Welcome to...Total Drama Hotel! The 4th season of Total Drama. As 你 all remember last time Ezekiel fell into the 火山 and Heather got no money....*flashblacks play* haha wow. But this time we're gonna have 11 old contestants and 10 NEW contestants........so stay tuned as the contestants compete in this crummy 1 星, 星级 hotel..right here right now on....TOTAL DRAMA HOTEL!!!
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Duncan: Im sorry Courtney but I have a new girl-friend now....and her name is Gwen.
Gwen: *holds Duncan's hand and blushes*
Courtney: Ugh....Im gonna call my lawyers and prooooove to them that cheating should be considered breaking-the-law!
Chris: Duncan,Gwen,Courtney welcome!
Courtney: Whatever Chris.
Leshawna:Got that right girl..Gwen i'm sorry but what 你 did was immoral and wrong...
Courtney: Thanks Leshawna I....
Leshawna: I never 说 I was your friend!
Sierra: Eeeeee! Another season with my Codekins!
Cody:She already explained the Coderra blog on the way here *sighs*
Chris: Sierra I see your hair grew back faster then Heathers.
Noah: Yeah...Sierra explains 更多 intereting facts about her *sierra voice* "Codekins".
Owen: *Laughs* Awww my buddy noah. *chuckles*
Alejandro: What kind of fair-maiden would push Alejandro Buerro Muerto down a 火山 and make him suffer from three months in a robo suit.
Heather: What evs....*both 交叉, 十字架 arms*
Chris: Season three's 最喜爱的 couple! Welcome back AleHeathdro!
Heather and Alejandro: Whatevs!
Chris: So much alike.....
Beth: 嘿 guys!
Sierra: Step away!
Beth: Huh?
Sierra: I already saw your affection towards Cody in season one!
Beth: Don't worry there's nothing going on between us.
Sierra: Yoou better hope so missy!
--Theme music---
Duncan: Im sorry Courtney but I have a new girl-friend now....and her name is Gwen.
Gwen: *holds Duncan's hand and blushes*
Courtney: Ugh....Im gonna call my lawyers and prooooove to them that cheating should be considered breaking-the-law!
Chris: Duncan,Gwen,Courtney welcome!
Courtney: Whatever Chris.
Leshawna:Got that right girl..Gwen i'm sorry but what 你 did was immoral and wrong...
Courtney: Thanks Leshawna I....
Leshawna: I never 说 I was your friend!
Sierra: Eeeeee! Another season with my Codekins!
Cody:She already explained the Coderra blog on the way here *sighs*
Chris: Sierra I see your hair grew back faster then Heathers.
Noah: Yeah...Sierra explains 更多 intereting facts about her *sierra voice* "Codekins".
Owen: *Laughs* Awww my buddy noah. *chuckles*
Alejandro: What kind of fair-maiden would push Alejandro Buerro Muerto down a 火山 and make him suffer from three months in a robo suit.
Heather: What evs....*both 交叉, 十字架 arms*
Chris: Season three's 最喜爱的 couple! Welcome back AleHeathdro!
Heather and Alejandro: Whatevs!
Chris: So much alike.....
Beth: 嘿 guys!
Sierra: Step away!
Beth: Huh?
Sierra: I already saw your affection towards Cody in season one!
Beth: Don't worry there's nothing going on between us.
Sierra: Yoou better hope so missy!
HEATHER'S POV: A new girl?! lets just see how much of a fight this "new" girl puts up when im in a WAR with her! "New girl, hmm? Linds, go fetch the "new" girl for me and meet me bac in 5" i ordered her.
COURTNEY'S POV: Uh, im so confused. Where am i meant 2 b? "Hey you! Courtney? Is it?" the blonde girl from b4 asked, "Yh it is. And u r?" i asked, narked at how obviously bone-idle this girl truly was... "Lindsay. Cum wiv me, plz" she asked, "Where we goin?", "U'll c" i dont lyk the sound of this 1 bit...
