Chris: last time on total drama aroudnthe world, Parus, france. everyone had to kiss. Jasper was almost out of the game. and Jax and Blaine had to kiss. it was the perific challange for Alejandro and Heather! an lulu got pared up with Owen.ha ha! this was sooooooooo funny! at the end it was bossy Blaineley who 说 good bye. this episode will suck all the blud right out of you. On total drama around the world?
*katie is bawling*
Jordan: aggggggggggggggg! i can't take it! vote her off already!!!!!
Wally: she tried to but didn't.
Zoey: i's been 3 weeks of none stop crying!
Owen: can we shut Chrisher up???????
Noah: i don't think there is a off botton.
Sam: all the people in first class must be so happy.
Jasper: That's mine!
heather: *holding Jasper's Iopd* 你 want it????
Jasper: aaaaaaaaaa....... yeah!
Heather: than go get it *throughs it out the window*
Jasper: 你 know how much that cost???? $300!!!!! not counting how manny songs i put in to it! and your paying for a new one with all the songs replaced!
Heather: make me!
Jasper: ooooooooooo........... i wish the widows would Heather sized!
Heather: what ever!
Chris: everyone to the mess hall for your possably last mill of your life.
Blaine: what dose he mean 由 that?????
Blaine: *sees lindsay* *waves at lindsay*
Lindsay: *giggles and waves back*
Tyler: oh how i wish that Blaine was on my team so i can vote him out!
Gabriella: what is it????
Chef: i don't know pooding.
Adrianne: It was fir on it!!!!!!!!!!
Chef: too bad!!!!!!!!! eat it!!!!!!!
Adrianne: yes sir!
Chris: hellow contsents.
Kasey: where are we headding next??????
Jax: dosen't Ramayana have vanpires??????
Noah: there is no such thing as "Vapires".
James: sorry to pirst your bubble but yes there is.
noah: yeah right.
Buddy: my best friend is a vanpire.
Courntey: oh yeah right! than why hasn't he bitten 你 yet?
Buddy: how should i know????? i gusse he dosen't bite friends!
Courtney: *rools eyes*
Owen: i once was face to face with a Vanpire.
Jax: is this going to be one of your 熊 tells????
Blaine: so do 你 belave in vanpires Lindsay.
Lindsay: only if Tyler dose.
Blaine: aggggggggg she still likes Tyler! agggggggggg! Ok when Team 日本 loses, i'm tell the whole team BUT Abby, Lindsay, and Tyler to vote off Tyler! aggggg Tyler NEEDS to leave soon so i can have Lindsay. I'll do any thing for Lindsay, exape when she gets votted off i quit. i will never do that!
Lindsay: so Tyler do 你 belave in Vanpires???
Abby: yeah do you???
Lindsay and Abby: IDK too!
Jared: i belave.
Courntey: come on my owne Boy friend belaves????
Jared: sorry but i do.
Heather: so chris do 你 belave????
Chris: IDK like Tyler, Abby, and Lindsay dose. but todays challange will be based on vanpires.
Alejandro: what is it???????
Chris: I will tell 你 when we get there.
Courntey: i fill a little iffy about my boy friend Jared.
Chris: ok today's challange will be the old fashen game of tag. but Vampire tag!
Ezekiel: cool eh.
Chris: 你 each will hid while me and Chef are disscared as vanpires. if 你 get taged your out. first team with all there plays wins first class and a reord!
Natlaie: so a reord challange????
Jared: so what's thr reord??????
Chris: can't tell 你 yet. got to find out and see.
Annie: so when dose the chollange start.
Chris: it's Challange ............and .............. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*eveyrone starts running*
*Noah and Ray*
Noah: so i hope we win.
Jordan: 嘿 guys over here!
Ray: noah lets go!
*Ray walks away*
*noah starts to wak than some hands grabes him in the forest*
Ray: what is it????
Lulu: where's noah?????
Rochelle: yeah we 说 both of you.
Ray: *turns around* he's gone!
Heather: the best way to get no one out is to spilt up. in to 1s 或者 2s.
Blaine: I'll go 由 my self!
*Blaine, Lindsay, Tyler, and Abby*
Blaine: 嘿 Lindsay. *sees Tyler and Abby* and Tyler and Abby
Abby: well that's a nice welcome.
Lindsay: 嘿 Blaine!
Lindsay: so......... ummmmmm........ what's up?????
Blaine: trying not to get taged.
Tyler: well we are too so lets go.
Lindsay: ok bye Blaine
Blaine: ok i'm through Tyler off the plane.
