If I don't 上传 this now I'll keep changing it until its completely different ...I'm just weird that way... XD I've had this written for like a week now...
Yeah... so its one big part :P
And theres probably a few grammer/spelling errors cause I belong on YGS XD
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Daniel: Last time on Total Drama International,
The campers had to 设计 clothing in 日本 with certain themes. Things got a little fiesty when I added Johnny the intern in with Team Flashlight. Johnny messed up Cassies outfit which gave him the boot.
Lets hope an actual camper goes on this episode of
TOTAL
DRAMA
INTERNAAAATIONAL!
*opening plays*
(I hope to animate it eventually XD)
*everyone is at some fast 食物 place getting breakfast*
Daniel: AALRIGHTY CAMPERS! Today we will be going to..
Eddie: JAPAN! No wait we were just there...
Daniel: to...
Kitty: CHINA?
Lana: ITALY
Veto: VAGINA!
Valencia: *slowly turns over to Veto* o_o
Veto: Yeah... I don’t know...
Eddie: AUSTRALIA!
Daniel: STOP GUESSING THE PLACES YOU'RE FROM!
Kitty: I’m not from China though--
Daniel: I DON’T CARE!
Veto: DUDE! Was that supposed to be a joke? Cause--
Daniel: No Veto, it just kinda happened that way
Veto: Oh......
Daniel: SO, 你 know what they mean when they say ‘Laughter is the best medicine’--
Eddie: TOAST
Daniel: SHUT UP!
Worker: *walks over to Daniel* You’re disturbing the normal people.
Daniel: Sorry?
Worker: 你 better be! *walks away*
Axel: That was rude.
Intern Luke: And 你 know what it means to be rude
Axel: THATS IT--
Daniel: INTERRRRNS STOOOOOOOOOP.. you’re all so flippin’ frustrating!
Gabe: Can we get on with this?
Kitty: Someone's cranky! :U
Gabe: W--
Intern Luke: Kitttyyy go awaaayyy
Kitty: HMPH. *crosses her arms and sits beside Edward* ...h-hi Edward...
Veto: I LIKE PIE
Daniel: Boxxy heeelpp!
Veto: NO! I hate pie!
Boxxy: *putting on eyeliner* ...One minute...
Veto: PUDDING!
Daniel: Ugh... VETO STOP SHOUTING OUT 随意 THINGS! you’re really not helping...
Veto: Okay.
Daniel: Thank you! WE ARE GOING TO BER--
Eddie: I HAVE TO PEE.
Daniel: GO PEE!
Worker: *walks over to Daniel again* Sir, I’m sorry but I have to ask 你 to leave now.
Veto: OWNED.DANNY BOY GOT OWNED BY.... SOME GUY!
Worker: Will 你 please stop yelling in my ear?
Veto: SORRY-- sorry...
Daniel: We’ll be on our way in a minute.
Worker: Now, please.
Lana: EDWARD LEFT THOUGH.
Daniel: Yeah--
Worker: DON’T MAKE ME GET MY BOSS *snaps his fingers*
Daniel: We’re leaving. C’mon Boxxy *pulls Boxxy towards the door*
Boxxy: AHH! 你 MADE ME MESS UP MY EYELINER!
*outside of the place*
Daniel: … *sighs* 你 guys...
Veto: ARE AMAZING AND 你 爱情 US?
Daniel: NO! I 爱情 NONE OF YOU
Veto: *gasps* 你 HATE ME? *puts his head on Valencias shoulder* after all these years....
Daniel: ….BERLIN! OKAY! BERLIN! WE’RE GOING TO GERMANY!
Eddie: *runs outside* WILL THERE BE BEER?!
Daniel: Probably?
Eddie: Cool.... cool... RIGHT VET-- Veto?
Valencia: … hes having a moment ….
Eddie: Oh... Whats the challenge gonna be anyways?
Daniel: Let me repeat...YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE?
Eddie: OH I GET IT!
Veto: *looks up at Eddie* I know :D
everyone else *looks over at Eddie and Veto*
Eddie: Woah..
Veto: We just had a gay moment there...
Daniel: … Okay... Moving along now... So, We’ll be going to Berlin to have a joke-off!
Lana: I LIKE JOKES!
Eddie: *all...seductively* I could 显示 你 a joke.. *facepalm* CRAP. THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT.
Veto: haha, 你 just hinted towards 你 pe--
Eddie:*covers his mouth* They all get it e_e
Daniel: WILL 你 GUYS STOP TALKING? LET NYLEE 或者 ROXANNE 或者 SOMEONE WHO RARELY TALKS TALK FINALLY!
Veto: SORRY.
Roxanne: …Alr--
Daniel: WOAH BOXXY, what happened to your...face?
Roxanne: ._. okay then....
Boxxy: ... *holds up a mirror* D: MY EYES!
Daniel: and I thought they looked bad before--
Boxxy: >:U *smacks Daniel*
Daniel: TO THE RVS!
/Flashlight/
Nylee: Daniel is right! I do barely get any li--
Kitty: SHHHH. I’m trying to relax
Nylee: e_e
Bradley: What do 你 think Danny means 由 a joke-off?
Cassie: Maybe we all have to come up with awesome jokes...
Bradley: Oh...I sure hope we don’t...
Cassie: Why not? :/
Bradley: I am not funny ._. I can’t make a joke for the life of me...
Cassie: Thats not true! You’re funny--
Kitty: LOOKING! *starts to laugh*
Bradley: D: Its my hair isn’t it! *starts playing with his hair* Its so stupid...*quietly mumbles things*
Cassie: You’re hair is fine! c:
Bradley: …
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Confessional:
Bradley: ...Cassie is so nice... *blushes* x3
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/SB/
Veto: IM GONNA POP SOME TAGS
Eddie: ONLY GOT TWENTY DOLLARS IN MY POCKET
Veto: I’M HUNTIN, LOOKIN FOR A COME-UP
Eddie: THIS IS FUCKING AAAAAWEESOME
Gabe: … do 你 guys... always sing when 你 travel?
