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Dan: Hi every one I’m Dan! I’m Chris McClain’s brother! This season, I’m your host!
And I’m spending my time at a 滑雪 resort in Canada with 14 other campers. I’ve been too lazy to check my 列表 and check it twice, and I’ve been too busy to see who’s naughty 或者 nice (Laugh). For this season the challenges will be based on 圣诞节 and winter. The winning money is $100,000,000. So stay tune for the 1st episode of, Total, Drama, Christmas!
        (Theme song)

Dan: Okay, the campers will be 滑雪 down from the 最佳, 返回页首 of the mountain.
Cathy: Woo hoo!
Dan: Here we go the 1st camper! Aaaaaaaaaaaah what’s your name?
Cathy: Cathy.
Dan: Oh, yeah, Cathy.
Cathy: Okay, why don’t 你 know my name?
Dan: Sorry I didn’t check the list.
Cathy: Check it!
Dan: Okay! Oh, there 你 are. Wait, you’re not mean. You’re crazy.
Cathy: I just wont 你 to check it.
Dan: Okay?
Duncan: Hay, Dan!
Dan: Duncan?
Duncan: Yeah it’s me!
Dan: Wow! You’re on the show?
Duncan: Yeah!
Dan: I thought it was all new campers.
Duncan: Well, there are three others from when Chris was here.
Dan: Who are they?
Duncan: I don’t know.
Dan: Oh.
Cathy: Is any of them Issy?
Duncan: I don’t know. Why?
Cathy: I just like follow in her foot steps. See my hair? It’s orange!
Duncan: What is it suppose to be?
Cathy: Green!
Duncan: Good to Know.
Dan: Okay, 下一个 is supposed to be Emily. But where is she?
Duncan: Maybe she got ran over 由 a reindeer.
Cathy: (Laugh)
Samantha: Yippee!
Dan: Are 你 Emily?
Samantha: No I’m Samantha.
Dan: But you’re right after Emily and Mandy!
Samantha: Oh, Emily ran into a 树 and Mandy is helping her.
Cathy: Is she okay?
Samantha: I don’t know. But I hope she’s not.
Cathy: Why?
Samantha: Because she was really mean to the ski loge guy.
Cathy: Oh.
Dan: Samantha, did 你 see anyone else get ready to go down.
Samantha: This really hot boy named……………..
Dan: Jake.
Samantha: No, Mike.
Dan: But it says Jake is hot.
Samantha: Well, he’s the hottest boy I saw.
Dan: Did 你 see a Jake?
Samantha: No. Hay, look there’s Mike!
Mike: 干草 what’s up dudes and duvets!
Dan: 干草 the party dude is here!
Mike: Hi!
Samantha: Hi!
Mike: Hay, did 你 see that girl that got ran into that tree?
Samantha: Yeah!
Mike: What was her name? Ummmmmmmmm, Emilya?
Samantha: Emily.
Mike: Yeah, Emily.
Courtney: Woo hoo!
Dan: Courtney, What’s up?
Courtney: Just going to win!
Samantha: Oh, and who 说 that 你 will win?
Courtney: My lawyers.
Samantha: Great.
Dan: Okay will anyone tell me when Emily and Mandy is going to be here.
Courtney: Is Mandy the girl that ran into a tree?
Samantha: She is the girl that is helping Emily, which ran into a tree.
Courtney: No one is helping her.
Samantha: What?
Mandy: Yeah, this is the life!
Dan: Please tell me you’re Mandy 或者 Emily.
Mandy: No.
Dan: Oh, okay.
Mandy: Just kidding, I’m Mandy!
Dan: Oh, hi Mandy!
Mandy: Move!
(Confection Room) Courtney: And I thought I was mean. She is so goanna ruin my chances of winning this season!
Cathy: Hay, Mandy, is Emily okay?
Mandy: She should be here soon.
Cathy: Oh, okay.
Emily: Hi, Dan.
Dan: Are 你 Emily?
Emily: Of course I am.
Mandy: Hay!
Emily: Hay, thanks for helping me.
Mandy: It’s okay.
Dan: I can tell who that is.
Duncan: A big snow ball?
Dan: Who can’t stay on a ski?
Cathy: Tyler?
Dan: No!
Courtney: Owen!
Dan: Yep!
Owen: Watch out!
Dan: (Dodge)
Owen: (Hites every one)
Dan: Strike! That was amsing Owen!
Owen: Thankes!
Mandy: Look it’s hotness!
Dan: That most be Jake! Yes, yes it is.
Emily: Oh my!
Cathy: Wow!
Mandy: Yikes!
Owen: Woo!
Dan: 干草 Jake!
Jake: Hay!
Dan: Chris told me that he piked 你 for your looks.
Jake: Thats fine.
Girls + Owen: Wow!
Dan: Hay, look it’s Ben!
Ben: Hay, everyo.................................... (Falls off ski)
Dan: I thought 你 were the spots dude?
Ben: I am.
Everyone: (Laugh)
Dan: Riiiiiiiiight.
Ben: What? I am.
Everyone: (Laugh)
Ben: What?
Dan: Everyone it’s Cory!
Cory: 干草 ladieis!
Girls: Hay!
Cory: So, witch one of 你 wont to go out with me?
Girls: Grose!
Cory: What?
Duncan: Dude at you’ll never get a girl.
Cory: But they are making out! (See Mike and Samantha making out)
Duncan: It was 爱情 at first sight.
Cory: Man!
Dan: 干草 everyone its Sara!
Sara: Wow!
Jake: Well thank you.
Sara: No, not you, Him.
Ben: Me?
Sara: Yes you.
Ben: Oh, thanks.
Cathy: Okay, there is sopose to four campers from first seson. There is only three.
Dan: Chill Cathy, there are still 2 更多 campers left.
Cathy: Oh.
Ethan: Yippee!
Dan: It’s Ethan! 干草 dude!
Ethan: Hay.
Dan: Okay, I know your a 首页 schooling kid. But don’t be Ezekeole.
Ethan: Okay.
Cathy: Where is Issy!
Issy: Right here!
Cathy: Issy.
Dan: Iss................................. (Get’s pushed 由 Cathy)
Cathy: Issy, It’s so nice to meet you!
Issy: Are 你 in my 粉丝 club.
Cathy: Number 1!
Issy: Your Cathy?
Cathy: Yes!
Issy: Well, it’s so nice to meet you.
Both: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Dan: Okay follow me!