COURTNEY'S POV: Uh, im so confused. Where am i meant 2 b? "Hey you! Courtney? Is it?" the blonde girl from b4 asked, "Yh it is. And u r?" i asked, narked at how obviously bone-idle this girl truly was... "Lindsay. Cum wiv me, plz" she asked, "Where we goin?", "U'll c" i dont lyk the sound of this 1 bit...
i got bored so i'm making this but i still need 更多 people
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Phil: where are they, i mean not even the co-host is here
Ghost: *banging on door* come on let me out i promise i'll give up my criminal ways just let me out
Phil: *sees ghost hunters come in* the ghost is in that room, destroy him
ghost: AHH!!! what are 你 people doing to me ow that hurts
*car horn*
Phil: finally the go-host is here
Duncan: sup
Phil: nothin you
Duncan: nothing
Phil: i'm gonna go check my e-mail
E-mail: we are sorry to inform 你 that the limmo 你 reserved to pick up is delayed
Phil: damm it
Ghost hunter: we're done
Phil: thanks here's 20 bucks
Duncan: wanna play cards
Phil: sure
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Phil: where are they, i mean not even the co-host is here
Ghost: *banging on door* come on let me out i promise i'll give up my criminal ways just let me out
Phil: *sees ghost hunters come in* the ghost is in that room, destroy him
ghost: AHH!!! what are 你 people doing to me ow that hurts
*car horn*
Phil: finally the go-host is here
Duncan: sup
Phil: nothin you
Duncan: nothing
Phil: i'm gonna go check my e-mail
E-mail: we are sorry to inform 你 that the limmo 你 reserved to pick up is delayed
Phil: damm it
Ghost hunter: we're done
Phil: thanks here's 20 bucks
Duncan: wanna play cards
Phil: sure
max:oh,before 你 jump,i have to tell 你 something.3 things,actually!first of all, im not going with you,so to tell 你 the challenges,here are some wlki-talkis! 秒 of all,let me announce the teams.elizabeth,tiffany,lia,katherine,and jacki,your on the SREAMING SQUIRRLES! violet,phil,izabel,yuri,and alex are on the KILLER CROCS!alex:cool! max:and third of all,jacki,watch out for the 最佳, 返回页首 of the door! *jacki bumps her head* jacki:oh my god,im SMART! alex:yeah,right!prove it,whats 345 devided 由 67? jacki:5.14925373134! alex:*pulls out calculater*WOW,SHE'S RIGHT! TEENS:*GASP!!!* max:now jump!! teens as their falling:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *CRASH* 下一个 TIME, FIND OUT WHO DIED!
*Trent&Heather kiss*
Gwen:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Trent:that was awesome!
Heather:he tastes like homo sexual
Courtney:how do u know what homo sexual taste like?
Duncan:Courtney its like the time u told me i tasted like marshmellows
Heather:U ALL ARE FREAKS!
Duncan:HAY EVERYONE HEATHER KNOWS WHAT HOMO SEXUAL TASTE LIKE!
Trent:theres nothing wronge with being a homo sexual
Gwen:ur a homo sexual?
Trent:Yes
Gwen:DAMMIT!
Trent:sorry
Gwen:ok Harold ur my new bf
Harold:sure
Lashawna:what bout me?
Harold:YES I GET 2 GIRLFRIENDS!
Trent:make that 2 girlfriends and a boyfriend
Harold:sorry Trent no thanks
Trent:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Izzy:IM CRAZY!
Chris:FUCK U ALL, IM DONE HERE!
well Trent died alone AGAIN, like in my last story, hope u enjoyed, and there is NOTHING wronge with homo sexuals, im NOT a homo sexual, i was just talking to my friend, and i made up this story, hope u enjoyed!
Gwen:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Trent:that was awesome!
Heather:he tastes like homo sexual
Courtney:how do u know what homo sexual taste like?
Duncan:Courtney its like the time u told me i tasted like marshmellows
Heather:U ALL ARE FREAKS!
Duncan:HAY EVERYONE HEATHER KNOWS WHAT HOMO SEXUAL TASTE LIKE!
Trent:theres nothing wronge with being a homo sexual
Gwen:ur a homo sexual?
Trent:Yes
Gwen:DAMMIT!
Trent:sorry
Gwen:ok Harold ur my new bf
Harold:sure
Lashawna:what bout me?
Harold:YES I GET 2 GIRLFRIENDS!
Trent:make that 2 girlfriends and a boyfriend
Harold:sorry Trent no thanks
Trent:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Izzy:IM CRAZY!
Chris:FUCK U ALL, IM DONE HERE!
well Trent died alone AGAIN, like in my last story, hope u enjoyed, and there is NOTHING wronge with homo sexuals, im NOT a homo sexual, i was just talking to my friend, and i made up this story, hope u enjoyed!