Ok first of all this is not a twilight hate article. This is in response to one.Trust me I am a twilight addict.So if 你 are 阅读 this and 你 have not read the link titled "Twilight sucks . . . and not in a good way" then 你 should go and read it.This will not make sense if 你 have not read that article(Which in itself does not make much sense).
Ok so , first of all this 文章 made me laugh , it is not because it was funny but because whoever wrote it is probable being beaten to death 由 twilighters everywhere.So let me say this: "twilight sucks...and not in a good way"Sucks...and not in a good way!
First off , I would just like to tell , whoever 你 are, while your busying yourself with lying on your 75 年 old parents sofa watching spongebob that 你 should really get a life.
If all that 你 can do is hate on people that 你 are jealous of than 你 should really find somone 更多 worthy of your critisism, to put it lightly.
I think that your parents would be a perfect example of somone like that , I mean , look what they created!
So now to the actual 文章 itself , Bella is clumsy . So what ,it is what makes her Bella.And when 你 say that stephanie writes in a sexist way because Edward helps Bella when she stumbles, So 你 are saying that it would be better for Edward to leave bella on the ground and walk away?Have edward be a jerk instead of a gentleman?Oh yes I'm sure the story would be so much better that way:(
And also about the sex , twilight 粉丝 have been waiting for that for YEARS and SM did it the best she could.I mean What would 你 expect? Bella and Edward live happily ever after in their virgin vampire bodies ? what about jacob?without Renesmee their would be no happy ending for him.
And 你 say that edward should not be a ble to conceve children because all fluids in his body are venom?Two words:FICTIONAL NOVEL.The book is not real!So what ever 你 learned in school doesn't really matter!Since 你 are a Harry potter fan, do 你 care that there is no magical island with a wizard school in your geography corriculum?I don't think so!
So if 你 think that the twilight saga is so bad , why do 你 have to drag everyone else into your personal hate hole?People like twilight and if 你 don't than 你 are at a loss because only your fellow lesbian feminists may agree with you!
SO in conclusion to my 文章 I just want to say that if anyone else decides that they want to 交叉, 十字架 over to the dark side of twilight reviews , I will be there to spoil their fun!
Ok so , first of all this 文章 made me laugh , it is not because it was funny but because whoever wrote it is probable being beaten to death 由 twilighters everywhere.So let me say this: "twilight sucks...and not in a good way"Sucks...and not in a good way!
First off , I would just like to tell , whoever 你 are, while your busying yourself with lying on your 75 年 old parents sofa watching spongebob that 你 should really get a life.
If all that 你 can do is hate on people that 你 are jealous of than 你 should really find somone 更多 worthy of your critisism, to put it lightly.
I think that your parents would be a perfect example of somone like that , I mean , look what they created!
So now to the actual 文章 itself , Bella is clumsy . So what ,it is what makes her Bella.And when 你 say that stephanie writes in a sexist way because Edward helps Bella when she stumbles, So 你 are saying that it would be better for Edward to leave bella on the ground and walk away?Have edward be a jerk instead of a gentleman?Oh yes I'm sure the story would be so much better that way:(
And also about the sex , twilight 粉丝 have been waiting for that for YEARS and SM did it the best she could.I mean What would 你 expect? Bella and Edward live happily ever after in their virgin vampire bodies ? what about jacob?without Renesmee their would be no happy ending for him.
And 你 say that edward should not be a ble to conceve children because all fluids in his body are venom?Two words:FICTIONAL NOVEL.The book is not real!So what ever 你 learned in school doesn't really matter!Since 你 are a Harry potter fan, do 你 care that there is no magical island with a wizard school in your geography corriculum?I don't think so!
So if 你 think that the twilight saga is so bad , why do 你 have to drag everyone else into your personal hate hole?People like twilight and if 你 don't than 你 are at a loss because only your fellow lesbian feminists may agree with you!
SO in conclusion to my 文章 I just want to say that if anyone else decides that they want to 交叉, 十字架 over to the dark side of twilight reviews , I will be there to spoil their fun!