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(completely ignores Total Drama World Tour)

Chris: Hello people, we are back for a third season! With some old and some new faces!! The first new face is my new cohost, Alyssa aka GinnyXHarryluv!
Alyssa: Hello! How do y'all do? Welcome to Total Drama Band!
Chris: I was gonna say that!
Alyssa: Well I 说 it for you. Now let's meet our contestants!!
Chris: Returning is:
Izzy!
Izzy: Boom-boom
Lindsay!
Lindsay: Hi Chris!!
Heather!
Heather: Whatever
LeShawna!
LeShawna: 嘿 y'all!
Gwen!
Gwen: Hi everyone!!
Beth!
Beth: Hi guys!
Bridgette!
Bridgette: Hi dudes!
Duncan!
Duncan: Hello morons
Geoff!
Geoff: Hi dudes!
Owen!
Owen:...

Chris:Campers, Come Out To The Dock. Someone New Is Here!
Duncan:It's A Celebrity!
(Courtney Punches Duncan On The Arm)
Duncan:Ow!
Courtney:It's Not A Celebrity, Stupid!
Colin:Hello Everyone, Glad I Could Come Along.
Chris:I'm Glad, Too! Where Are 你 From Again?
Colin:Boston.
Trent:Beantown, Huh? I Have Some 老友记 Who Live There!
Colin:I Never Knew That!
Trent:See Them If 你 Have A Chance.
Colin:OK!
Noah:Hi, It's Nice To See You.
Colin:And 你 Too Noah!
Sadie And Katie:Another Guest, EEEEEE!!!
(Sadie And Katie Hug Colin A Little Too Hard)
Colin:Ouch, Not So Hard! You're Crushing Me!
Lindsay:Well, Hello...

RECAP: I may have a crush on Duncan and he may like me back some, but I'll do all I have to just to keep him from getting too close to me... No way I'm letting another Juvie boy close enough to me to break my heart.
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*ALMOST LUNCHTIME*

Duncan and I had the same class schedule; every class we had, we had together. It was going to be really hard for me to stay away from him at this rate since he's pretty much following me all over the place. Still, I have my ways of avoiding people; I've had every excuse in the book in my mind so I could keep...

Chris: last time on total drama aroudnthe world, Parus, france. everyone had to kiss. Jasper was almost out of the game. and Jax and Blaine had to kiss. it was the perific challange for Alejandro and Heather! an lulu got pared up with Owen.ha ha! this was sooooooooo funny! at the end it was bossy Blaineley who 说 good bye. this episode will suck all the blud right out of you. On total drama around the world?

*theame song*

*non-first class*

*katie is bawling*

Jordan: aggggggggggggggg! i can't take it! vote her off already!!!!!
Wally: she tried to but didn't.
Zoey: i's been 3 weeks of none stop crying!...

(after everone jump off the cilfe)

chirs:everone get taired up cause one 你 guys are going to get voted off tonight so spend time with each other ok bye

lucas:wow dude its our frist 日 and might be voted off

tak:i know

dustin:hey how come 你 dont hang out with the girls?

tak:cause i only hang out with dudes

blaze:me too

(at night)

chirs:its voting time if i give 你 a bone your 安全 the frist one go"s to lucas

lucas:thanx god

chirs:andrea
jakki
mallory
samantha
samantha rollings
sara
ashley
suna
dustin
rose
lynn
anacpriana
sara
kristing
amy
kenya
chelsea and
blaze 迅速, 斯威夫特
ok tak and 天使 i have one...

(We now head to the Famous Penguins cabin. Heather had hearts flown all around her.)

Izzy: Hey, Heather pie! What's up with you?

Heather: Well, i think i have a secret crush on Trent.

Alejandro: 你 do?

Heather: That's correct.

Beth: But it's too bad that he has already been takened 由 Gwen.

Duncan: Guess 你 have no choice but to find another man.

Heather: No way! I want to win Trent's heart. Gwen will not have him.

Izzy: Good for you.

Courtney: But 你 have to wait for the merge to get him.

Harold: Can 你 survive some eliminations until the merge starts?

Heather: Of course i can, Harold. I'm a game...

Chris: Yadyayada.... 列表 is over here...

Storm and Cody

Zoey and Duncan

Melody and Harold

Mizzie and Annie

Ray and Alejandro

Addrey and Jar3d

Andrea and Lucas

Courtney and Gwen

Mizzie:IM WITH A GIRL?!

Chris: ABout that, we ran out of guys, so we stuck 你 with a girl

Courtney: NO! I NEED A GUY TO DATE!

Gwen: 你 went out with Duncan,though!

Courtney:WHATS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?!

Annie: I'm not too thrilled about going out with a girl....

Cody: YES YES YES.... IM GOING ON A 日期 TONIGHT.....

Addrey: Captin Desperato....

Jar3d: *dying of laughter*

Melody: IM STUCK WITH A NERD!

Harold: Im stuck with a bully!

Zoey:...

Chris: Okay,Kiddies! Here are your rooms:

In the first room will be...... *looking through list* Mizzie and Storm! Then.....Addrey and Raynetta!

Ray: *throws a rock at Chris*

Chris: OW! Luckily my hard as rock with the soft texture hair blocked that!

....Zoey and Gwen.... Andrea and Courtney... Annie and Duncan.... Harold and Cody and Jared and Alejandro.

Everyone (besides Storm and Mizzie): WHAT!

Chris: Adios!*leaves with jet pack*

Duncan: I'm gonna kill that jerk!

*all the girls walk over to him*

Alejandro: I think we're suppose to get going now....

Zoey: Uh yeah... *grabs bags*

Mizzie: Yeah... your...

(We see the host, and 16 campers. Chis is ready to make his speech)

Chris: Welcome everyone to Total Drama Hollywood. As 你 know, my name is Chris McClean and i will be your host. One of 你 will win, while the others will not.

Harold: Cool.

Alejandro: This is awesome.

Heather: I know.

Chris: Now then, it is time for teams. Alejandro, Harold, Duncan, Noah, Courtney, Heather, Beth and Izzy. 你 are known as...The Famous Penguins.

Noah: Aww man. I want a better team name.

Izzy: Screaming Penguins for the win! AY AY AY AY AY!

Alejandro: Keep it down.

Izzy: Alright.

Chris: As for the other team. Trent,...

Brittney:were back on total drama starz and theres 更多 intense fights and riots this will be good to read and watch in this episode!
*theme song*
Avan:who the heck broke my phone!!!!!
Jar3d:and what if it was me?
(avan jumps on jar3d and punches him in the face)
Brittney:woah,woah,guys back off save your energy for todays challenge,on todays challenge were going on a little field trip,someplace.
kierra:oh great,i wonder what well do there.
zoey:maybe it's fun?
Alec:or suckish
kristen:where are we going,huh?
Brittney:you'll find out when we get there.
*few 分钟 later*
Brittney:get on the buses kiddies,it's...