leave." He whispered, and kissed his way to my neck.
"Jerek!" Shropee's voice called from the door. "I need 你 for a minute."
Jerek sighed, and started 接吻 me again when two knocks thudded on the door.
"Now!" Shropee was stern sounding, and Jerek looked into my eyes.
"I'm sorry." He got off of me, my hands sliding off of his body, falling to my sides.
Jerek left the room, closing the door and locking it behind him as he went after Shropee.
'I'm sorry.' Those words hung in the air like a stenchy odor that filled your nostrils and never left, it's odor growing 更多 fouler and fouler with every second.
'I know,' I thought. 'I am too.'
I shut my eyes, and exhaled heavily.
Then I got to my feet, ready to find out what Shropee needed Jerek for so badly.
Volume Seven
BuffyFaithfan1
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[FIVE]
"Did those words just escape your mouth?" Tabra asked.
"Yes." I opened my eyes, and saw him spread a big smile across his face.
"Well good for you, Cyd! I'm surprised 你 let Jerek be the one to do it with you. Wow. Well, congratz?" He 说 as if it was the first time I had sex.
"He wasn't my first. And stop 表演 like Jerek is gross." I said, and he looked at me as if I 说 something that insulted him.
"You, until last night, are a virgin." Tabra pointed towards my (you know) with every syllable.
"Stop that!" I smacked his hand away, and he snickered. "And besides, if he was, that's none of your business."
"Okay, well, have fun telling yourself lies." Tabra got to his feet, and I did too, I pushed him back onto the bed, pulled a 枕头 out from under him and smacked him in the face with it.
Of course, he blocked it, and snatched it free from my hands.
"Okay, I'm sorry for laughing, but I didn't think you'd have sex with Jerek."
"Can we stop saying that?" I asked.
"Stop saying what?"
"Stop saying 'you had sex with Jerek' as if I jumped into a vat of fat."
"No I'm not." He said, and I thought then.
"Okay, maybe not like that, but 你 说 it without normallcy." I corrected, and he laughed.
"Okay, I'm sorry. I really am, I owe 你 a secret since I laughed."
"Anytime, anywhere!" I demanded, and he nodded.
"Knock, knock." Jerek 说 from behind us, and we turned to the door.
Tabra walked up to him, patted him on the back, and left.
"What was that all about?" Jerek asked as he shut the door and locked it.
"Long story." I lied, and he bought it.
"Oh, okay. So, what do 你 wanna do?" He asked, putting his arms around my waist.
"Wait. Is Verona okay?" I asked, even though I already knew what his answer was.
"She's doing just fine." He smiled, and put his forehead on mine. "Are 你 okay?"
"I'm good." I smiled back, and pecked his lips.
He pulled me closer to him, closing the gap between us, his lips hovering over mine. I put my left hand on the back of his neck, my fingers tangeling up in his hair, and my right hand on his back, holding on as if letting go would throw me down a dark hole I could never find my way out of. I put my lips on his, and we started walking towards the bed, falling back onto the big, rectangle full of fluffy fluffiness that engulfed our bodies as they collided with the bed. I slid a hand up his shirt, the other hand keeping him ontop of me, fearing he'd get up and walk away if I took my hand away.
"I won't leave." He whispered, and kissed his way to my neck.
"Jerek!" Shropee's voice called from the door. "I need 你 for a minute."
Jerek sighed, and started 接吻 me again when two knocks thudded on the door.
"Now!" Shropee was stern sounding, and Jerek looked into my eyes.
"I'm sorry." He got off of me, my hands sliding off of his body, falling to my sides.
Jerek left the room, closing the door and locking it behind him as he went after Shropee.
'I'm sorry.' Those words hung in the air like a stenchy odor that filled your nostrils and never left, it's odor growing 更多 fouler and fouler with every second.
'I know,' I thought. 'I am too.'
I shut my eyes, and exhaled heavily.
Then I got to my feet, ready to find out what Shropee needed Jerek for so badly.
At first the 列表 included Gus 面包车, 范 Sant, Sofia Coppola, and Bill Condon discovered 由 Hollywood insider Nikkie Finke who writes for Deadline Hollywood. Then the name Stephen Daldry surfaced discovered 由 the LA Times. Right after that 音乐电视 (there seems to be a pattern here, you’ll see in a minute) asked The Runaways director, Floria Sigismondi, if she were interested and she gave a polite and non-committal answer.
Now enter M. Night Shyamalan, director of the upcoming The Last Airbender that stars Jackson Rathbone. 音乐电视 put the 问题 to him, and to our surprise M. Knight (can we call him just Knight?) was a apparently 粉丝 of the first movie…who knew?
“”I would’ve loved to be– I 爱情 the series, and Catherine [Hardwicke's] movie, it was one of my 最喜爱的 电影院 of that year,” he said. “Really, I thought tonally, it was a perfect movie. I called her up after I saw ‘Twilight’ and was like ‘That was amazing.’ So I’m a big fan.”
10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen
10. Tell him only to address 你 in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have 更多 fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? 爱情 thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the 台, 办公桌 in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy 或者 McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
10. Tell him only to address 你 in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have 更多 fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? 爱情 thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the 台, 办公桌 in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy 或者 McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
9. “Superstitious old man.” (Page 239)
8. “Pretty crazy stuff, though, isn’t it? No wonder my dad doesn’t want us to talk about it anymore.” (Page 126)
7. “So do 你 think we’re a bunch of superstitious natives 或者 what?” (Page 126)
6. “I guess I just violated the treaty.” (Page 126)
5. “You wouldn’t happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder for a 1986 Volkswagen Rabbit?” (Page 120)
4. “I swear the old man is losing his mind.” (Page 490)
3. “Can 你 believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?” (Page 490)
2. “I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster.” (Page 120)
1. “So, should I tell him 你 说 to butt the hell out?” (Page 492)
Grade: A+
The “Twilight” sourpuss looked much less awkward than usual in a stunning strapless midnight blue Monique Lhuillier gown. Kristen topped off her look with a classy diamond bracelet 由 H. Stern.
Anna Kendrick
Grade: B+
The Best Supporting Actress nominee originally selected a blue dress for her Oscars debut, but had a change of 心 and opted to wear an Elie Saab Couture off-the-shoulder blush 袍, 礼服 instead. 爱情 the dress, but we’re not too sure about the chunky shoes!
Taylor Lautner
Grade: A-
The “Twilight” heartthrob popped his signature lopsided pose in a Dolce & Gabbana ensemble.
I read the first book & i could'nt decide which team i was then i read the 秒 book & i choose.......... Edward! Because Jacob promised Bella he wouldn't hurt her & he does! I think Jacob is a JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS HOTTER THAN JACOB!!!!!
JACOB IS UGLY LIKE THE REST OF THE QUILUTES!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!
EDWARD IS HOT LIKE THE GUY I LIKE!!!!!!
I=BELLA
HE=EDWARD
ON MY TWILIGHT CALENDER JACOB IS JANUARY &SAM IS AUGUST WHICH SUCKS!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS MARCH!!!!!!!!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS HOTTER THAN JACOB!!!!!
JACOB IS UGLY LIKE THE REST OF THE QUILUTES!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!
EDWARD IS HOT LIKE THE GUY I LIKE!!!!!!
I=BELLA
HE=EDWARD
ON MY TWILIGHT CALENDER JACOB IS JANUARY &SAM IS AUGUST WHICH SUCKS!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS MARCH!!!!!!!!!!