Chris:GOING THROUGH 粉丝 THE FASTESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team 得票数 someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM 爆米花 GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team 星, 星级 beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM 星, 星级 GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team 星, 星级 vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna

Chris: Okay everybody, whoever dosnt get a pokeball with a berry in it will be elemanated! The pokeballs go to Ryan,C.Rose,Desiree,Mack,Crystal l.,Gemz,Jake,Terra,Brock,Duncan,May and Sarah.

Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!

Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. 你 two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of 你 will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night 或者 not but still one of 你 will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....

Chef: 逼债, 墩 逼债, 墩 DUNNNNN!

Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!

Owen: Awww man! Why did 你 guys vote me off?

Mack: Cause 你 迷失 the challange for us!

Ryan: And 你 piss me off.

Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!

*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*

Chris: Stay tuned for the 下一个 episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!

Eh,no part 2.....I'm bored with it-___-

Sorry to that one person who read it.

Better luck 下一个 time,huh?

........…..........................eat 更多 waffles,they're good for the soul.

Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)

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Here's a 列表 of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.



Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom

Chris: So... looks like 你 guys forgot the sunscreen. Anyways. Nobody won! Your all unable to go to the 海滩 and have a good time!

So vote....

*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!

Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!

Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!

Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!

Jar3d: ICE POP!

Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!

*End of confessionals*

Chris:

Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.

Final two are....

Andrea and Zoey.

But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.

Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE 由 ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!

Chris: Well, that was weird.



2 B CONTINUED

Chasia:Aloha *flips hair**grabs blowhorn*EVERYONE WAKE UP,AND GET IN YOUR SWIM SUITES!!

Rayven:Mother fucker!

*everyone walks outside in they're swim suites*

Jared:Girls are hot in they're swim suites

Trent:Ditto!

Harold:I 秒 that!

Aydan:Hm *slaps all three of them*

J,H+T:OW!!!

Chasia:Today is...blind dates!!

Every girls but Rayven,Aydan and Penny:EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Aydan:I think Lindsay got 迷失 in the forest..

Rayven:Me too

Penny:Yeah

Chasia:Today,the dates are 海滩 themed!!

Jared:Are 你 serious?

Trent:*whispers to Jared*At least us 2 are surrounded 由 hot girls!

Harold:What do 你 mean 你 2??

Trent:See,you are like a girl,a very wimpy sun-of-a-man :)

Jared: :3

Harold:GAWSH!!

Chris:Hi,Chris here for another exciting season of Total Drama!You know Courtney,Noah,Owen,Gwen,Duncan,D.j,Bridgette,Geoff,Trent,Izzy,Tyler,and Heather!But now we have 16 new characters! Bridgette:NO WAY!!! Chris:Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!! We have Emily,Mack,Rikky,Rochelle,Penny,Jake,Sam,Ray,Jake,Phil,Helena,Kylie,Mizzy,Avan,and Jaxon!NOw we are in a rain Forest as 你 can see sothe teams are...THe killer snakes are:Trent,Izzy,Jaxon,Kylie,Emily,Heather,Avan,Noah,Rochelle,Avan,Bridgette,Geoff,and Helena!THe screaming 鱼 are:Penny,Jake,Owen,Duncan,D.j,Tyler,Ray,Gwen,Mizzy,Mack,Rikky,Faith,and Sam!Now theChallenge is... Part 2 coming soon!!!

chris:last time on total drama dynamite...our contestants had to swim!but kate couldn't so it was bye bye kate....who will be the winner?!find out now on total drama dynamite!the FINAL 2:megan,and selena!with everyone else voted off...these are our 2 finalists!
chris approached megan and selena:your FINAL challange a battle over a boiling pot of lava!
selena pushed megan off...
chris:selena wins total drama dynamite!
congratulations selena!(aka duncanxgwenyay)
chris:now..this season is FINNALLY OVER!