Eddie: Pretty much yeah... *quietly* 你 do NOT want to see Veto when he is really bored
Veto: I HEARD THAT! I’m not THAT bad..
Eddie: Dude,before 你 laid flat on the floor for over an hour, got up and sat on the 长椅, 沙发 just staring at the wall, then nearly smashed my TV... not that bad?
Veto: shhhhh.
Crindoela: .. When did that creepy bloke get here?
Axel: Creepy guy has a name, and hes been here the whole time!! How amazing!
Eddie: Axel? Why are 你 here?
Axel: Theres no fucking way I’m gonna sit with Luke and Boxxy anymore.
Veto: *starts 唱歌 Inner Ninja*
(why do I think that song 《金装律师》 him? XDMAYBE HIS THEME SONG OMGYES either way CLASSIFIED IS EPICC )
Lana: WHO YA TEXTING?
Axel: *sighs* Kaitlyn.
Lana: WHOS THAT? your giirlfrieeendd?
Axel: >:U PFFT NO! Don’t even say that!
Veto: I LIKE CATS-- wait a second.. WHOS WATCHING KITTY?
Crindoela: Shes in the oth--
Veto: Not that Kitty, my cat Kitty! If Danny and I are here....
Eddie: I’m also here!
Veto: *gets up* WHERES DANNY?!
Axel: *throws his phone across the room*
Veto: *gets hit with the phone* >.<
Axel: Oops..
Valencia: Veto! Are you--
Veto: DA FUCK?! DA FUCK 你 DO THAT FOR?!
Eddie: Dammmnn, 你 one ghetto brit.... 你 KNOW 你 SOUND WONDERFUL WHEN 你 TALK LIKE THAT. IT PLEASES MY EARS.
Axel: Okay then......My bad.
Veto: YOUR BAD? YOUR FUCKING BAD?
Valencia: Veto! >.<
Axel: Jeez, THINK OF THE CHILDREN! *points to Maylene and Teddy* Don’t be cursing man... just...CALM DOWN!
Veto: DA FUCK 你 MEAN CALM DOWN-- ughh I’m just SOOO borrrrreeeeed!!! *lays down on the floor*
Eddie: *turns to the camera* Can 你 just cut to the other RV now 或者 something?
Cameraman: *nods*
/Flashlights/
Kitty: *sits beside Edward* HIYA EDWARD!
Edward: Hi ^^
Kitty: Watchaa doiiin?
Edward: Sketchin’ a picture
Kitty: Looks good!
Edward: ^^ thanks
Kitty: Almost as good as 你 look--
Billy: Did we stop moving?
Autumn: Feels like we did!
Billy: Wait, there is a cook here isn't there?
Autumn: Yeah...I think so...
Billy: Why? We only eat at fast 食物 places 或者 restaurants...
Autumn: ...Thats true...Huh... I guess Danny never thought of that....
Driver: Um... I’ll be back in a minute...*gets up and leaves*
Roxanne: Whats going on?
Autumn: Maybe he forgot something?
Driver: *comes back inside* … Umm... We have a flat tire... We must have hit something sharp...
Kitty: SAVE ME EDWARD! Wait, can I call 你 like... Eddie 或者 something?
Edward: Uh--
Kitty: Okay Eddie!
*knocks on door*
Driver: Uhhhh... C-come in!
Danny: WHY’D 你 STOP!? We’re on a strict schedule
(I spelled schedule wrong and it corrected to seagull o_o damn i laughed WAAYY too hard )
Driver: Flat tire!
Danny: Oh... Um... How far until one of those places where 你 can get one??
Billy: 你 mean... 你 didn’t bring any spares?
Danny: Shut up!
Driver: A long way to go...
Danny: Where are we anyways...
(I’m aware this whole concept doesn’t make very much sense BUT oh well..)
Driver: I think we’re in France...
Danny: Well.. I’ll go make the others stop and we’ll stop in France!
/SB/
Veto: WE STOPPED MOOVING
Axel: 你 DON’T SAY!
Veto: OH SHUT UP
Danny: *walks inside* BONJOUR!
Lana: HOLA!
Danny: Non... We stopped in France!
Eddie: Ewww... That means Frenchies.
Danny: Ew? Anyways, so …. I’m pretty sure we’re in Paris.. cause the tower thingy is just over there
Veto: *put his face up against a window* WOW! thats so cool....VALVALVALVALVAL ISN’T THAT SO COOL? :D
Valencia: Its wonderful ^^
Danny: Yeah... Lets all go outside and we’ll think of some sort of challenge!
Gabe: ...But this isn’t Berlin..
Danny: Yeahh..about that.... the other RV got a flat tire … I think he ran over some glass 或者 something...So maybe next...whatever we’ll be there!
/outside/
Roxanne: Is the challenge still the same?
Danny: Nope! Its gonna be... hmmm.. something like...GOT IT! Okay.. So its kinda hard to explain...
Eddie: LIKE A PENIS
Danny: *punches Eddies arm* knock it off!
Eddie: KAY.
Danny: Its like... 你 all know how Paris is the city of love--
Veto: in the city of looovvvvvve....
Danny: I swear to god if 你 make another reference I will kill you. Especially another Phineas and Ferb one.
Veto: *does the mouth zipper thing*
Danny: Good! So you’ll all be 分裂, 拆分 into three groups. One group will have to perform FOR the other group. They will be put into small groups of two, 或者 three depending on people... and they will just have to make it through 晚餐 without killing each other 或者 你 know... like ...rape....and their group will be making dinner!
Nylee: We have enough people for that?
Danny: Lets see! SB has 9 people and Flashlight has 10 people...Axel! Once in a lifetime chance here... wanna be a co--
Axel: Nope.
Danny: Luke?
Intern Luke: *looks over at Gabe and evilly smiles* Nope!
Danny: Whatever I tried. .. I GOT THIS FIGURED OUT. *sighs* This challenge is stupid.. Okay! So... Performing for SB will be Valencia and Veto.
Veto: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ...oh shit... BOOOO NO BOOOO NO PREFORMING FOR THIS DUDE.
Danny: Performing for flashlight will be Bradley... Cassie … and I don’t know um... Roxanne!
