~Episode 1~
Chris:It's season 4 *points out 4* of the hotest reality 显示 Total Drama!This season we told the campers that they're gonna be
living in a 3-stared hotel and the new season is gonna be called Total Drama Waiters,but instead of that we took them back to one
of their favourite places-Camp Wawanakwa *spreads his arms* in the new season Called "Total Drama Deja Vu".The new challenges are gonna
be bassed on old challenges as the campers remember the good-old times back here!O,that's them!*boat coming by*
Ronny:*supprised*We're back in Camp Wawanakwa?This can't be happening!What The...*boat horn*I was gonna say heck!
Noah:Are 你 seriously supprised from Chris' creativity?
Ronny:Weren't we gonna be on Total Drama Highschool?
Noah:I thought we were gonna be on "Total Drama Office"?
Cody:No...we were gonna be on "Total Drama Delivery room"
Ronny*disguisted face*Don't even wanna know what that is gonna be about!
Chris:It was gonna be about 28 teenagers living in a hospital and studying the human body.*looks away*But unfortunaly,the producers said
it was way too sick even for this show!
Noah:*mad*Hey,you tricked us!You 说 that this time it was going to be something we never imagined about!
Chris:And it is!*makes his evil laugh*
Owen:Ooo.come on guys!*enthusiastic*It's gonna be awesome!*raises his hands*
Katie and Sadie get out of the boat.
Katie:OMG!Sadie,we're back in Camp Wawanakwa,how cool is that?
Sadie:OMG!Katie,It's sewww radical to be here!
Katie and Sadie:*hug Chris*Thanks Chris!Thanks!
Chris:Seee?At least someone appreciates me!
Ronny:*confessional*Well,ok...I guess I was pretty rough!There's nothing bad about this!It might even be fun!
Noah:*confessional*Am I happy to be here?No.We are back in this crap-hole...AGAIN!I guess the producers run out
of their creative torturering spots!
Katie and Sadie:*not confessional*We're gonna have fun!We're gonna have fun!
Cody:This camp almost broke your friendship!
Katie:We know,but the fact that we're back again*sad music*makes me so happy and I guess this will be just like a...
Sadie:Deja vu!
Katie:Oh my gosh!I was tottaly thinking of the same thing!EEEEEEEEE!
Heaher:URGHHH!GET HIM OFF ME!*tries to get away from Zeke as he smells her head*
Izzy:Awwww!he just needs a friend*hold Zeke as a baby*
Zeke makes big eyes as Izzy is 唱歌 him a good-night song.
Izzy:*singing*Hush little baby,don't say a word,or Izzy will pop your brains off..
Ronny:*goes to Izzy*Oh my god!I totally forgot about Zeke!Hee-hee*looks nervously at Noah who lifts his eyebrow*Thanks
Izz!
Izzy:No problem!Let me hold him!
Ronny:*tries to take Zeke back*I'll have him please!
Izzy:*makes a little mad face*Don't worry!
Ronny:*makes a little mad face too* Oh,I'm not!But I don't think he feels comfortable!
Izzy and Ronny push their faces into eachother as Zeke watches their t-shirts.
He looks at the other boys and he winks.
Noah:Looks like he isn't that dum as we thought!
DJ,Leshawna and Harold come out.
Leshawna:WOw Heather!Ezekiel is kinda Hungry!Why don't 你 feed him your pony-hair,pony-tail.
Heather:I'm supprised 你 speak in Gwen language Leshawna!
Leshawna:What 'eva...Moove out of the way,so that Shawnie can go to...CAMP WAWANAKWA?
Harold and DJ:What the...*boat horn*
DJ:*covers his mouth*I was gonna say heck*looks at Harold*
Harold:*looks back at DJ**lifts shoulders*Nope,I was gonna say *boat horn*
Duncan:Girls,this is ridiculous!
Courtney*gets out with Gwen while fighting with her*This is not ridicuolous,Duncan!I'm just 展示 this boyfriend kisser
what I'm made off!
Gwen:Cheesh,Courtney!Ever tried the answer air?
Courtney:Grrrrr!
Gwen:Grrrrrrrr!*starts fighting*
Eva:*comes out and lifts Gwen with one hand,Courtney-with the other*If 你 guys don't cut it out,*mad voice*I will cut 你 out!