*chef comes in dressed as a vanpire*
Blaine: *screams and jumps out the windo and brakes it*
*20 分钟 later and Katie, Sam, Ezekiel, Duncan, and Jax are out*
*Alejandro and Heather are making out*
*Chris come in frount of them dressed as a vanpire and tages them*
Ray: where's noaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah???????
James: i don't know.
*chris comes dressaed as a vampire*
Chris: time for a song.
Rochelle: your not going to tag us 或者 anything rigghhhhhhhhht?????
Chris: i can't. so beagn
Ray: have 你 scean a boy with a Square head? He’s very hot.
James: oh yeah??????? So not!
Ray: have 你 scean a guy who is very smart.
Cody: with a very very very very small hart!
Ray: he’s name is Noah.
Girls but Ray: Noah Noah Noah.
Ray: where’s my Noah????
Girls but Ray: her Noah her Noah!
Ray: He got 迷失 in Ramayana!
Girls but Ray: Ramayana
Ray: and we can’t find him. Where could he be? Where’s my Noah! My Noah! I need my little Noah! Where’s my Noah????? I need my Noah.
Jordan: dose she know that guys with a square face are not hot?
Zoey: be quit! He’s kind of hot.
Jordan: yeah right!
Ray: where’s my noah? I need my little noah! He’s 迷失 in Ramayana!
Owen: Noah’s my best friend! He is so small! I just 爱情 to hug him. I 爱情 him best of all!
Ray: where’s my Noah????? My cute little Noah! I need my Noah! My cute little Noah! Where’s my Noah????????
James: I think he’s gone. He 说 bye bye! He got tagged! He’s out! No 更多 Noah!
Ray: I need my Noah! With he is so cute! Where’s is he????? Where’s my Noah???
Girls but Ray: her Noah!
Ray: oh where where where???? Is he???? My Noaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Chris: now 你 better run
*team Mexicos runs*
Noah: where am I??????
Vanpire: Your in my cave.
Noah: why do 你 have a cave????
Vanpire: to suck people's bloooooooooood!
Noah: oh please. chris sent 你 here to scare me and it's not going to work.
Vanpire: your not going to be thinking that when i suck your blood.
Noah: 你 can't did that. and get me down.
Vanpire: when i suck your blood i will.
Noah: 你 can't do that.
*Wally and Jared run in*
Wally: i think we can hid here.
Jared: It's so dark in here.
Wally: i know.
Vanpire: WHAT ARE 你 2 DOING HERE????? your humans! well looks like it's blood time!
Jared: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...... wally i know what he is.
Wally: i hope your not thinking what i'm thinking.
Jared: if it's Chicken I'm not.
Wally: well it's not chicken.
Jared: i'm thinking vanpires.
Wally: *gulp* me too.
Jared and Wally: *screams*
*Lindsay, abby, and Tyler*
Abby: did 你 here that?
Tyler: It think it came from the woods.
*Abby and Tyler run to the woods*
Lindsay: I'm coming.
*chef comes bind Lindsya and 标签 here*
Chef: your out!
Tyler: Where's Lindsay??????
Abby: I think Lindsay it gone. and it's just 你 and me.
Tyler: *walks backwords* aaaaaaaaaaa........ right.............
Abby: well we are alone. *Abby and Tyler are about to 吻乐队（Kiss） when Jared and Wally run behind them screaming*
Tyler: why are they sreaming??????
Abby: I don't know.
*the vanpire comes in frount of them and shows it's fanges*
*Abby and Tyler screams and runs out of the woods*
*wally and Jared are standing still*
*Abby and Tyler bump in to them*
Abby: dude's why are you........... *see Chris dressed as a vanpire and tages all 4 of them*
Abby: i saw a vanpire in person.
Tyler: he fangs creaped me out.
Jared: I never want to see that again.
*20 分钟 later and James, Owen, Buddy, and DJ are out*
*cody, Lulu, Rochelle, and Adrianne*
Rochelle: i want 你 to pick me.
Lulu: no pick me.
Adrianne: he already kissed me.
Lulu: because 你 had too.
Cody: ok ok just shut up!!!!!!!!!!!
*Chef tages all 4 of them*
*Vanpire walks in and see Noah on to flore uptied*
Vanpire: what?!?! how did 你 excape*
Vanpire: get him!!!!!!!!!!! *npah runs out*
Vanpire: cures 你 Noah!!!!!!!
*outside of woods*
Ray: noah i found you!!!!!!
Noah: yeah 你 did.
Ray: i missed you.
Chris: ok times up and the team with the most amount of people left is team Mexico!
Chris: and the roerod is a life time supply of scray 电影院 about vanpires!
Chris: oh yes!