Bradley: :..yay...
Danny: Making 食物 for SB will be ...Gabe, Luke and Crindoela! and Lily, Autumn and Nylee! So that means, Eddie and Lana, Maylene and Teddy, Amy and Billy, Kitty and Edward will have to pretend couple it up!
Eddie: THIS CHALLENGE IS STUPID
Danny: Last 分钟 challenge... k dude? Calm yourself.
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Confessional:
Kitty: Alone time with SmehEdward! booya!
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Eddie: Wait a second... *slowly looks up at the camera and slightly blushes*
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Veto: HAHAHAHAHA. Yeeeeesssssss... *punches Eddie in the arm*
Eddie: Shut up. e_e
Danny: 你 guys ready for this stupid challenge?
Kitty: BRING IT ON!
Danny: Okay...
/behind stage. SB half/
Veto: DUDE-- Val, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
Valencia: 你 could sing... and I could dance!
Veto: … WHAT SOONNNG?
Valencia: Um.. Whats one 你 know really well?
Veto: ANYTHING 由 NICKI MINAJ, but... Heh... thats not...really something...I should...
Valencia: …
Veto: Uhh...
Daniel: 1 MINUTE--
Veto: poop.
Valencia: Just go with that then! I mean like, just don’t pick any horribly dirty songs XD
Veto: KAY. WAIT NO ...Okay... Panicking, don’t mind me *starts running around in circles*
Valencia: … 你 okay?
Veto: No not really, I’M GOING TO DIIIEEE
/Flashlights/
Bradley: … What are we gonna do?
Roxanne: I could sing--
Cassie: We could act something out...
Roxanne: ...or we could sing...
Bradley: … I can’t sing...
Cassie: *gasps* I got an idea!
Roxanne: Share!
/IN DA KITCHEN...oh my god...I just realized I put all girls for Flashlight in the kitchen... XDD OOPS/
Gabe: … can any of 你 guys cook?
Crindoela: …
Luke: …
Gabe: *sighs* Alright...
Danny: *walks in* CHANGE OF PLANS! The OPPOSITE team will have to eat your food... hows that?
Nylee: Fine.
Gabe: ...oh fu--
Autumn: … and this is when the cook would come in handy...
Marcus: SAY WHAT? I’d c-come in h-handy c’: WELL THATS GOOD! Cause I’m here to help 你 losers out! C’MON TEAM 你 GUYS SUCK AKA SLEEPING BAG
Gabe: Losers?
Marcus: Well yeah. If I was in this stupid show, I would win the million
Nylee: Thats good that you’re not in it then, because I’m going to win
Gabe: GUYS! 你 all know I have this in the bag
/in the place where the tables are/
Kitty: Eddie say something its all quiet!
Edward: Uhh...
Lana: *pokes Eddie* Edward 你 say something!
Eddie: … Wait a second... did 你 just call him Eddie?
Edward: And him Edward?
Kitty: Yeah....
Lana: OHMYGOSSSHHH!
Eddie: This will be confusing--
Edward: Yeah...
Kitty: … Um....Lets go over here, Eddie.*pulls Edward over to the other side of the place....*
Eddie: *quietly* take me with 你 ... *turns to Lana* Uhh... Hi...Lana....
Lana: HI EDWARD! :D
Eddie: ….Uhhh.... Hows.. um..Life...? ^^’’
//
Billy: Soo... Amy...
Amy: … Yeah?
Billy: … Hows it going?
Amy: Good... how about... you?
Billy: Fine...
//
Maylene: LET GO!
Teddy: NO!
Maylene: I JUST FIXED HER! LET HER GO!
Teddy: NOOO!
Eddie: SHUT UP OVER THERE!
Teddy: NO!
Maylene: MIINE! *tries to grab the stuffed bunny*
Teddy: *runs away with the bunny*
Maylene: *sits on the floor*
Eddie: I SWEAR TO GOD IF 你 START TO CRY--
Maylene: *sniffs*
pfftyh
/at the part where they're about to perform/
Veto: DU- Val, I’M SCARED! D:
Valencia: Don’t be! c: Its only Edd--
Veto: THATS WHY I’M SCARED! Mostly...
Valencia: … of Eddie?
Veto: Well, yeah sorta--BUT NO! Everything has to go reaaaaaaally well for them.
Valencia: …
Veto: And not so we win.
Valencia: …
Veto: … so maybe if everything goes well... *says really fast* they’ll realize that they’re totally perfect for each other, go out for like..2 years, get married, have 2 kids named Eddie Jr and Flinn, but Lana will have a miscarriage at one point,later get a divorce because Eddie is a cheating man-whore . Then Eddie will come over my -- 或者 our --whoever's house where Eddie will come to me and then realize that hes made a huge mistake, they’ll get back together and eventually die happily together! *takes a deep breath and smiles*
Valencia: …*laughs* Wow...
Veto: ... I have too much spare time
Danny: Go dance 或者 whatever now!
Veto: FINE
//Kitchen//
Marcus: NO 你 IDIOT! 你 don’t add the 面包 crumbs yet!
Luke: But Crindoe--
Marcus: IGNORE HER! LISTEN TO MEEEE!
Luke: Okay! Okay!
Gabe: *quietly* this is crazy...
Crindoela: *nods and continues ...stirring some sort of soup?*
~
Nylee: Can 你 pass me the flour, please?
Lily: *nods and hands her the flour*
Autumn: 由 the sound of it, we’re doing really well compared to the other team!
Nylee: Much 更多 organized. Plus we know what we’re doing.
Autumn: Yeah! We got this in the bag!
--
*dining room?*
Kitty: SOOO! Eddie!
Edward: Soo Kitty!
Kitty: Can I tell 你 something..?
Edward: Of course
Kitty: I don’t really know how to say this... but..um... Whenever I’m around you... I--
Roxanne: Hi guys! I’ll be 唱歌 for 你 all, and Bradley and Cassie will be 表演 out some sort of play!
Billy: KAY!
Edward: Kitty?
Kitty: *smiles ..faintly* ... never mind...
