Ok so just thought I’d let 你 all know that I don’t own twilight *sigh* but I will!! It’s one of my reasons to live in life! 哈哈 enjoy!
Edward Pov
I still can’t see why we have to go stay with our uncle Aro. Aro seriously creep’s me and my bro’s out; he just has this vibe about him. Carlisle and Renee where going somewhere apparently, and Emmett, Jasper and I couldn’t go. So were off to New York, The Big Apple. I dragged my fully loaded cases down the stairs of our house in Chicago. I saw Emmett follow me from behind.
“Hey little Eddie! Looking 前锋, 期待 to seeing Aro?” I growled at him. I despised the name Eddie! It’s Edward, not Eddie.
“No Emmett I’m not. And don’t call me Eddie.” I 说 giving a slight shiver at saying it. I started thinking of Aro’s loft style apartment in New York. It was dark, and dull. Dust covered every inch of the house and 冶炼, 闻到 of must. Aro himself was no better always dressing in black he looked like a frickin emo. (I know not all 情绪硬核 people wear black! Sorry if I offended you!) I remembered the last time very clearly. I was only 8 and Carlisle and Renee had gone to travel. Aro had decided to let us watch really scary 电影院 all night. He put on one called Chucky, 耶稣 did it scare me. I never went to his house again.
“I know right me too. But looking 前锋, 期待 to getting me a smoking hot girl if 你 know what I mean.” Emmett 说 nudging me in the side. That’s all Emmett cared about. I sighed how did I end up with a massive douche for a brother? I must have done something real bad in life. I went to the car and loaded all my cases into the back of the taxi. Jasper was already in on the phone to his girlfriend. Jessica Stanley was his girlfriend, I really couldn’t understand what he saw in her. She was one off the sluttiest girls in school. I shook my head and jumped in 下一个 to him, closely followed 由 Emmett. I listened to Jasper.
“I 爱情 你 too babe, but 你 know I think we need a break its for the best.” I looked at him raising an eyebrow at him. “No Jess! Just listen would ya. We need a break. Me and you, I don’t know ok.” This was getting annoying she was so persistent. Jasper really didn’t like her he told us last night.
Flashback!
Emmett, Jasper and I were in Jasper’s room. He was talking.
“Look I don’t know what it is guys, but I’ve never really loved her 你 know. I don’t know I think I just got with her to make Maria jealous, but then Maria started seeing Alec and I was stuck with her. I just cant live with her constant whining!”
Flashback!
I snatched the phone out of his hand and placed it to my ear. If Jasper couldn’t do it I would. I let her finish what she was saying.
“...and 你 know hun. Just stay I mean maybe we need to talk, what 你 say about coming to my place for the night, so we could do some stuff together.” That is just repulsive, really. I took her silence now to speak.
“Hey Jessica, just wanted to let 你 know that Jasper does not 爱情 you. I repeat he Does. Not. Love. You. So if 你 could leave our family alone, and 移动 on. And my brother has no intention of ever sleeping with you.” I smiled then shut the phone. I tossed it back to Jasper as we started to drive to the airport. He chuckled at me and Emmett just stared at me.
Jasper Pov
I chuckled at my brother, jeez has Edward got some guts saying that to Jessica. He basically saved my soul, she was just about to ask me to go over when Edward snatched the phone. She could make me feel really sick with things like that.
“Thanks bro, I couldn’t have done that in a million years.” I laughed as I 说 it. He raised his eyebrows at me. “What? I couldn’t you’ve, I don’t know how 你 did it you’ve never even had a girlfriend dude.” He scowled at me.
“I did have a girlfriend. Remember? Tanya Denali she was so much worse than Jessica Stanley. Anyway all 你 need is guts Jazz.” I scowled at my name Jazz. God it could be worse Emmett used to call me Jazzy Jazz Hands and do jazz hands when he 说 it. I shivered. Edwards was Eddie Teddy and Emmett Emmy Princess. We were so imaginative as kids.
“What 你 laughing at jazz?” I looked up and realised it was Emmett. I hadn’t realised he was in here he was so quiet, that was so not good, so not Emmett.
“Remember as kids our names. I was Jazzy Jazz Hands, Edward Eddie Teddy and 你 Emmy Princess. God seems like yesterday. Anyway what are 你 up to Emmett your incredibly quiet for you.” I chuckled, Edward scowled and Emmett just smirked. He was so up too something 你 could just feel it, like with Uncle Aro god something was up with that man.
Emmett Pov
I have the perfect prank! Whilst were in New York I’ll set Jasper and Edward up with a girl. Incredibly hot girls to be exact, then I’ll tell so much embarrassing stuff about them to the girls that the guys will be mad for months. During all this I’ll make 随意 calls to them through the guys phones creeping them out! An awesome plan Emmett! who’s the man? Ooh yay! Were at the airport! Hot girlies here I come!
Edward Pov
I still can’t see why we have to go stay with our uncle Aro. Aro seriously creep’s me and my bro’s out; he just has this vibe about him. Carlisle and Renee where going somewhere apparently, and Emmett, Jasper and I couldn’t go. So were off to New York, The Big Apple. I dragged my fully loaded cases down the stairs of our house in Chicago. I saw Emmett follow me from behind.
“Hey little Eddie! Looking 前锋, 期待 to seeing Aro?” I growled at him. I despised the name Eddie! It’s Edward, not Eddie.
