Jacob in eclipse
9. “I’m so full I’m about to puke, but I think I can force it down. I won’t enjoy it at all though.” (Page 239)
8. “I’m useless these days, no wonder Billy’s always gone. I’m so boring.” (Page 326)
7. “I run at a toasty one-oh-eight point nine these days. I’ll have 你 sweating in no time.” (Page 490)
6. “Of course, you’d warm up faster if 你 took your clothes off.” (Page 491)
5. “Does my being half-naked bother you?” (Page 216)
4. “Go fetch a 太空 heater. I’m not a St. Bernard!” (Page 289)
3. “It’s enough of a pain to carry the shorts around with me, let alone a complete outfit. What do I look like, a pack mule?” (Page 216)
2. “Did 你 seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.” (Page 119)
1. “Next time 你 want to hit me, use a baseball bat 或者 a crowbar, okay?” (Page 335)
