Chris: Hi! I'M Chris McClain! And I'm the host of the Total Drama Series. On This Season of Total Drama, me and 22 other constants will be going around the world and competing is curtain challenges! Don't miss this season of Total Drama Around The World!
(Bus pulls up)
Chris: Okay first we have the crazy girl 你 all know and hate: Izzy!
Izzy: (exits bus 由 doing a back flip) Yooohooo!
Izzy: Is Owen going to be here this season?
Chris: did 你 see him on the bus?
Chris: Then yes.
Chris: Moving on. 下一个 we have the Evil Spanish Hot guy: Alejandro!
Alejandro: (exits bus)
Chris: The 下一个 person 你 have never met. She's new. And her name is Rochelle!
Rochelle: (exits bus) Heyy. How's it going people?
Chris: 下一个 we have the dork: Cody!
Cody: (exits bus being hugged 由 Sierra) Help. Me.
Chris: Sierra, your not supposed to come out until I say your name.
Sierra: (sigh) fine. (enters bus)
Chris: Okay 下一个 we have the stoker girl: Sierra!
Sierra: (runs out of bus to hug Cody) CODY!!!
Cody: oh. dear.
Chris: 下一个 we have another person new: Liza
Liza: (exits bus) 嘿 everyone! I'm Liza. Nice to be 你 guys.
Rochelle: We met on the bus.
Liza: the camera didn't see it.
Liza: I like for the cameras to see my nice side. That will help me get 得票数 in the end. which i can make it. I just have to try very hard.
Rochelle: Liza must want the 标题 of "nice" girl so she can win in the end. But I'm here to tell 你 that that's not going to happen. I'm going to be the winner. And no one can stop me!
Chris: 下一个 we got the cowboy party animal: Geoff!
(Bridgette and Geoff exit bus making out)
Chris: (sigh) Bridgette can 你 go back in the bus.
(Bridgette and Geoff are still making out)
Chris: Bridgette? Bridgette?
Chef: (Exits bus) I got it. (Separates Bridgette and Geoff and carries Bridgette back to the bus)
Geoff: What was that for?
Chris: It's not her time. Now we got the surfer chick: Bridgette!
Bridgette: (exits bus to make out with Geoff again)
Chris: Now it is.
Alejandro: Chris she was 下一个 anyways. Why did 你 make her go back.
Sierra: Yeah 你 did the same to me.
Cody: I think 你 should just send her back home.
Chris: I'm trying to follow this schedule. Now 下一个 we have the evil mean girl that's not Heather: Eva!
Eva: (Throws Heather out of the bus into Alejandro's arms)
Chris: I 说 not Heather!
Eva: And that's what 你 get for going through my things!
Rochelle: what the?
Alejandro: Are 你 okay?
Heather: yeah... I guess.
Eva: NO ONE GOES THROUGH MY THINGS!!!
Heather: All that happened was that i accidentally dropped my gum in her bag. I was going to tell her i dropped it but she kept shooing me away and telling me to shut up. So i was going to get it out but then she picks me up and throws me out. What a *Beeeeeeeep*
Chris: Go back in Heather.
Heather: I'm 下一个 anyways.
Chris: so? go!
Heather: (sigh) fine. (kisses Alejandro then enters bus)
Chris: 下一个 we have the other mean girl: Heather!
Heather: (exits bus) there are 你 happy?
Heather: Chris is a *beeeeeep* too.
Chris: 下一个 we have another new person: Jordan!
Jordan: (exits bus)
Chris: 下一个 we have the fun loving fat kid that farts 更多 than the average person does in a life time: Owen!
Owen: (exits bus) Hi e-
Izzy: (Jumps on Owen) OWEN!!! I missed you!
Izzy: Me and Owen are dating again.
Owen: To be honest, i don't like Izzy any more. I like someone else. Gwen. Too bad she isn't in this season. I haven't really broke the news to Izzy yet. I'm too afraid too.
Chris: 下一个 is the multiple personality guy: Mike!
Mike as Svetlana: (exits bus doing a dozen back flips and lands in front of Alejandro) Привет
Alejandro: I'm sorry but I don't speak Russian.
Mike as Syerlana: I 说 Hi.
Chris: (snaps his fingers in front of Mike's face) Mike! Get back!
Mike: huh? oh sorry.
Mike: I can never control my MPD. It's just so har-
Mike as Chester: awww! My back!
Chris: 下一个 we have another new girl: Fawn!
Fawn: (exits bus) Hi everyone!
Chris: Okay 下一个 we have Taylor!
Taylor: (exits Bus) Hey! How is everyone- (trips)
Liza: are 你 okay?
Taylor: yeah. that happens a lot.
Chris: 下一个 we have another new girl: Layla!
Layla: (exits bus in sun glasses and looks around) this the place?
Chris: nope. We'll get there soon.
Layla: fine. Well hi everyone! I'm Layla. And 你 all should go 首页 now, because your looking at the new Total Drama winner.
(Heather rolls eyes)
Chris: 下一个 we have a new boy: Cole!
Cole: (exits bus) What's up everyone!
Chris: 下一个 we have another new girl: Annie!
Annie: (exits bus) Hi!!
Jordan: Annie over here!
