A/N: my brain is a mystery... This is kinda insulting, and someone's a lesbian, but there's no pairings and no femslash (girlxgirl). Don't get mad if 你 don't like it, I'm not in control of my brain's night-thoughts!
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The castmates were walking down a grate (like in Alien Resur-Eggtion but this was slimier). Part of the challenge was that they all had to wear blue haz-mat 《金装律师》 that turned red when 你 lied.

"This is the dumbest challenge..." Gwen complained, but is cut off 由 her phone ringing, "Hello?" it was Bridgette.

"Gwen, I have information that could completley humiliate one of our worst enemies."

"Please tell me 你 mean...."

"Yes. I mean her!" the blond was being strangley evil.

Once outside, they were surrounded 由 a bunch of red and blue dumpster-like things and it's extremley hot. Everybody was sweating.

"Well," Justin said, "It's much too hot for this suit." he tore the 最佳, 返回页首 half of his suit off, causing all the girls (and of coarse Owen) to stare at him with goofy smiles.

Except one. One girl was backing up and not smiling. She simply went into the shade of a dumpster-thing and looked bored.

"Hey!" Gwen pointed at her, "She's not drooling over Justin!"

"What?" Justin said, "That's impossible! Who is it?" (conceited jack ass...)

It was Heather. "I.... I just..."

"What, do you like girls?!" Gwen screamed so everyone could hear her.

"No!" Heather's suit turned red, and so did her face as she blushed.

"You..." Gwen laughed along with everyone else.

"Shut up! I don't like girls!" her suit went an even brighter red.

"Heather's a lez!" Izzy laughed.

The 皇后乐队 Bee ran away from everyone.

"Bye, Homo-Heather!" Lindsay called after her and laughed more.

Later, they were all walking down another grate to the bus that would take them back to the film lot.

"Hey, Weird Goth Girl!" Gwen turned to see Heather with a suit that was going from blue to ted and back again, "I won the challenge. It was all just a clever lie. My suit was malfunctioning."

"Ok, ok, you're not a dyke."

"Wait a minute." Chef Hatchett came over and adjusted Heather's suit, "Yeah, now, it's malfunctioning. It was just fine a 秒 ago, and it should be fine now." he walked back onto the bus.

"So, um..." the Goth had a smug smile on her face, "Do 你 actually like girls?"

"No!" her suit went red again.

"Homo!" Geoff laughed a her. Everyone got on the bus and forced Heather to sit in the back.

"I don't want her lesbian-ness to leech onto me." Lindsay said.

"Being gay is contagious?" Beth asked.

"Like, ya!"

"No it isn't!" Heather yelled through her tears.

"Aww, poor lesbo." Duncan pretended to care.

**confession cam**
Heather: I haven't *sniff* told anyone I'm gay. N-not even my *sniff* p-parents! *covers face and wails*
**end CC**

Back at the film lot, the girls were making fun of Heather.

"I'm sooooo glad we don't have to sleep near that dyke." Lindsay said, oblivious to how offensive that word was.

"Yeah! So am I!" Beth agreed.

"Poor little bitch." LeShawna said.

Gwen shrugged and went to sleep, "She deserves it."

Heather fell asleep, crying her eyes out.