“No Emmett I’m not. And don’t call me Eddie.” I 说 giving a slight shiver at saying it. I started thinking of Aro’s loft style apartment in New York. It was dark, and dull. Dust covered every inch of the house and 冶炼, 闻到 of must. Aro himself was no better always dressing in black he looked like a frickin emo. (I know not all 情绪硬核 people wear black! Sorry if I offended you!) I remembered the last time very clearly. I was only 8 and Carlisle and Renee had gone to travel. Aro had decided to let us watch really scary 电影院 all night. He put on one called Chucky, 耶稣 did it scare me. I never went to his house again.
“I know right me too. But looking 前锋, 期待 to getting me a smoking hot girl if 你 know what I mean.” Emmett 说 nudging me in the side. That’s all Emmett cared about. I sighed how did I end up with a massive douche for a brother? I must have done something real bad in life. I went to the car and loaded all my cases into the back of the taxi. Jasper was already in on the phone to his girlfriend. Jessica Stanley was his girlfriend, I really couldn’t understand what he saw in her. She was one off the sluttiest girls in school. I shook my head and jumped in 下一个 to him, closely followed 由 Emmett. I listened to Jasper.
“I 爱情 你 too babe, but 你 know I think we need a break its for the best.” I looked at him raising an eyebrow at him. “No Jess! Just listen would ya. We need a break. Me and you, I don’t know ok.” This was getting annoying she was so persistent. Jasper really didn’t like her he told us last night.
Flashback!
Emmett, Jasper and I were in Jasper’s room. He was talking.
“Look I don’t know what it is guys, but I’ve never really loved her 你 know. I don’t know I think I just got with her to make Maria jealous, but then Maria started seeing Alec and I was stuck with her. I just cant live with her constant whining!”
Flashback!
I snatched the phone out of his hand and placed it to my ear. If Jasper couldn’t do it I would. I let her finish what she was saying.
“...and 你 know hun. Just stay I mean maybe we need to talk, what 你 say about coming to my place for the night, so we could do some stuff together.” That is just repulsive, really. I took her silence now to speak.
“Hey Jessica, just wanted to let 你 know that Jasper does not 爱情 you. I repeat he Does. Not. Love. You. So if 你 could leave our family alone, and 移动 on. And my brother has no intention of ever sleeping with you.” I smiled then shut the phone. I tossed it back to Jasper as we started to drive to the airport. He chuckled at me and Emmett just stared at me.
Jasper Pov
I chuckled at my brother, jeez has Edward got some guts saying that to Jessica. He basically saved my soul, she was just about to ask me to go over when Edward snatched the phone. She could make me feel really sick with things like that.
“Thanks bro, I couldn’t have done that in a million years.” I laughed as I 说 it. He raised his eyebrows at me. “What? I couldn’t you’ve, I don’t know how 你 did it you’ve never even had a girlfriend dude.” He scowled at me.
“I did have a girlfriend. Remember? Tanya Denali she was so much worse than Jessica Stanley. Anyway all 你 need is guts Jazz.” I scowled at my name Jazz. God it could be worse Emmett used to call me Jazzy Jazz Hands and do jazz hands when he 说 it. I shivered. Edwards was Eddie Teddy and Emmett Emmy Princess. We were so imaginative as kids.
“What 你 laughing at jazz?” I looked up and realised it was Emmett. I hadn’t realised he was in here he was so quiet, that was so not good, so not Emmett.
“Remember as kids our names. I was Jazzy Jazz Hands, Edward Eddie Teddy and 你 Emmy Princess. God seems like yesterday. Anyway what are 你 up to Emmett your incredibly quiet for you.” I chuckled, Edward scowled and Emmett just smirked. He was so up too something 你 could just feel it, like with Uncle Aro god something was up with that man.
Emmett Pov
I have the perfect prank! Whilst were in New York I’ll set Jasper and Edward up with a girl. Incredibly hot girls to be exact, then I’ll tell so much embarrassing stuff about them to the girls that the guys will be mad for months. During all this I’ll make 随意 calls to them through the guys phones creeping them out! An awesome plan Emmett! who’s the man? Ooh yay! Were at the airport! Hot girlies here I come!
part 2 the cullens. like always it was a rainy 日 in forks. bella and edward were on they way to bella's 首页 but all of a sudin bella was in need of a human momment.they stoped 由 the 晚餐 close to to were they were going after bella came out two men came in.edward could read what they were thinking.he new them some how but he had no clue who they were.all he new was he had to get bella away from them. we'll come back later wisper edward so low that only bella could here what he said.he had to leave. this is were the story begins.
if 你 liked that just wait for part 3 immortls find vampires.
if 你 liked that just wait for part 3 immortls find vampires.
9: Send him 爱情 letters and sign them “You dearest Victoria”.
8: Constantly think about 接吻 Bella. Run!
7: Lock him in a room with Mike, Tyler, Eric, and Jacob. Give everyone except him a picture of Bella.
6: Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
5: Whenever he leaves a room 或者 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
4: Make him go out with 你 to a fancy restrant for his Birthday when it isn’t his Birthday. Get all offended when he won’t eat anything. Start crying.
3: Whenever he complains 或者 argues, reply with “What are 你 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
2: Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.
1: Don’t think.
Oh... one 更多 thing.... RUN!!!