Annie: (runs over and starts 接吻 Jordan)
Layla: Great... Another Bridgette and Geoff.
Chris: 下一个 we have another new boy: Draven!
Sierra: Wow! His hotter than Cody.
Mike: Be happy, that means 你 don't have to dill with her hugging 你 to death.
Cody: huh? Oh right. YES!
Chris: 下一个 we have another new boy: Chilly.
Chilly: (exits bus 由 doing a back flip 4 times then Liza: 你 have dog breath.
Chilly: (smells breath) oops.
Chris: 下一个 we have Joss!
Joss: (exits bus slowly and walks towards Heather)
Heather: Scoot over nerd!
Joss: (takes some steps away)
Chris: And finally, we have the last boy: Lance!
Lance: (exits bus) Hey.
Sierra: OH MY!!! (to Cody) Cody, 你 are not my lover anymore. Draven and Lance is.
Cody: oh, okay. I mean, it's your chose.
Cody: YES!!! YES!!! No 更多 Sierra!!!
Chris: Not that I got all of you, let's head in the plane to the mess hall.
Chris: Okay while I call the teams up, eat everyone! You'll need it to live through the 下一个 challenge.
Owen: 你 don't have to tell me twice. (starts eating)
Chris: Okay so this season we will have 2 teams. Team 1 is called Team Italy. The team members are:
Cody, Eva, Alejandro, Bridgette, Geoff, Rochelle, Jordan, Annie, Draven, Fawn, and Mike.
Cody: I'm not with Sierra? YE- I mean. awww... that's too bad.
Cody: This season just keeps getting better and better!
Chris: The 下一个 team is team Germany! The team members are: Sierra, Lance ,Izzy, Owen, Heather, Chilly, Liza, Cole,Taylor, Joss, and Layla!
Alejandro: It'll be okay.
Chris: Okay is everyone done eating?
Owen: No we need more.
Liza: 你 ate all of the food!
Owen: We still need more.
Chris: Now start drinking these water bottles.
(Chef hands everyone a water bottle)
Cole: what did 你 do to these?
Chris: Nothing. Just drink and in 10 分钟 go to the elimination room. (exits)
Chris: Okay everyone ready to go swimming?
Chilly: In what?
(everyone falls out of plane)
(everyone falls in the water)
Fawn: Where are we?
Chris: The Equator!
Taylor: What? But that's like the hottest place on Earth!
Chris: Yeah... Your challenge is to swim from here to the 支撑, 海岸 to your east. To Africa. That's only like 10 miles from where 你 are at right now.
Annie: 10 MILES???
Chris: Yep. The first team to have everyone arrive wins! GO!
(Everyone starts swimming but Alejandro, Heather, Lance, and Sierra.)
Sierra: So... Lance...
Sierra: Do 你 want to be-
Lance: in an alliance. Sure!
Sierra: That wasn't what I was going to ask 你 but okay...
Lance: now let's get swimming. We need to win this.
(Sierra and Lance starts swimming)
Heather: So what are we going to do if we are on different teams?
Alejandro: well, we can still be boyfriend and girlfriend but... I don't know.
Heather: well, we need to think of something.
Alejandro: break up?
Heather: (slaps Alejandro) NO!
Alejandro: okay no.
Heather: we can still 吻乐队（Kiss） right?
(they start swimming together)
(1 日 later)
Chris: Think they died?
Joss: (swims up)
Chris: good job Joss!
(Jordan and Annie swim up)
Jordan: We did it!
Annie: oh yeah!
(Chilly swims up)
Chilly: I did it!
(Bridgette and Geoff swims up)
Bridgette: okay so who's in the lead?
Chris: looks like team Italy!
Geoff: oh yeah!
Izzy: (swims up) Oh yeah!
(Mike swims up then Draven)
Mike: I'm here!
Draven: I made it!
(Cole swims up)
Cole: I'm alive!
(Taylor swims up)
Taylor: I'm here!
(Liza swims up)
(Layla swims up)
Layla: Okay my team must be winning right?
Chris: ummm.... Yes they are now 由 1 person.
(Rochelle swims up)
Chris: make that tied.
Layla: Dang it!
(Fawn swims up)
Fawn: I need water!
Chris: If your team wins 你 will have all kinds of it in first class.
Rochelle: but water's water. how can there be 更多 than one kind.
Chris: there just is.
(Lance, Cody, and Eva swims up)
Eva: Chris if 你 make us do that again i swear I'll-
(Sierra swims up)
Sierra: Lance wait!
Lance: oh sorry.
Sierra: it's okay.
(Owen, Heather, and Alejandro swims up)
Owen: (out of breath) I- I- made it!
Izzy: OWEN!!! (runs over and hugs him)
Cole: That's everyone right?
Taylor: so who won?
Chris: Well, since Owen, Heather, and Alejandro all tied. Owen and heather are both on team Germany. Team Italy wins!
Team Italy: YES!!
Chris: Team Germany, see 你 guys tonight.
Okay so Team Germany needs to vote someone off. 你 can IM me, 收件箱 me, 或者 评论 below. 你 can ether tell me the name of who 你 want to be voted off 或者 put it in a confessional form.
Here's who is on team Germany: