暮光之城系列 Article: The Cullen Boys & Jacob Pick Up Lines

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posted by Renesmee_XD

Edward Cullen

I have a private island. Wanna see it?

“Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?”

Cullen. Edward Cullen.

Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero 或者 the bad guy.

I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a 首页 run with you.

“I’m an addict. Will 你 be my heroin?”

“Have 你 been drinking? 或者 do I intoxicate you?”

Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.

“My sister can see the future. Let me give 你 a clue, it’s Me + You.”

Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
Jacob Black
I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds
Will 你 be the mother of my puppies?

Wanna play a game? 你 can be Little Red Riding 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.

So…how do 你 feel about dogs? I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’

你 look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit.

嘿 baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?

你 know what they say, right? Once 你 go "Black" 你 never go back.

你 look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Jasper Hale

你 seem a little tense. Would 你 like a chill pill 或者 just a hit of me?

How are 你 feeling? Oh, wait, don’t tell me … let me guess.

I must really be dead, Angel, ‘cause this has to be heaven!

It’s not my fault I fell in love. Your emotions are what tripped me.

Your lips may say no, but your endorphins say yes.
I can feel the 爱情 tonight … wanna share?

My name is Jasper…but 你 can call me Dr. Feelgood.

I know exactly how 你 feel. Wanna know how I feel?

So…did 你 ever hear the saying ‘everything’s bigger in Texas’?

Hey, Darlin’, do 你 want to see my battle scars?
Emmett Cullen
Wanna see me crush a boulder?

I’d 爱情 to see how many houses we can smash.

You’re into cars? I make one heck of a jack.

Wanna cuddle? I’ll be your teddy bear.

(To a blonde) My brother may prefer brunettes, but I know blondes have 更多 fun…

I hear hell isn’t bad if 你 get to keep an 天使 with you- could I take 你 with me?

Did it hurt when 你 fell from heaven? Because with a face like that, 你 must be an angel.

Wanna be my monkey woman?

You’re no irritable grizzly but right now I’m eating 你 up.

I own NOTHING!
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Handan_Taylor TAYLOR, I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH

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Twilight-girl-x This is funny xx

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Who is Who: Royce King(Jack Huston)

posted by Alice_Cullen_

The Character

Name: Royce King

Type: Human

Special Ability: None

About Them: Royce King's family was one of the richest in town because his father owned a bank. Royce courted Rosalie and gave her bouquets of flowers-violets because he thought they matched her eyes and 玫瑰 for her name, Rosalie. Without delay, Royce proposed to Rosalie and she accepted due to her vanity not knowing Royce only loved her for he
r beauty. Royce bragged to his 老友记 about how beautiful Rosalie was and so naturally they wanted him to 显示 them. So when Rosalie was returning 首页 one night after visiting her friend...

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A Brothers Grimm Twilight Tale

posted by AndraLee

To vote for your 最喜爱的 Twilight fairy tale, go to link

Disclaimer: The world of Twilight belongs to the wonderful Stephenie Meyer. I just want to play with her toys. Limited dialog and text from the Twilight saga appear within the following text. No copyright infringement is intended.
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In days gone by, there once was a land where the moss and vines grew thick, and the trees hid the forest floor from the sunlight. This was a place where gray-billowed clouds covered the sky, sucking the shadows from the Earth and spewing them back as fog and rain.

It was the perfect...

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twilight /the covenant tell me wat yu think

posted by 1-of-da-jethaks

the following story is true ........meh i wish....lol whiskey37 it made yuu laugh

'ash get up now' scott screamed into mi ear. scott was mi older brother, well one of mi older brothers i have 4. 'what do yuu want' i moaned. 'umm first 日 of skewl remember reject' he 说 with a smart 屁股 tone then left.( right: skewl i think ill give it a miss i thought 2 miself and went bak 2 sleep). 下一个 thing mi alarm went off. my door crept open and 4 boys leapt on to the bed.'AWWW' i grunted 'GET OFF' 'GET UP' zaviour retalliated. aww i could feel the weight pushing down on me. 'ok fine' i yelled' 'thankyou'...

