Chris: G'day VICTIMS! And will be for our veiwers!Today we'll be getting 3 new innocent little *censored*. We have two guys and one girl.
Everyone please welcome to the Total Drama Details breakfast table, NOAH, EZEKIEL AND SAHMI!
Everyone: WHAT?!
*Confessionals*
Mizzie: This wrecks my chances! EFF THAT!
Annie: WHat?! No....
Addrey: OOOOOOH! NEW FRIENDS!
ZOey: yay!
*End of confessionals*
Sahmi: YEAH! IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE! *high fives Storm*
Storm: DONT DO THAT EVER AGAIN! *pulls out chainsaw*
Addrey: YAY NOAH! *hugs Noah*
Noah: Get off of me! Your wrinkling my shirt! This took me hours to iron!
Addrey: Who cares...? *still hugging Noah*
Zoey: *walks up to Ezekiel* Hi, I'm Zoey!
Lucas: AM I'M HER BOYFRIEND! *glares at Ezekiel*
Ezekiel: OH I'M SORRY, EHH! *runs off screaming*
Chris: Anyways, Today, 你 will be heading back to High School! MY high school to be exact! So grab your textbooks and pencils and hop on that school bus!
*Rotten bus drives up, with Chef driving*
Melody: *gulps*
TO BE CONTINUED
Everyone please welcome to the Total Drama Details breakfast table, NOAH, EZEKIEL AND SAHMI!
Everyone: WHAT?!
*Confessionals*
Mizzie: This wrecks my chances! EFF THAT!
Annie: WHat?! No....
Addrey: OOOOOOH! NEW FRIENDS!
ZOey: yay!
*End of confessionals*
Sahmi: YEAH! IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE! *high fives Storm*
Storm: DONT DO THAT EVER AGAIN! *pulls out chainsaw*
Addrey: YAY NOAH! *hugs Noah*
Noah: Get off of me! Your wrinkling my shirt! This took me hours to iron!
Addrey: Who cares...? *still hugging Noah*
Zoey: *walks up to Ezekiel* Hi, I'm Zoey!
Lucas: AM I'M HER BOYFRIEND! *glares at Ezekiel*
Ezekiel: OH I'M SORRY, EHH! *runs off screaming*
Chris: Anyways, Today, 你 will be heading back to High School! MY high school to be exact! So grab your textbooks and pencils and hop on that school bus!
*Rotten bus drives up, with Chef driving*
Melody: *gulps*
TO BE CONTINUED
As 你 may of have guessed 由 the title, 你 can already tell how much i hate Total Drama All Stars.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be 说 for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be 说 for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.
![I haven't seen Jamizie since January, and look at her! [1 is when she was 12, the other 14]](http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/13700000/I-haven-t-seen-Jamizie-since-January-and-look-at-her-1-is-when-she-was-12-the-other-14-total-drama-island-13793883-457-500.jpg)
