TDC
chris:hey its chris mclain with a new season of total drama .....total.....drama....couple!!!!!
we have courtney,trent,gwen,duncan,sierra,cody,bridgette,and alejandro in the cute kisses(team)

katie,noah,sadie,harold,heather,justin,beth,brady in the lovely smoothes(team)

chris:ok campers your first challenge is 你 have to find a flashlight key chain in the dark.

CUTE KISSES
courtney:lets 分裂, 拆分 up
10 分钟 later
gwen and duncan:where are we??
duncan:idk
gwen:im scared!
duncan:sssoooo.....wanna makeout?
gwen:sure!
*jumps on him and starts making out*
courtney and trent:WTF!
courtney:who cares about duncan
trent:gwen is way worse
courtney:shes a idiot for dumping you
trent:your realy hot duncans a dumbass
*courtney kisses him*
sierra:aww thats so cute im so gonna blog it
cody:ok???
sierra:omg cody!!!
cody:yh?
*sierra just jumps on him and starts to makeout with him*
alejandro:wanna start something?
bridgette:WTF NO!
*alejadnro takes of shirt*
BRIDGETTE:0.0
*she tackles him then starts making out*

LOVELY SMOOTHES
harold:wheres the stupid flashlight???
sadie:idk
*harold rips off sadies shirt*
harold:found the flashlight!
sadie:THATS MY SHIRT!!!!
harold:AWSUM BOOBIES!!!!!
sadie:well um wanna kiss?
harold:well leshawna broke up with me so sure!!!
*starts kissing*
noah:I FOUND THE FLASHLIGHT!!
*Uses it!*
katie:awsum!wanna celebrate?
noah:if u mean makeout as celebrate then yes
*starts making out*
justin:heather ur cute with a ponytail
heather:thnx but stfu and focus
justin:i saw ur boobs remember tdi theyre hot like u
heather:well ur hot 2
*justin just kisses her all of a sudden*
*beth and brady makeout*
beth:i mso happy your in this season
brady:yh hooray
beth:didnt we hav a challenge??
brady:who cares...
BACK AT CAMP
katie:were gonna win!
noah:um i 迷失 the flahlight
lovely smoothes:ARE U F**KING KIDDING ME!!!
chris:so i guess both teams vote someone off
all contestants:awwwww!!!!
CEREMONY
chris:if i say ur name ur safe
gwen
courtney
trent
duncan
bridgette
alejandro
noah
katie
sadie
harold
heather
justin
cody
chris:the final marshmellow goes to.............
BRADY!
*beth and sierra are voted off*
chris:so we saw the couples will courtney and trent make an aliiance?will leshawna come back and best the sh*t out of sadie?will alejandro get another girL?all will be answered and part 2