*puts them on the ground*Got it?
Gwen and Courtney:*whining*Yes..
Justin comes out saying nothing.
Beth and Lindsay come out talking to each-other.
Lindsay:OMG!And he was sewww prety,remember?
Beth:Totally!
Tyler comes out carring a lot of bags
Tyler:Uh,uh*tries to take a breath*Linds?Li-i-nds?
Lindsay:*turns at Tyler*Yeah?
Tyler*still tying to take a breath*Where do 你 want these?
Lindsay:I dunno!*goes back to Beth*
Tyler makes big eyes
Tyler:*confessional*Look,I 爱情 Lindsay!But sometimes I feel a little *waits with a guilty look**looks at camera again*Used.
Chris:Soooo!You're all here for the big supprise!
Noah:What big supprise?
Chris:The suprise that all of the fand are waiting to hear!
Ronny:*confused*I don't get it...
Katie:Oh,oh I know!
Chris:Yes?
Katie:*talks while looking at Sadie*You brought Blaineley back and she's going to be your wife!
Katie & Sadie:EEEEEEEE!
Chris*looks away and blushes*Ummm...*becomes annoyed*NO!The Total Drama Blog decided to ask their 粉丝 what's right to do...
Noah:And?
Chris:New Campers are coming!We didn't pick them randomly,though!We wanted them to have a special role in this game!
We hear a 船, 小船 horn!
Chris:*looks at the boat*And there they are now!
The 船, 小船 stops.A girl comes out.She's wearing ripped 雏菊, 黛西 dukes,UGG's,a blue top,braided blond pigtails.She looks really innocent,but her breasts are sure big!
Sonnya(the girl duahh):Oh Meh Gawd!Zis place is sewww cewl!(she's Swedish)
Chris:Sonnya!Welcome!
Sonnya:Chris McClean!Owww I've heard of jou!
Chris:You'll be hearing for me for the 下一个 8 weeks Sonnya!
Sonnya:Really?I thought zat Blaineley whaz going to host zis,ya?
Chris:*gets a little angry*Sonnya....Just go to the campers!
Sonnya:Okay,new(you read it like no) need to be sew angrey!
Another 船, 小船 stops by.A girl comes out.She's tanned and she has long dark brown hair.She's wearing a yellow Tank top,Yellow ballette shoes and kargo jeans.She seems nice.
Chris:Jane!How's it going!
Jane:Hey Chris!How's it going man!*gives fist to Chris*Hey campers!What's up!
Ronny:*confessional*Wow!She looks really nice!*worried face*Poor girl!
Chris:I see our 下一个 competetor coming up!
A boy comes out.He's wearing a red baseball hat,a white 衬衫 with yellow stripes,camouflage jeans and red sneakers.He looks enthusiastic.
Billy:Hey Chris!!Gimme me five,sir Bro!
Chris:*gives high five but realises that there is something on his hand*Billy!Dude!What the...
Billy:Oh,yeah I just remembered that there was something on meh nose!Hee-hee-hee*histeric laugh*I guees 你 found*laughs while going to the campers*
Chris:Dude!*wipes his hand*
Billy goes to the campers.He sees Gwen.
Billy:Hey chicky*winks at Gwen*I'll catch 你 lateh!
Duncan:*about to hit him*Why 你 little...
Gwen:Hold it Duncan!*goes to Billy*You know...You are kinda cute!
Billy:Moi knows dahling!*laughs histericly*
Gwen:I was being sarcastic snot-rocket!Why don't 你 go to live with the pigs!*looks away*Or with Ezekiel!
Duncan laughs.
Ronny:Hey Gwen!Why don't 你 pick on someone your own size!
Courtney:*defends Ronny*Yeah!Why do 你 pick on poor boys turned into psychos!
Ronny:*gives a little cute smile*Wow!Thanks Court!
Courtney:*smiles back*Anything for Zeke!
Courtney:*confessional*I don't give a crap about that animal!I wanna 显示 Gwen what I'm made of!Who does she thin she is!
Chris:If you're all done with your yapping we can continue with the welcoming!
Ronny:Sorry Chris!
Chris:Let me finish!We'll continues 下一个 time on To-tal Dra-ma Deja vu!*showing the whole island minimized*
Leshawna:Say what now?