Chris: Last time on Total Drama Around the World! Siberia! Here, we had an old fashion snow day. With Polar bears, Walruses, and worst of all, Layla. In the end, it was Rochelle who took the drop-o-shame. Now that we're in our final 5, who will win? Find out right now on Total Drama Around the World!
(Lance and Cole are playing video games)
voice in the game: Player 1 win!
Cole: OH YEAH!
Lance: nice game dude.
Lance: Cole is so cool. He might be a big rebel around the girls, but around guys like me, he is a nice guy.
Cole: Lance maybe 表演 like an ally but I don't trust him...If I'm not careful I'll get a 刀 in my back
Lia: So only girls in here.
Amber: Alright, so I almost went 首页 this week. I got to get my head in the game and I need to stop doing ridiculous things that'll get me voted for. The finale is coming up soon, I don't want to create a bad name for myself.
Lia: Honestly I never thought I get this far... But... THE FINAL FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liza: Let's talk about something so we can end this awkwardness.
Liza: There's a start. hmmm... How about Joss.
Lia: No Jordan.
Amber: How about no one!
Amber: Sorry guys. I'm just trying to think.
Lia: About what?
Chris: (intercom) All contestants out side.
Liza: No pleases? Really Chris? Will 你 ever be polite?
Amber: It's Chris. When is he ever polite?
Chris: Hola a todos Por favor, siéntese.
Lia: Okay. (takes a 座位 at the table)
Lance: How did 你 understand him?
Lia: I speak Spanish.
Amber: Well can 你 enlighten us on what he said?
Lia: oh okay he 说 Hello everyone, please sit down.
Liza: Oh okay.
(Lance, Liza, Cole, and Amber sits down)
Chris: Para el desafío de hoy, usted va a comer siete de los alimentos más picantes del mundo.
Lia: he said, For today's challenge, 你 will be eating 7 of the world's most spiciest foods.
Chris: así ... siete de los alimentos más picantes del chef.
Lia: I know. I know. He said, well... seven of chef's most spiciest foods.
Cole: Then why are we in Mexico?
Chris: Porque, una gran cantidad de comida mexicana es picante,
Lia: he said, Because, a lot of Mexican foods are spicy.
Liza: Chris, do 你 really have to talk like that?
Lia: he said-
Cole: I know what si means.
Chris: ahora, porque la comida es tan picante, que es demasiado caliente al tacto, por lo que nuestra nueva interna se va a repartir la comida para usted. Desde Layla fue expulsado del avión, nuestra nueva becaria es Jordania.
Lia: he said, now, because the 食物 is so spicy, it's too hot to touch, so our new intern is going to hand the 食物 to you. Since Layla was thrown out of the plane, our new intern is Jordan. Jordan?!
Lia: OH MY GODFATHER!! IT'S JORDAN!!!
Amber: Calm down, It's only Jordan. Not Justin Bieber.
Lia: Jordan is so hot.... did I say Jordan? I meant the food, 你 know... because it's so spicy. hehe....
Chris: Muy bien, ya que-
Amber: CHRIS! Please speak English!
Chris: fine. ruin the spirit. Now, as I was saying, oh man ! I forgot what I was going to say. Thanks a lot Amber!
Amber: Your welcome.
Chris: (Sigh) well, Jordan, just give Cole his advantage.
(Jordan give Cole a litter of water)
Cole: What's this?
Amber: It's called water. Look it up.
Cole: Okay, RUDE!
Amber: I have to focus on the game. it's the only way to win.
Chef: JORDAN! The first one is ready.
Jordan: coming! (follows Chef then he walks out with 5 plates of Jerk Chicken and sets it down 下一个 to each final 5 contestant)
Liza: what's this?
Chris: Jerk Chicken.
Lia: Oooo Chicken! (takes a bite of Jerk Chicken) OH MY!!!!!! HOT!!!
Chris: Not hot. Spicy.
Liza: (takes a bite of the chicken) ZOOWEEMAMA!!!! That's spicy!
Cole: (takes a bite of the chicken and drinks some water) (sigh of relief)
Amber: (takes a bite of the chicken) OH MY!!!
Lance: (takes a bite of the chicken) that takes..... OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris: And Cole get's the point!
Lia: I fill a strange filling.