Roxanne: *starts to sing something*
*after that team preformes*
Maylene: STOP IT!
Teddy: NO!
Eddie: I’m going to kill them--
Veto: SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP 你 BASTARD. Hi. I’m going to sing.......something and Valencia will dance 或者 whatever she 说 earlier. okay? okay.
/ after fooood./
Kitty: That was pretty gross!
Edward: Yeah.... what was that anyways?
Kitty: I think it was ham but it was really crunchy!
Luke: … it was chicken...
Billy: … that was chicken?
Luke: … yeah.... Marcus wasn't much of a help....
Danny: Sleeping Bags,, what’d 你 think of your food?
Maylene: *two thumbs up*
Teddy: Not enough chocolate! But okay!
Lana: It was yummmyyy!
Eddie: Well.. 你 know... Hhmmm....I guess I might even be able to consider it as FUCKING AWWWWWWESOMEEE
Daniel* nods* Alright... Alright... What about the performances?
Billy: Valencia and Veto did great!
Eddie: TRUE but… I have no fucking clue what the hell Bradley and Cassie and that other 婊子, 子 we’re doing up there.
(wait, there are probably a few mistakes up there that I can’t be bothered to fix right now, but the teams had to perform in front of both teams..since they’re in the same place just different sides...)
Roxanne: … Its... Roxanne...
Eddie: No,you’re other bitch.
Roxanne: No! I’m Roxanne!
Eddie: Other bitch.
Roxanne: Stop it!
Eddie: I’m just playin’ giiirrlll. staph being so serious
Roxanne: I don’t like being called that ._.
Danny: ...other people feel like talking?
Lana: OH I WILL! I think Roxannes voice was well, and Cassie did fine, and Bradley did okay...except for the fact that his face was redder than his hair XD
Bradley: o///o *coughs* So we ...did ...w-well...
Danny: Maylene? Teddy? Amy?
Amy: both were...lovely ^^
Teddy: Nawwh! I didn’t like that ones singing.
Roxanne: Aww :c
Danny: Soo... 由 the looks of it only Teddy and Maylene actually had a small fight...Sleeping Bags chicken thing was a fail, but the performance was excellent
Veto: *pokes Valencias cheek* Yeah. Excellent :3
Danny: And...No one on flashlight had a fight or...rape... and the 食物 was wonderful but the performance sucked? *strokes chin* Well 你 all know what that means....
Kitty: *hugs Edward* We won!
Eddie: *knocks a vase off a table* Grr. Me angry.
Danny: Um.. Okay then... So, SB 你 guys gotta vote someone off!
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Eddie: 婊子, 子 I ain’t wanna vote noone off. I like my team c: Well.. maybe not all of them...... *shrugs and leaves*
Veto: ...Uhhh.... Eddie is my friend so no, Valencia is my girlfriend, so no. Crinpy is cool, so no... Lana belongs with Eddie so no... Teddy is alright.. so no... Maylene is adorable so no... Luke is too legit so no... and... GABE! YEAH! he scares the shit outta me... *votes Gabe* OH SHIT NO! *tries to wipe the card off* ohgod ;-; why the fu- Nawh, I’ll just keep quiet. We’re cool, he won't mind...
vetotalkstomuchiwonderwherehegetsthatfromnotmethatsforsure. >.>
GURL/ BOII
你 KNOW THE DRILL
HANDS UP CASH OUT
does anyone even remember that 显示 XD?
Confessionals,
Advice,
and all that fun stuff in the 评论 :D
So I guess its pretty obvious on where they're going 下一个 episode..
but about the idea from twitdrama
I shall be using that place
but when they're less people cause my idea wont work for a big group XD
but yeah :P
sorry for all my randomositiy XD
I'm weeeeeeird
wubwubwub
Losing Team:
Team Sleeping Bag (SB)
Eddie
Crindoela
Valencia
Teddy
Maylene
Lana
Veto
Luke
Crystal
Gabe
Winning Team:
Team Flashlight (TF)
Cassie
Bradley
Nylee
Amy
Billy
Mariam
Autumn
Kitty
Roxanne
Edward
Lily
Yeah... so its one big part :P
And theres probably a few grammer/spelling errors cause I belong on YGS XD
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Daniel: Last time on Total Drama International,
The campers had to 设计 clothing in 日本 with certain themes. Things got a little fiesty when I added Johnny the intern in with Team Flashlight. Johnny messed up Cassies outfit which gave him the boot.
Lets hope an actual camper goes on this episode of
TOTAL
DRAMA
INTERNAAAATIONAL!
*opening plays*
(I hope to animate it eventually XD)
*everyone is at some fast 食物 place getting breakfast*
Daniel: AALRIGHTY CAMPERS! Today we will be going to..
Eddie: JAPAN! No wait we were just there...
Daniel: to...
Kitty: CHINA?
Lana: ITALY
Veto: VAGINA!
Valencia: *slowly turns over to Veto* o_o
Veto: Yeah... I don’t know...
Eddie: AUSTRALIA!
Daniel: STOP GUESSING THE PLACES YOU'RE FROM!
Kitty: I’m not from China though--
Daniel: I DON’T CARE!
Veto: DUDE! Was that supposed to be a joke? Cause--
Daniel: No Veto, it just kinda happened that way
Veto: Oh......
Daniel: SO, 你 know what they mean when they say ‘Laughter is the best medicine’--
Eddie: TOAST
Daniel: SHUT UP!
Worker: *walks over to Daniel* You’re disturbing the normal people.
Daniel: Sorry?
Worker: 你 better be! *walks away*
Axel: That was rude.
Intern Luke: And 你 know what it means to be rude
Axel: THATS IT--
Daniel: INTERRRRNS STOOOOOOOOOP.. you’re all so flippin’ frustrating!
Gabe: Can we get on with this?
Kitty: Someone's cranky! :U
Gabe: W--
Intern Luke: Kitttyyy go awaaayyy
Kitty: HMPH. *crosses her arms and sits beside Edward* ...h-hi Edward...
Veto: I LIKE PIE
Daniel: Boxxy heeelpp!