Dan: Okay, are 你 wonting to see what team 你 are on?
All: Yes!
Dan: Okay here’s the first team, Duncan,Courtney, Samantha, Mike, Ethan, Ben, and Mandy. Okay, 你 guys are the Reindeers? Okay, team 2, Owen, Issy, Cathy, Emily, Cory, Jake, and Sara. 你 guys are the Santa!
Owen: Wow, I’m a Santa!
Dan: Okay the cabins are out there. The name of your team will be on your cabin. See 你 in an hour.
Duncan: Great a hike in the cold, snowy, woods. Berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
(See Samantha and Mike 接吻 and walking in front of them)
Cory: Wow!
Ethan: Is that even possible.
Jake: No clue.
Cathy: Yippee!
Issy: Wow, your good!
Cathy: I know.
Emily: Will, 你 two kids stop playing and come on?!?!
Cathy + Issy: Okay!

Mike: I made it.
Courtney: Me to.
Duncan+ Ethan + Jake: Mad it!
Ethan: I’m not uses to Walking that much.
Duncan: Why?
Ethan: Well, I’m 首页 schooled in the country.
Duncan: Well, don’t 你 work at a farm.
Ethan: No, my uncle dose that.
Duncan: Oh, Okay.
Issy + Cathy: Woo hoo!
Cathy: We made it!
Duncan: Chef?
Mr. Hachette: Who called me chef?!?!
Duncan: Me
Mr. Hachette: Well, 你 know what Duncan!
Duncan: What?
Mr. Hachette: My name is now Mr. Hachette! 你 hear me solder?!?!
Duncan: Yes sir!
Mr. Hachette: Good!
Duncan: So why are 你 here?
Mr. Hachette: Well my daughter was 雪橇, 滑雪橇 down that 爬坡道, 小山 over there.
Duncan: Oh.
Samantha: Oh, who are you?
Dona: Dona.
Samantha: Well, aren’t 你 adorable.
Dona: (Punches Samantha) Never call me adorable again! 你 hear me solder?!?!
Samantha: Yes maim!
Dona: Yes sir! 你 call me a sir! 你 野兔 me solder?!?!
Samantha: Yes sir!
Dona: Good
Duncan: Mr. Hachette’s daughter, right?
Dona: In the flesh!
Duncan: Great.
Ben: Wow, look at the cabin!
Reindeers: Wow!
Duncan this is amazing.
Courtney: I think I like Dan better than Chris.
Duncan: Me too
Courtney: Even thou there related I think they are nothing alike.
Duncan: I’m with you!
Sara: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Duncan: What was that?
Ben: It sounded like Sara!
Duncan: Oh I don’t care.
Ben: Well I do!
Duncan: But she’s on the other team!
Ben: I don’t care!
Duncan: Team.
Reindeers: What?
Duncan: If we lose a challenge we vote off Ben.
Ethan: Why?
Duncan: Because he likes Sara.
Ethan: How do 你 know?
Duncan: He’s helping her.
Ethan: Oh, okay.
Duncan: Are 你 with me?
Reindeers: Yes!

