ok this is just for fun what is the easiest way 4 你 to ask out a guy and the easiest way to breakup. this is JUST for FUN.

break up the way Bella let Jacob off. like say i 爱情 u but im not IN 爱情 with u...etc.
that's what i would do. Bella is SOO lucky. O MAYBE U SHOULD 冲床 HIM IF HE TRIES 接吻 U! dont break ur hand though. U SHOULD TRY FINDING A BASEBALL BAT 或者 A CROWBAR! lol

你 can just get someone else to ask them out for 你 and 你 can just break up with them in a funny way like it's over my little lepricahun friend 或者 sumthin like that 或者 just be like i dont wanna go out with 你 anymore byeeeeeeee

girl: meet: work if you're anti-social...Break up: It's not 你 it's me
Guy: meet: sweet talk...Break up: cheat and let her find out about it