Veto: NO! I hate pie!
Boxxy: *putting on eyeliner* ...One minute...
Veto: PUDDING!
Daniel: Ugh... VETO STOP SHOUTING OUT 随意 THINGS! you’re really not helping...
Veto: Okay.
Daniel: Thank you! WE ARE GOING TO BER--
Eddie: I HAVE TO PEE.
Daniel: GO PEE!
Worker: *walks over to Daniel again* Sir, I’m sorry but I have to ask 你 to leave now.
Veto: OWNED.DANNY BOY GOT OWNED BY.... SOME GUY!
Worker: Will 你 please stop yelling in my ear?
Veto: SORRY-- sorry...
Daniel: We’ll be on our way in a minute.
Worker: Now, please.
Lana: EDWARD LEFT THOUGH.
Daniel: Yeah--
Worker: DON’T MAKE ME GET MY BOSS *snaps his fingers*
Daniel: We’re leaving. C’mon Boxxy *pulls Boxxy towards the door*
Boxxy: AHH! 你 MADE ME MESS UP MY EYELINER!
*outside of the place*
Daniel: … *sighs* 你 guys...
Veto: ARE AMAZING AND 你 爱情 US?
Daniel: NO! I 爱情 NONE OF YOU
Veto: *gasps* 你 HATE ME? *puts his head on Valencias shoulder* after all these years....
Daniel: ….BERLIN! OKAY! BERLIN! WE’RE GOING TO GERMANY!
Eddie: *runs outside* WILL THERE BE BEER?!
Daniel: Probably?
Eddie: Cool.... cool... RIGHT VET-- Veto?
Valencia: … hes having a moment ….
Eddie: Oh... Whats the challenge gonna be anyways?
Daniel: Let me repeat...YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE?
Eddie: OH I GET IT!
Veto: *looks up at Eddie* I know :D
everyone else *looks over at Eddie and Veto*
Eddie: Woah..
Veto: We just had a gay moment there...
Daniel: … Okay... Moving along now... So, We’ll be going to Berlin to have a joke-off!
Lana: I LIKE JOKES!
Eddie: *all...seductively* I could 显示 你 a joke.. *facepalm* CRAP. THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT.
Veto: haha, 你 just hinted towards 你 pe--
Eddie:*covers his mouth* They all get it e_e
Daniel: WILL 你 GUYS STOP TALKING? LET NYLEE 或者 ROXANNE 或者 SOMEONE WHO RARELY TALKS TALK FINALLY!
Veto: SORRY.
Roxanne: …Alr--
Daniel: WOAH BOXXY, what happened to your...face?
Roxanne: ._. okay then....
Boxxy: ... *holds up a mirror* D: MY EYES!
Daniel: and I thought they looked bad before--
Boxxy: >:U *smacks Daniel*
Daniel: TO THE RVS!
/Flashlight/
Nylee: Daniel is right! I do barely get any li--
Kitty: SHHHH. I’m trying to relax
Nylee: e_e
Bradley: What do 你 think Danny means 由 a joke-off?
Cassie: Maybe we all have to come up with awesome jokes...
Bradley: Oh...I sure hope we don’t...
Cassie: Why not? :/
Bradley: I am not funny ._. I can’t make a joke for the life of me...
Cassie: Thats not true! You’re funny--
Kitty: LOOKING! *starts to laugh*
Bradley: D: Its my hair isn’t it! *starts playing with his hair* Its so stupid...*quietly mumbles things*
Cassie: You’re hair is fine! c:
Bradley: …
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Confessional:
Bradley: ...Cassie is so nice... *blushes* x3
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/SB/
Veto: IM GONNA POP SOME TAGS
Eddie: ONLY GOT TWENTY DOLLARS IN MY POCKET
Veto: I’M HUNTIN, LOOKIN FOR A COME-UP
Eddie: THIS IS FUCKING AAAAAWEESOME
Gabe: … do 你 guys... always sing when 你 travel?
Eddie: Pretty much yeah... *quietly* 你 do NOT want to see Veto when he is really bored
Veto: I HEARD THAT! I’m not THAT bad..
Eddie: Dude,before 你 laid flat on the floor for over an hour, got up and sat on the 长椅, 沙发 just staring at the wall, then nearly smashed my TV... not that bad?
Veto: shhhhh.
Crindoela: .. When did that creepy bloke get here?
Axel: Creepy guy has a name, and hes been here the whole time!! How amazing!
Eddie: Axel? Why are 你 here?
Axel: Theres no fucking way I’m gonna sit with Luke and Boxxy anymore.
Veto: *starts 唱歌 Inner Ninja*
(why do I think that song 《金装律师》 him? XDMAYBE HIS THEME SONG OMGYES either way CLASSIFIED IS EPICC )
Lana: WHO YA TEXTING?
Axel: *sighs* Kaitlyn.
Lana: WHOS THAT? your giirlfrieeendd?
Axel: >:U PFFT NO! Don’t even say that!
Veto: I LIKE CATS-- wait a second.. WHOS WATCHING KITTY?
Crindoela: Shes in the oth--
Veto: Not that Kitty, my cat Kitty! If Danny and I are here....
Eddie: I’m also here!
Veto: *gets up* WHERES DANNY?!
Axel: *throws his phone across the room*
Veto: *gets hit with the phone* >.<
Axel: Oops..
Valencia: Veto! Are you--
Veto: DA FUCK?! DA FUCK 你 DO THAT FOR?!
Eddie: Dammmnn, 你 one ghetto brit.... 你 KNOW 你 SOUND WONDERFUL WHEN 你 TALK LIKE THAT. IT PLEASES MY EARS.
Axel: Okay then......My bad.
Veto: YOUR BAD? YOUR FUCKING BAD?
Valencia: Veto! >.<
Axel: Jeez, THINK OF THE CHILDREN! *points to Maylene and Teddy* Don’t be cursing man... just...CALM DOWN!
Veto: DA FUCK 你 MEAN CALM DOWN-- ughh I’m just SOOO borrrrreeeeed!!! *lays down on the floor*
Eddie: *turns to the camera* Can 你 just cut to the other RV now 或者 something?