Amber: Yeah me too.
Chris: hehe yeah Jerk Chicken has that effect on people. Jordan, go get the 下一个 one.
Jordan: Okay. (exits)
Cole: this challenge is so easy.
Amber: Speak for yourself. 你 got water.
Cole: I know. (smiles)
Jordan: (exits with 5 plates of Chicken wings Suicide and sets it 下一个 to them)
Lia: YAY! Chicken wings! (takes a bite and screams)
Amber: (takes a bite and screams) What is that?
Chris: It's called, Chicken wings Suicide.
Cole: (takes a bite and quickly drinks water)
Lance: (takes a bite) OH MY!!!!
Liza: (takes a bite) AHHHHHH!!!
Chris: Just be happy they take out the seeds before making it.
Lia: What would it taste like if the seeds were in it?
Chris: It would be something. Anyways, Cole get's the point!
(Jordan exits and walks back with 5 plates of Bibimbap with Kimchi and sets it down 下一个 to the players)
Lia: Thanks Jordan.
Jordan: No problem...
Chris: This is called Bibimbap with Kimchi.
Amber: (takes a bite) AHHHHHHH!!!
Liza: WO! That is some hot food!
Cole: (takes a bite and drinks some water)
Lance: OH MY!!!!!
Chris: and Cole get's the point!
Cole: Oh yeah! 3 points! Beat that!
Lance: okay, so Cole's water is almost gone. I have to try to hold it in longer. The foods going to get spicier. I need to try to hold it in.
Jordan: (walks up with 5 plates of 萝卜 with Sichuan pepper and sets it 下一个 to each person)
Lia: YAY! Salad! (takes a bite and screams) That's not salad!
Chris: nope that's 萝卜 with Sichuan pepper from China.
Liza: (takes a bite) OH MY!!!!!!
Amber: (Takes a bite) YIKES!!
Lance: (takes a bite) yummmm...
Cole: (Takes a bite and drinks from his water and drinks it all) Oh no.
Cole: I'M OUT OF WATER!!!
Lance: Oh yeah!
Chris: and it looks like both Lance and Cole get the point.
Lance: Oh yeah.
Jordan: (walks up with 5 bowls of Papa a la Huancaina and sets it 下一个 to each person)
Amber: (takes a bite) WHOOOOOOOOOOAAA! That's burns!
Liza: (takes a bite) YIKES!
Cole: (takes a bite) (thinks to self: hold it in. hold it-) AHHHHHHH!!!
Lia: Do I have to?
Lance: (takes a bite)
Lia: (takes a bite) OH MY!!!!!!
Chris: and Lance takes the point!
Jordan: (walks up with 5 plates of 虾 Creole and sets it down 下一个 to each player)
Chris: This is 虾 Creole!
Amber: Is that 虾 或者 barf?
Chris: I just said. It's 虾 Creole! Try it.
Liza: (tries it) it's g- MY TONGUE!!!
Amber: (takes a bite) MY TONGUES ON FIRE!!!
Lia: (Takes a bite) MINE TOO!!!!
Lance: (takes a bite) (thinks to self: Hold it in. Hold it in...)
Cole: (Takes a bite) YIKES!!!
Chris: and Lance get's the point. Now for the final dish. Jordan?
Jordan: (enters with 5 bowls of Tom Yum and sets it down 下一个 to each player)
Lia: Finally, soup.
Chris: wait, this isn't just any soup. This is Tom Yum 汤 from Thailand.
Liza: It smells so good.
Chris: yeah. Tom Yum has that effect.
Liza: (tries some) OH MY GOODNESS!! THAT BURNS!!!!
Lia: (Tries some) WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lance: (tries it)
Cole: (tries it) (to self: Hold it in. Hold it in.....) YIKES!!!
Lance: I win!
Chris: Nope. Both 你 and Cole got 4 points, which makes both of 你 win. So, a girl is leaving tonight. But who will it be?
Okay, so everyone has to vote tonight. 你 can either IM me, 收件箱 me, 或者 评论 below. 你 can either put it in a confessional form 或者 just plane out say it.
Here is who is still in the game:
Also, Before the final, I will be doing a video, in the video I will be doing a Q/A. If 你 have any questions, 收件箱 me, IM me, 或者 评论 below.