A PANDEMIC HAS BROKEN OUT
Twilight Fever!
The original virus was appears to have originated from a 流行的 series of 图书 called “The Twilight Series”. Carriers of the virus have been passing on their 爱情 of the 图书 but on hearing of the forthcoming movie adaptation the strain has reached epic global proportions.
Sufferers can quickly be identified by
· A glazed look in their eyes
· An inability to control their 心 beat
· A twilight book close at hand
· Quietly mumbling 语录 to themselves and smiling
· Checking 潮流粉丝俱乐部 daily for updates
Similar ailments, that have quite common symptoms, and often go hand in hand with this fever are
· Edwarditis - will peer, 心 thumping, inside silver Volvos and look disappointed when they find their neighbour looking back
· Jake-ache – will display affinity for canines and all things scruffy and adorable
· Bellamania – will wish to switch lives with the wonderful Bella
· Stephanie Syndrome – will spout facts about the 作者 that sometimes she may not know about herself
· Forks Fever – will express frequent desires to 移动 to Washington State
· Vampire Virus – will be interested in all things toothy
There is no known cure for the fever but patients are usually fully functional in society with regular doses of sufficient reading, 白日梦 and access to Fanpop.
你 have been warned!!
PS It is this writer's opinion that this whole fever shenanigan doesn't sound so bad. Twilight Daily hooray!
Written for fun
Thanks for Reading
Michelle