Cameraman: *nods*
/Flashlights/
Kitty: *sits beside Edward* HIYA EDWARD!
Edward: Hi ^^
Kitty: Watchaa doiiin?
Edward: Sketchin’ a picture
Kitty: Looks good!
Edward: ^^ thanks
Kitty: Almost as good as 你 look--
Billy: Did we stop moving?
Autumn: Feels like we did!
Billy: Wait, there is a cook here isn't there?
Autumn: Yeah...I think so...
Billy: Why? We only eat at fast 食物 places 或者 restaurants...
Autumn: ...Thats true...Huh... I guess Danny never thought of that....
Driver: Um... I’ll be back in a minute...*gets up and leaves*
Roxanne: Whats going on?
Autumn: Maybe he forgot something?
Driver: *comes back inside* … Umm... We have a flat tire... We must have hit something sharp...
Kitty: SAVE ME EDWARD! Wait, can I call 你 like... Eddie 或者 something?
Edward: Uh--
Kitty: Okay Eddie!
*knocks on door*
Driver: Uhhhh... C-come in!
Danny: WHY’D 你 STOP!? We’re on a strict schedule
(I spelled schedule wrong and it corrected to seagull o_o damn i laughed WAAYY too hard )
Driver: Flat tire!
Danny: Oh... Um... How far until one of those places where 你 can get one??
Billy: 你 mean... 你 didn’t bring any spares?
Danny: Shut up!
Driver: A long way to go...
Danny: Where are we anyways...
(I’m aware this whole concept doesn’t make very much sense BUT oh well..)
Driver: I think we’re in France...
Danny: Well.. I’ll go make the others stop and we’ll stop in France!
/SB/
Veto: WE STOPPED MOOVING
Axel: 你 DON’T SAY!
Veto: OH SHUT UP
Danny: *walks inside* BONJOUR!
Lana: HOLA!
Danny: Non... We stopped in France!
Eddie: Ewww... That means Frenchies.
Danny: Ew? Anyways, so …. I’m pretty sure we’re in Paris.. cause the tower thingy is just over there
Veto: *put his face up against a window* WOW! thats so cool....VALVALVALVALVAL ISN’T THAT SO COOL? :D
Valencia: Its wonderful ^^
Danny: Yeah... Lets all go outside and we’ll think of some sort of challenge!
Gabe: ...But this isn’t Berlin..
Danny: Yeahh..about that.... the other RV got a flat tire … I think he ran over some glass 或者 something...So maybe next...whatever we’ll be there!
/outside/
Roxanne: Is the challenge still the same?
Danny: Nope! Its gonna be... hmmm.. something like...GOT IT! Okay.. So its kinda hard to explain...
Eddie: LIKE A PENIS
Danny: *punches Eddies arm* knock it off!
Eddie: KAY.
Danny: Its like... 你 all know how Paris is the city of love--
Veto: in the city of looovvvvvve....
Danny: I swear to god if 你 make another reference I will kill you. Especially another Phineas and Ferb one.
Veto: *does the mouth zipper thing*
Danny: Good! So you’ll all be 分裂, 拆分 into three groups. One group will have to perform FOR the other group. They will be put into small groups of two, 或者 three depending on people... and they will just have to make it through 晚餐 without killing each other 或者 你 know... like ...rape....and their group will be making dinner!
Nylee: We have enough people for that?
Danny: Lets see! SB has 9 people and Flashlight has 10 people...Axel! Once in a lifetime chance here... wanna be a co--
Axel: Nope.
Danny: Luke?
Intern Luke: *looks over at Gabe and evilly smiles* Nope!
Danny: Whatever I tried. .. I GOT THIS FIGURED OUT. *sighs* This challenge is stupid.. Okay! So... Performing for SB will be Valencia and Veto.
Veto: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ...oh shit... BOOOO NO BOOOO NO PREFORMING FOR THIS DUDE.
Danny: Performing for flashlight will be Bradley... Cassie … and I don’t know um... Roxanne!
Bradley: :..yay...
Danny: Making 食物 for SB will be ...Gabe, Luke and Crindoela! and Lily, Autumn and Nylee! So that means, Eddie and Lana, Maylene and Teddy, Amy and Billy, Kitty and Edward will have to pretend couple it up!
Eddie: THIS CHALLENGE IS STUPID
Danny: Last 分钟 challenge... k dude? Calm yourself.
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Confessional:
Kitty: Alone time with SmehEdward! booya!
_
Eddie: Wait a second... *slowly looks up at the camera and slightly blushes*
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Veto: HAHAHAHAHA. Yeeeeesssssss... *punches Eddie in the arm*
Eddie: Shut up. e_e
Danny: 你 guys ready for this stupid challenge?
Kitty: BRING IT ON!
Danny: Okay...
/behind stage. SB half/
Veto: DUDE-- Val, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
Valencia: 你 could sing... and I could dance!
Veto: … WHAT SOONNNG?
Valencia: Um.. Whats one 你 know really well?
Veto: ANYTHING 由 NICKI MINAJ, but... Heh... thats not...really something...I should...
Valencia: …
Veto: Uhh...
Daniel: 1 MINUTE--
Veto: poop.
Valencia: Just go with that then! I mean like, just don’t pick any horribly dirty songs XD
Veto: KAY. WAIT NO ...Okay... Panicking, don’t mind me *starts running around in circles*
Valencia: … 你 okay?
Veto: No not really, I’M GOING TO DIIIEEE
/Flashlights/
Bradley: … What are we gonna do?
Roxanne: I could sing--
Cassie: We could act something out...
Roxanne: ...or we could sing...
Bradley: … I can’t sing...
Cassie: *gasps* I got an idea!
Roxanne: Share!
/IN DA KITCHEN...oh my god...I just realized I put all girls for Flashlight in the kitchen... XDD OOPS/
Gabe: … can any of 你 guys cook?
Crindoela: …
Luke: …
Gabe: *sighs* Alright...
Danny: *walks in* CHANGE OF PLANS! The OPPOSITE team will have to eat your food... hows that?
