Rosalie’s P.O.V:
Riding in silence I heard Bella open her cell phone in the back and type in numbers. “Who are 你 calling?” I asked looking at the back 展示 mirror. “You don’t need to know.” She snapped back like a rubber band. I snorted, “You know you’re an ungrateful snobby bitch.” She gaped at me, “Oh yeah, well at least I don’t have to stuff toilet paper down my shirt. I have real ones.” I screamed madly, “Oh please, if 你 had real ones 你 would have had sex with Edward already.” “At least I have a shot at having a kid, ass.” That’s where I got mad split. “At least if I got pregnant I would and could care for a baby. And so would my husband.” Bella got mad to, so she pulled my hair, “At…least…my…husband-er-boyfriend loves me….” “You bitch.” I yelled. I pulled her hair hard. Alice reached for the wheel since we weren’t paying attention. “I know what 你 are-so what’s Alice.” Bella taunted. “You sleazy lowlife, frickin’, 屁股 of the future, beeyatch.” I 说 slowly letting it roll off my tongue.
Bella’s P.O.V:
We were on full on fight mode now. Pulling hair and calling each other names. I hated her, thinking she could seduce Edward. Yeah, right. An 小时 later, I thought my bladder was going to explode.
“Rosalie, pull over.” “Why?” I was gasping and clenching my knees. “I have to go to the bathroom.” We were now beside another 7 eleven. “PULL OVER!” She looked at the gas meter-it was full. “Nah, we still have enough gas to get home.” I screamed in agony, “PULL OVER 或者 I’M GONNA PISS ALL OVER YOUR CAR!” that made her pull over at the 下一个 Sheetz. I ran to the bathroom and when I came out the car was gone and so was Rosalie. But Alice was sitting on the curb. “Where’d the 婊子, 子 go?” I screamed to Alice. “She kicked me out the door and left.” I went to sit beside her. She pushed over. “Hey, I’m sorry.” She nodded, “I guess that 问题 was UN called for.” I nodded, “Just a little. I’m still mad at her, but I have to act like I’m mad at 你 still,” “Are you?” “Yeah, just a little.”
I whipped out my phone and called Charlie. He answered the phone, “BELLA! Where have 你 been?” “Cullen’s had sleepovers with Alice. 由 the way can 你 pick me up we’re at the Sheetz.”
Riding in silence I heard Bella open her cell phone in the back and type in numbers. “Who are 你 calling?” I asked looking at the back 展示 mirror. “You don’t need to know.” She snapped back like a rubber band. I snorted, “You know you’re an ungrateful snobby bitch.” She gaped at me, “Oh yeah, well at least I don’t have to stuff toilet paper down my shirt. I have real ones.” I screamed madly, “Oh please, if 你 had real ones 你 would have had sex with Edward already.” “At least I have a shot at having a kid, ass.” That’s where I got mad split. “At least if I got pregnant I would and could care for a baby. And so would my husband.” Bella got mad to, so she pulled my hair, “At…least…my…husband-er-boyfriend loves me….” “You bitch.” I yelled. I pulled her hair hard. Alice reached for the wheel since we weren’t paying attention. “I know what 你 are-so what’s Alice.” Bella taunted. “You sleazy lowlife, frickin’, 屁股 of the future, beeyatch.” I 说 slowly letting it roll off my tongue.
Bella’s P.O.V:
We were on full on fight mode now. Pulling hair and calling each other names. I hated her, thinking she could seduce Edward. Yeah, right. An 小时 later, I thought my bladder was going to explode.
“Rosalie, pull over.” “Why?” I was gasping and clenching my knees. “I have to go to the bathroom.” We were now beside another 7 eleven. “PULL OVER!” She looked at the gas meter-it was full. “Nah, we still have enough gas to get home.” I screamed in agony, “PULL OVER 或者 I’M GONNA PISS ALL OVER YOUR CAR!” that made her pull over at the 下一个 Sheetz. I ran to the bathroom and when I came out the car was gone and so was Rosalie. But Alice was sitting on the curb. “Where’d the 婊子, 子 go?” I screamed to Alice. “She kicked me out the door and left.” I went to sit beside her. She pushed over. “Hey, I’m sorry.” She nodded, “I guess that 问题 was UN called for.” I nodded, “Just a little. I’m still mad at her, but I have to act like I’m mad at 你 still,” “Are you?” “Yeah, just a little.”
I whipped out my phone and called Charlie. He answered the phone, “BELLA! Where have 你 been?” “Cullen’s had sleepovers with Alice. 由 the way can 你 pick me up we’re at the Sheetz.”
-Alice-
Edward and I were playing chess, hilariously fun, when I saw an image that did not involve chess pieces. I stiffened; then relaxed. So they liked Isle Renesmee. Good. It WAS my idea, after all.
And suddenly, I saw something that did not make me smile. I sighed and flicked my king over. It wasn't worth it.
* * *
Edward was the only one who would play chess with me anymore, mainly because it was fair.
I was a little depressed that there wasn't any wedding to be planned, and I didn't have any new project planned. Then, it hit me. RENESMEE'S CLOSET! Well, I'd already stocked her new house's (Esme had 给 them their own house, she'd designed it and everything) mega-sized walk in closet and helped furnish the house, but I could always remodel her closet to look like a boutique!
I smiled in anticipation. I had to go call Esme!
Edward and I were playing chess, hilariously fun, when I saw an image that did not involve chess pieces. I stiffened; then relaxed. So they liked Isle Renesmee. Good. It WAS my idea, after all.
And suddenly, I saw something that did not make me smile. I sighed and flicked my king over. It wasn't worth it.
* * *
Edward was the only one who would play chess with me anymore, mainly because it was fair.
I was a little depressed that there wasn't any wedding to be planned, and I didn't have any new project planned. Then, it hit me. RENESMEE'S CLOSET! Well, I'd already stocked her new house's (Esme had 给 them their own house, she'd designed it and everything) mega-sized walk in closet and helped furnish the house, but I could always remodel her closet to look like a boutique!
I smiled in anticipation. I had to go call Esme!
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a 太空 heater.
8. Tell him that 狗 make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim 你 have imprinted. Say 你 爱情 him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a 太空 heater.
8. Tell him that 狗 make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim 你 have imprinted. Say 你 爱情 him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.