暮光之城系列 Article: The Cullen Boys & Jacob Pick Up Lines

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posted by Renesmee_XD

Edward Cullen

I have a private island. Wanna see it?

“Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?”

Cullen. Edward Cullen.

Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero 或者 the bad guy.

I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a 首页 run with you.

“I’m an addict. Will 你 be my heroin?”

“Have 你 been drinking? 或者 do I intoxicate you?”

Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.

“My sister can see the future. Let me give 你 a clue, it’s Me + You.”

Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
Jacob Black
I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds
Will 你 be the mother of my puppies?

Wanna play a game? 你 can be Little Red Riding 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.

So…how do 你 feel about dogs? I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’

你 look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit.

嘿 baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?

你 know what they say, right? Once 你 go "Black" 你 never go back.

你 look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Jasper Hale

你 seem a little tense. Would 你 like a chill pill 或者 just a hit of me?

How are 你 feeling? Oh, wait, don’t tell me … let me guess.

I must really be dead, Angel, ‘cause this has to be heaven!

It’s not my fault I fell in love. Your emotions are what tripped me.

Your lips may say no, but your endorphins say yes.
I can feel the 爱情 tonight … wanna share?

My name is Jasper…but 你 can call me Dr. Feelgood.

I know exactly how 你 feel. Wanna know how I feel?

So…did 你 ever hear the saying ‘everything’s bigger in Texas’?

Hey, Darlin’, do 你 want to see my battle scars?
Emmett Cullen
Wanna see me crush a boulder?

I’d 爱情 to see how many houses we can smash.

You’re into cars? I make one heck of a jack.

Wanna cuddle? I’ll be your teddy bear.

(To a blonde) My brother may prefer brunettes, but I know blondes have 更多 fun…

I hear hell isn’t bad if 你 get to keep an 天使 with you- could I take 你 with me?

Did it hurt when 你 fell from heaven? Because with a face like that, 你 must be an angel.

Wanna be my monkey woman?

You’re no irritable grizzly but right now I’m eating 你 up.

I own NOTHING!
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Handan_Taylor TAYLOR, I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH

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Twilight-girl-x This is funny xx

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Now I know...Angels TRULY exist

posted by Yoss

I was raised not to fear anything. I was told to face it, taste it, welcome it.

I haven’t faced real fear before.

Not fear for this huge ball of 毛皮 whose trying to smash my brain out. Not fear for my life. But fear that this glorious angel, who is standing a foot away – wait, I think I just saw her up the Redwood – wait she couldn’t be up that tree, how could she? Unless my brain’s already smashed inside my skull.

Where was I?

Incoherency. Damaged brain, no doubt.

Again, I fear that this glorious angel, nearer to our fight now, would be hurt, harmed in any way.

“Stand back!” I yelled...

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blisslikethis falls for Twilight... hard.

posted by blisslikethis

I have to say, it took me awhile to get past my first impression of Twilight. Actually, I had never even heard of the 图书 until I saw people gushing about them on Fanpop. I scoffed at the Fanpoppers comparing them to Harry Potter, never questioning my belief that nothing could come close to the level of awesomeness that is the HP series.

The Twilight saga came up 更多 and 更多 often as the release 日期 for Breaking Dawn drew closer, and despite my first impression, I started getting curious. Dismissing a book offhand is not something I do lightly, especially when so many people seem to love...