Nylee: Fine.
Gabe: ...oh fu--
Autumn: … and this is when the cook would come in handy...
Marcus: SAY WHAT? I’d c-come in h-handy c’: WELL THATS GOOD! Cause I’m here to help 你 losers out! C’MON TEAM 你 GUYS SUCK AKA SLEEPING BAG
Gabe: Losers?
Marcus: Well yeah. If I was in this stupid show, I would win the million
Nylee: Thats good that you’re not in it then, because I’m going to win
Gabe: GUYS! 你 all know I have this in the bag
/in the place where the tables are/
Kitty: Eddie say something its all quiet!
Edward: Uhh...
Lana: *pokes Eddie* Edward 你 say something!
Eddie: … Wait a second... did 你 just call him Eddie?
Edward: And him Edward?
Kitty: Yeah....
Lana: OHMYGOSSSHHH!
Eddie: This will be confusing--
Edward: Yeah...
Kitty: … Um....Lets go over here, Eddie.*pulls Edward over to the other side of the place....*
Eddie: *quietly* take me with 你 ... *turns to Lana* Uhh... Hi...Lana....
Lana: HI EDWARD! :D
Eddie: ….Uhhh.... Hows.. um..Life...? ^^’’
//
Billy: Soo... Amy...
Amy: … Yeah?
Billy: … Hows it going?
Amy: Good... how about... you?
Billy: Fine...
//
Maylene: LET GO!
Teddy: NO!
Maylene: I JUST FIXED HER! LET HER GO!
Teddy: NOOO!
Eddie: SHUT UP OVER THERE!
Teddy: NO!
Maylene: MIINE! *tries to grab the stuffed bunny*
Teddy: *runs away with the bunny*
Maylene: *sits on the floor*
Eddie: I SWEAR TO GOD IF 你 START TO CRY--
Maylene: *sniffs*
pfftyh
/at the part where they're about to perform/
Veto: DU- Val, I’M SCARED! D:
Valencia: Don’t be! c: Its only Edd--
Veto: THATS WHY I’M SCARED! Mostly...
Valencia: … of Eddie?
Veto: Well, yeah sorta--BUT NO! Everything has to go reaaaaaaally well for them.
Valencia: …
Veto: And not so we win.
Valencia: …
Veto: … so maybe if everything goes well... *says really fast* they’ll realize that they’re totally perfect for each other, go out for like..2 years, get married, have 2 kids named Eddie Jr and Flinn, but Lana will have a miscarriage at one point,later get a divorce because Eddie is a cheating man-whore . Then Eddie will come over my -- 或者 our --whoever's house where Eddie will come to me and then realize that hes made a huge mistake, they’ll get back together and eventually die happily together! *takes a deep breath and smiles*
Valencia: …*laughs* Wow...
Veto: ... I have too much spare time
Danny: Go dance 或者 whatever now!
Veto: FINE
//Kitchen//
Marcus: NO 你 IDIOT! 你 don’t add the 面包 crumbs yet!
Luke: But Crindoe--
Marcus: IGNORE HER! LISTEN TO MEEEE!
Luke: Okay! Okay!
Gabe: *quietly* this is crazy...
Crindoela: *nods and continues ...stirring some sort of soup?*
~
Nylee: Can 你 pass me the flour, please?
Lily: *nods and hands her the flour*
Autumn: 由 the sound of it, we’re doing really well compared to the other team!
Nylee: Much 更多 organized. Plus we know what we’re doing.
Autumn: Yeah! We got this in the bag!
--
*dining room?*
Kitty: SOOO! Eddie!
Edward: Soo Kitty!
Kitty: Can I tell 你 something..?
Edward: Of course
Kitty: I don’t really know how to say this... but..um... Whenever I’m around you... I--
Roxanne: Hi guys! I’ll be 唱歌 for 你 all, and Bradley and Cassie will be 表演 out some sort of play!
Billy: KAY!
Edward: Kitty?
Kitty: *smiles ..faintly* ... never mind...
Roxanne: *starts to sing something*
*after that team preformes*
Maylene: STOP IT!
Teddy: NO!
Eddie: I’m going to kill them--
Veto: SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP 你 BASTARD. Hi. I’m going to sing.......something and Valencia will dance 或者 whatever she 说 earlier. okay? okay.
/ after fooood./
Kitty: That was pretty gross!
Edward: Yeah.... what was that anyways?
Kitty: I think it was ham but it was really crunchy!
Luke: … it was chicken...
Billy: … that was chicken?
Luke: … yeah.... Marcus wasn't much of a help....
Danny: Sleeping Bags,, what’d 你 think of your food?
Maylene: *two thumbs up*
Teddy: Not enough chocolate! But okay!
Lana: It was yummmyyy!
Eddie: Well.. 你 know... Hhmmm....I guess I might even be able to consider it as FUCKING AWWWWWWESOMEEE
Daniel* nods* Alright... Alright... What about the performances?
Billy: Valencia and Veto did great!
Eddie: TRUE but… I have no fucking clue what the hell Bradley and Cassie and that other 婊子, 子 we’re doing up there.
(wait, there are probably a few mistakes up there that I can’t be bothered to fix right now, but the teams had to perform in front of both teams..since they’re in the same place just different sides...)
Roxanne: … Its... Roxanne...
Eddie: No,you’re other bitch.
Roxanne: No! I’m Roxanne!
Eddie: Other bitch.
Roxanne: Stop it!
Eddie: I’m just playin’ giiirrlll. staph being so serious
Roxanne: I don’t like being called that ._.
Danny: ...other people feel like talking?
Lana: OH I WILL! I think Roxannes voice was well, and Cassie did fine, and Bradley did okay...except for the fact that his face was redder than his hair XD
Bradley: o///o *coughs* So we ...did ...w-well...
Danny: Maylene? Teddy? Amy?
Amy: both were...lovely ^^
Teddy: Nawwh! I didn’t like that ones singing.