Sara: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ben: Sara are 你 o……………………………………… Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, a cockroach!
Emily: Wow what a man! (Step on cockroach) There!
Ben: Thank 你 soooooooooooooo much Emily (Hugs Emily)
Sara: Oh no, 你 do not hug my boyfriend!
Emily: Boy friend?
Cory: Boyfriend?
Ben: Boyfriend.
Sara: Yeah he’s my boyfriend. And 你 don’t touch him.
Ben: Well, I got to go.
Sara: Well, Buy!
Ben: Buy!
Sara: Buy!
Ben: Buy!
Sara: Buy!
Emily: If they say hi one 更多 time, I’m going to barf!
Ben: Buy! (Emily Barfs)
Emily: Told you!

Duncan: Where were you?
Ben: I was at the Santas’ cabin.
Ethan: Oh dude, we are going to vote 你 of.
Duncan: Ethan!
Ben: Why?
Ethan: Because 你 like Sara.
Duncan: Ethan!
Ben: Well, I broke up with her.
Duncan: 你 did?
Ben: Yep.
(Confession room) Ben: Of course I lied. It’s the only way to win.
Samantha: So we don’t vote 你 off.
Duncan: Nop, we don’t!

Emily: So, 你 are boyfriend and girlfriends with Ben.
Sara: Yeah, so what?!?!
Emily: Well because I’m voting off you!
Sara: Well, I don’t care! I vote off you!
Owen: Um, guys, we haven’t even had a challenge yet.
Emily: If we ever lose.
Sara: Yeah.
Emily: So, who with me?
Owen: I’m with Sara!
Issy: If Owen’s with Sara, I’m with Sara!
Cathy: So am I!
Emily: What about 你 two?
Jake: I’m with you, Emily!
Emily: Cory?
Cory: The hot one!
Emily: Oh thank you!
Cory: No, not you, Sara!
Emily: Oh who needs 你 four!
(Confession Room) Sara: Standing up to Emily, that’s unthinkable! Emily: Oh who needs them! I can handle myself!
Emily: So, there we go.
Sara: Buy.
Emily: Buy.
Dan: Okay every one, come to the kitchen! Now!

Mr. Hachette: Okay, 你 eat when I tell 你 to eat! 你 take a break when I tell 你 to break 或者 Dan tells 你 to do a challenge! If 你 disobey any of the rules, 你 will run ten laps around this whole resort! 你 hear me?!?!
All: Yes sir!
Mr. Hachette: 你 will listen to me and my daughter, Dona!
Samantha: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, get that beast away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sara: What do 你 mean beast?
Samantha: I mean a beas…………………………
Dona: (cry)
Mr. Hachette: Do 你 see what 你 did?!?!You made my little girl cry! Now 你 give me ten laps around the resort!
Samantha: But sh………………….
Mr. Hachette: No buts!
Duncan: (laugh) He 说 Butt!
Mr. Hachette: 你 to!
Duncan: What?!
Mr. Hachette: Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: Okay, every one time for the challenge!
Mr. Hachette: 你 two are lucky!
Duncan: Let’s go!

Duncan: So what’s the challenge?
Dan: Snowball fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                    To Be Continued………………………………

Dan: 下一个 time!

Cory: Though Owen!
Mike: Samantha watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Samantha get’s hit 由 ball)
Mike: Samantha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: Is she going to be okay Doc.?
Doc.: I don’t know.

(Confession Room) Owen: I’m a bad man! Mike: Why her why not me!

Duncan: Is Mike okay.

Mr. Hachette: Ten laps around the resort!
Mike: No!
Mr. Hachette: What did 你 say?
Mike: I 说 no!

Mike: I can’t do the challenge any more!
Courtney: Why?
Mike: Because of Samantha that’s why!

Dan: And the winning team is……..the……………………………..

Dan: 下一个 time!
Yay! high five almost done I'm halfway through!If took me 13 hours on the first season and 9 hours on the 秒 season.And I'm not going to do halfway anymore because it seemed very useless. and I was thinking about getting this out to 你 guys every 3 或者 2 days.So lets start with my lest 最喜爱的 season winners.

The one with the most villain points is Chris Haha told 你 he is the most evil creature alive on total drama and 你 through it was Courtney.And Chris has 106.

The person with the most hero points is Courtney with 74 hero points.

The runner up fort he most hero points is Chris with 32 hero points.

And the runner up for the most villain points is Duncan with 35 villain points.
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