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Renesmee Black's Story, Chapter 4

posted by renesmeblack

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Renesmee

I sat up. The alarm clock 下一个 to Jacob's 床, 床上说 it was six thirty. I ran as fast as I could to the bathroom, barely making it. I heard the rush of footsteps as Jacob and Emily came to my side.
Jesse woke up.
"Sam! Get Jesse!" Emily called downstairs. Jesse was their one-year-old baby. He had short, black hair that stuck out every other direction but down. He had a small, rounded face that displayed a little innocence. His smile was crooked, and it reminded me of my dad a little. The three baby teeth he had made the smile even cuter.
Jacob's hot hand took me out of my thoughts.
"Renesmee,...

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Starstruck Chapter 1- Here Come The Humans,x

posted by thecullensftw_x

sorry, i'm not that good a writer, but i thought i might put it on anyway, lol. Please read, but no hate 评论 :) thanks;

“Don’t worry Mom, I 爱情 you,” I 说 as I kissed my beautiful mother’s forehead. I was so blessed; I had the most stunning family in the whole world, never mind neighborhood! I have gorgeous parents, Edward and Bella Cullen, Grandpa Carlisle and Grandma Esme, Aunt Alice and Uncle Jasper, and Aunt Rosalie and Uncle Emmett. They’re 吸血鬼 too, of course, but still amazingly attractive. My family is different from most; we’re a family, not a coven, and we only...

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aura--chapter 15--and here I thought the Cullens had thier issues...

posted by mikaela_isabela

嘿 guys, i wanna thank the few people who gave me ideas, im using them in my 下一个 chapter, so keep a look out! enjoi!

The three women eyed us carefully, scrutinizing our every move, down to the tiniest shuffling of our feet.
They were not as I expected.
Usually witches, both men and women alike, look young and youthful. In fact, most of the pictures of gods were based on witches.
These however, were nothing like those pictures.
They all looked old, almost elderly old, yet they had youthfulness to them which I couldn’t place.
Their faces were lined and each of them had crow’s feet 下一个 to their...

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The Other Way (Edward's POV) Ch. 4

posted by CharmedVamp101

I watched her come out of the room where she spent the last week getting better. She walked over to where I stood, waiting to take her to her apartment. I thought about how much Bella had meant to me, how much she had changed me. I thought about how easy it was to forget her now that my existence finally had a true meaning. I remember how I used to think that Bella was the whole point of my existence, how she was what kept me alive, but I now knew that she was just to help me control myself for the only true 爱情 I could have. I saw through Sam's mind how Emily was his whole world. I knew...

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Starlit

posted by Yoss

CHAPTER I – 爱情 Story

“Uhm…Mom?” I started hesitantly as my mother turned off my bedroom lights – on her way out of my room.

“Yes sweetie?” She crossed the length of the door to my 床, 床上 in a tiny fraction of a millisecond. She turned on the bedside lamp as she gracefully sat on the side of my bed. The pale yellow light of the lamp made my mother’s face hauntingly beautiful.

“Mom, I’m wondering if 你 would tell me my 最喜爱的 story again?”

My mom raised her perfectly shaped eyebrows. Humor twinkling in her lovely golden eyes.

“Haven’t 你 had enough of THAT story yet?”...

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Now I know...Angels TRULY exist

posted by Yoss

I was raised not to fear anything. I was told to face it, taste it, welcome it.

I haven’t faced real fear before.

Not fear for this huge ball of 毛皮 whose trying to smash my brain out. Not fear for my life. But fear that this glorious angel, who is standing a foot away – wait, I think I just saw her up the Redwood – wait she couldn’t be up that tree, how could she? Unless my brain’s already smashed inside my skull.

Where was I?

Incoherency. Damaged brain, no doubt.

Again, I fear that this glorious angel, nearer to our fight now, would be hurt, harmed in any way.

“Stand back!” I yelled...

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blisslikethis falls for Twilight... hard.

posted by blisslikethis

I have to say, it took me awhile to get past my first impression of Twilight. Actually, I had never even heard of the 图书 until I saw people gushing about them on Fanpop. I scoffed at the Fanpoppers comparing them to Harry Potter, never questioning my belief that nothing could come close to the level of awesomeness that is the HP series.

The Twilight saga came up 更多 and 更多 often as the release 日期 for Breaking Dawn drew closer, and despite my first impression, I started getting curious. Dismissing a book offhand is not something I do lightly, especially when so many people seem to love...