Roxanne: Aww :c
Danny: Soo... 由 the looks of it only Teddy and Maylene actually had a small fight...Sleeping Bags chicken thing was a fail, but the performance was excellent
Veto: *pokes Valencias cheek* Yeah. Excellent :3
Danny: And...No one on flashlight had a fight or...rape... and the 食物 was wonderful but the performance sucked? *strokes chin* Well 你 all know what that means....
Kitty: *hugs Edward* We won!
Eddie: *knocks a vase off a table* Grr. Me angry.
Danny: Um.. Okay then... So, SB 你 guys gotta vote someone off!
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Eddie: 婊子, 子 I ain’t wanna vote noone off. I like my team c: Well.. maybe not all of them...... *shrugs and leaves*
Veto: ...Uhhh.... Eddie is my friend so no, Valencia is my girlfriend, so no. Crinpy is cool, so no... Lana belongs with Eddie so no... Teddy is alright.. so no... Maylene is adorable so no... Luke is too legit so no... and... GABE! YEAH! he scares the shit outta me... *votes Gabe* OH SHIT NO! *tries to wipe the card off* ohgod ;-; why the fu- Nawh, I’ll just keep quiet. We’re cool, he won't mind...
vetotalkstomuchiwonderwherehegetsthatfromnotmethatsforsure. >.>
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你 KNOW THE DRILL
HANDS UP CASH OUT
does anyone even remember that 显示 XD?
Confessionals,
Advice,
and all that fun stuff in the 评论 :D
So I guess its pretty obvious on where they're going 下一个 episode..
but about the idea from twitdrama
I shall be using that place
but when they're less people cause my idea wont work for a big group XD
but yeah :P
sorry for all my randomositiy XD
I'm weeeeeeird
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Losing Team:
Team Sleeping Bag (SB)
Eddie
Crindoela
Valencia
Teddy
Maylene
Lana
Veto
Luke
Crystal
Gabe
Winning Team:
Team Flashlight (TF)
Cassie
Bradley
Nylee
Amy
Billy
Mariam
Autumn
Kitty
Roxanne
Edward
Lily
Kenya-pretty girl rock 由 Keri hilson
Nightwing-baby 由 Justin bieber
Noel-fed up 由 DJ khaled
Ariana-bad girl 由 dainty Kane
Bubbles- 芭比娃娃 girl 由 aqua
Lexi-stupid girls 由 pink
Nightstar-fucking perfect 由 pink
Nightlight-blow 由 凯莎
Nightmare-monster 由 Kanye west
Noah-i feel like dying 由 Lil Wayne
Sinto-whats wrong with them 由 Lil Wayne
Bones-cricketz 由 new boyz
Lexis-black and yellow remix 由 wiz kalifa
Sweeney-no 爱情 由 lil wanye
Alejandrina- im too cool
Korea- gansta 由 50 cent
Indian and India-drop the world
哥特式 and Miami-whos that guy
Nicki-bad girl
Corabella and Lady-raining men 由 Rhianna
Lizzy- we are sisters 由 cheetah girls
Demon- me against the world
November-bad girl
Alejandra-im a flirt 由 r kelly
Chocolate- work it 由 missy elliot
Kebella- im just a kid
Candace- baby
Nightwing-baby 由 Justin bieber
Noel-fed up 由 DJ khaled
Ariana-bad girl 由 dainty Kane
Bubbles- 芭比娃娃 girl 由 aqua
Lexi-stupid girls 由 pink
Nightstar-fucking perfect 由 pink
Nightlight-blow 由 凯莎
Nightmare-monster 由 Kanye west
Noah-i feel like dying 由 Lil Wayne
Sinto-whats wrong with them 由 Lil Wayne
Bones-cricketz 由 new boyz
Lexis-black and yellow remix 由 wiz kalifa
Sweeney-no 爱情 由 lil wanye
Alejandrina- im too cool
Korea- gansta 由 50 cent
Indian and India-drop the world
哥特式 and Miami-whos that guy
Nicki-bad girl
Corabella and Lady-raining men 由 Rhianna
Lizzy- we are sisters 由 cheetah girls
Demon- me against the world
November-bad girl
Alejandra-im a flirt 由 r kelly
Chocolate- work it 由 missy elliot
Kebella- im just a kid
Candace- baby
Alexis Kristen Lily Gomez
Luca. (Will be drawing him soon. ^^;)
full names:Kenya nija george and Noel alejandro ashworth
age:13 and 14
birthdate: nov 14 97 and dec 15 96
horoscope: scorpio and sagittarius
birthstone:topaz and blue zircon
最喜爱的 animal: pig and pitbull (dog)
fav school subject: lunch and Gym
fav color:both black and purple
fav food: chicken and turkey
2nd fav food:cake
personality: Kenya is a shy gentle and sweet kind of girl while Noel is dangerous careless and bad kind of boy
likes: Kenya likes 动物 and chilling with her cousins while Noel likes pitbulls and hanging out with duncan
dislikes: both dislikes heather and courtney keep saying cit
crush: Kenya likes DJ while her bi cousin Noel likes Trent
sexuality: Kenya is straight while Noel is bisexually
bio: both are born in new york city Noel spend time in jail while Kenya help prison people with problems
desc: Kenya is brown with long brown hair and brown eyes while Noel is light skin with a 情绪硬核 style black hair
age:13 and 14
birthdate: nov 14 97 and dec 15 96
horoscope: scorpio and sagittarius
birthstone:topaz and blue zircon
最喜爱的 animal: pig and pitbull (dog)
fav school subject: lunch and Gym
fav color:both black and purple
fav food: chicken and turkey
2nd fav food:cake
personality: Kenya is a shy gentle and sweet kind of girl while Noel is dangerous careless and bad kind of boy
likes: Kenya likes 动物 and chilling with her cousins while Noel likes pitbulls and hanging out with duncan
dislikes: both dislikes heather and courtney keep saying cit
crush: Kenya likes DJ while her bi cousin Noel likes Trent
sexuality: Kenya is straight while Noel is bisexually
bio: both are born in new york city Noel spend time in jail while Kenya help prison people with problems
desc: Kenya is brown with long brown hair and brown eyes while Noel is light skin with a 情绪硬核 style black hair
