For those of 你 who don't know me, 或者 have never read my fanfictions, I'm renesmeblack. I write a story from Renesmee, Jacob, Mine, and occasionally Emmett's POV. Now, I have a ton of bad ideas, and some of the things 你 read from me are crash tests. Thankfully, many of my readers enjoy my fanfictions. The dummy is saved!
My stories are for girls who can't stop 阅读 the books. It's for girls who'd pester Stephenie Meyer to write a sequel, if they had a chance! I 爱情 Jacob, so that's another reason why girls read my, frankly, ameteur (hope I spelled that right!) writing. 你 wanna know the best part?
Okay, here goes nothing.
IT NEVER ENDS!!!
There. I feel better now. Yup, 你 read correctly. It'll never end until I grow out of the Twilight Stage (like that'll happen.).
For the very few 粉丝 I have, thanks for the support and I'll see 你 in the 阅读 section!
-Thanks!
renesmeblack xoxo
My stories are for girls who can't stop 阅读 the books. It's for girls who'd pester Stephenie Meyer to write a sequel, if they had a chance! I 爱情 Jacob, so that's another reason why girls read my, frankly, ameteur (hope I spelled that right!) writing. 你 wanna know the best part?
Okay, here goes nothing.
IT NEVER ENDS!!!
There. I feel better now. Yup, 你 read correctly. It'll never end until I grow out of the Twilight Stage (like that'll happen.).
For the very few 粉丝 I have, thanks for the support and I'll see 你 in the 阅读 section!
-Thanks!
renesmeblack xoxo
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” 由 the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains 或者 argues, reply with “What are 你 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room 或者 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” 由 Madonna.
Source: link
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains 或者 argues, reply with “What are 你 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room 或者 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” 由 Madonna.
Source: link