Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama YOLO! Right now our campers are getting ready for the Battle of the Arts show!
Forrest: I hope they do good!
Chris: I wouldn’t hold your breath :P.
Forrest: Why? I’m sure they will do fine!
Chris: We’ll see ;D. First up is Danny!
Danny: **walks on stage with Ukulele** This is for Timothy :3. **starts playing I 爱情 你 5 由 NeverShoutNever!**
Timothy: ^/////////^ ~~~~.
Riley: :D !!!! HOW SWEET!!!
Lia: That is too cute!!!
Chris: Awww…romantic ;P.
Danny: **Finishes song**
Forrest: I give it…8/10 :D. Good job, Danny!
Danny: Fank 红豆杉 :3. **walks off**
Chris: I’d give him a 10…anyway, 下一个 up is Marissa!
Marissa: >o<. **goes on stage and looks at the audience**
Wyatt: **gives her a thumbs up and smiles at her** :D.
Marissa: **shakily starts 唱歌 摩天大楼 由 Demi Lovato** **shuts eyes and starts 唱歌 less shaky and sings stronger**
Wyatt: GO MARISSA! :D
Lia: Wow, Marissa is really good!
Danny: Alright, Marissa! :DDD.
Marissa: **finishes and blushes like crazy**
Forrest. I give that a 10! Good job! :DD.
Marissa: T-Thank you…**walks off stage**
Wyatt: **hugs Marissa** I knew 你 could do it! It took a lot of nerve to sing, I know.
Marissa: Thank you, Wyatt…**hugs him tight**
Wyatt: Anytime ^-^.
Chris: …Next is Lia!
Lia: Oh gosh…Madelyn, I am so nervous >o<.
Madelyn: You’ll do fine! ^-^. Go!
Lia: **goes on stage and starts dancing**
Forrest: **observes**
Madelyn: She looks really nervous.
Riley: Poor thing. It must be nerve wrecking up there. D:. I am nervous now!
Madelyn: Me too >.<.
Lia: **finishes strong**
Forrest: I give it a 7. It was shaky, love. But at the end, it was fabulous!
Lia: Thank you! **rushes off stage** A seven!!! I am so going 首页 tonight.
Chris: 下一个 up is Joey.
Joey: **steps on stage** I am going to be playing a riff I made up myself on my guitar.
Forrest: Alright, 显示 me what 你 got.
Joey: **starts playing guitar** **string pops** >n< fuck. That was my last string.
Forrest: I liked it. If your string wouldn’t have broke 你 would have got an eight. But I’m giving 你 a seven.
Joey: ‘Kay. **walks off stage** Damn motherfucking string.
Chris: 下一个 is Tyler!
Tyler: **walks on stage** I am going to 显示 你 all how to smoke a cigarette. First, take the cigarette and put it in your mouth. Then, take the lighter and light your cigarette. Look at that! 你 are now smoking!
Forrest: xDD. That was too funny! I’ll give 你 an eight. :P.
Tyler: Thank 你 x3. **walks off stage**
Chris: 下一个 is…um…Madelyn.
Madelyn: I will be tap-dancing for my performance.
Forrest: 显示 me what 你 got!
Madelyn: **begins tap-dancing**
Wyatt: Wow, Madelyn is really good.
Lia: I wish I could have started strong like that. How did Marissa get a 10? She started shaky.
Wyatt: Lia…Marissa did awesome.
Lia: And I did bad…?
Wyatt: No!! 你 did good! It’s just that no one has ever seen Marissa sing 或者 anything. I haven’t known her long, but Tyler was telling me she barely talks.
Lia: I understand…
Wyatt: Don’t be sad. I think 你 did really good. :D.
Lia: Thanks, Wyatt.
Madelyn: **finishes**
Forrest: I’ll give 你 a 9 :D.
Madelyn: Thank you! :D
Chris: Jenny is next!
Jenny: **enters stage** **starts break dancing**
Iris: She is doing great!
Jenny: **burps** >n< Oh no **rushes off stage**
Forrest: What happened?
Madelyn: She is sick.
Forrest: Oh…Um…I liked it…if she would have finished…it would have been 9 but…I’ll say, 7 :P.
Madelyn: Jenny, 你 got a seven.
Jenny: Okay :S.
Chris: Iris is next!
Iris: Oh no…**goes onto stage**
Forrest: What are 你 going to do, hun?
Iris: I am going to recite a poem 由 Robert Frost. **clears throat**
Natures first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief.
So dawn goes down to day
Nothing 金牌 Can Stay.
Forrest: I 爱情 that poem! 9! :D
Iris: Yay! Thank you!
Chris: Riley! You’re next!
Riley: **sprints on stage with a guitar** Ready? I am going to be playing…um…Through The 火, 消防 And Flames! :D. Well, just the first 3 分钟 :P. That song is really long!
Forrest: Go ahead! :D.
Riley: **starts playing**
Wyatt: **watches** :D Go Riley~~~!
Lia: She is doing great!
Iris: Yeah!
Noah: I still don’t know what I’m going to do…
Iris: Um…You read books…Write a poem 或者 something ^-^.
Noah: Okay.
Riley: **finishes**
Forrest: 9.4, 你 messed up on the middle riff…
Riley: I know. 3:.
Forrest: BUT OTHER THAN THAT 你 DID GREAT! :D.
Riley: Thank yew:3.
Chris: 下一个 up…Timothy!
Timothy: **enters and sits at the piano** Okay…Um, I made this song up. It’s a slow song, but to me, its like my feelings on the piano…when I’m with him…I feel happy. This song describes my feelings before him…so…I hope 你 like it…**starts playing piano**
Wyatt and Girls: >U< THAT IS TOO CUTE!!!!!!
Danny: ^/////^ ~~~~.
Forrest: **gets tears in his eyes [xD, wimp]**
Chris: AW. How sweet! :D.
Timothy: **finishes** T-Thank you.
Forrest: I give 你 a 10. <3. Bravo~~.
Timothy: Thank you. **walks off stage**
Danny: Timothy…
Timothy: Did 你 not like it…?
Danny: No. I LOVED IT!! >U<. **hugs him so tight** I 爱情 you~~~~.
Timothy: **laughs** I 爱情 你 too.
Danny: **kisses him all over**
Timothy: **blushes like crazy**
Wyatt: Um…Good job, Timothy!
Timothy: Thanks. **puts his arms around Danny’s neck and crushes his lips to Danny’s**
Wyatt: …Okay…**walks off**
Danny: Why don’t 你 be jealous 更多 often? x3.
Timothy: **giggles** Let’s go watch Noah.
Chris: Noah, 你 mean to tell me that 你 didn’t come up with anything?
Noah: Well…There is a poem that I wanted to read.
Chris: Okay. Go.
Noah: **takes a deep breath**
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire,
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
Forrest: I 爱情 that poem…8.
Noah: Sweet. **walks off**
Chris: Last but not least, Wyatt!
All: **cheer**
Wyatt: **starts playing Pirates of the Caribbean song**
Forrest: O:.
Chris: O:.
Danny: O:.
Timothy: >_>.
Girls: :D !!! **faint [loljk]**
Tyler: DAMN RIGHT! 你 显示 THEM, WYATT!
Wyatt: **finishes**
Forrest: 10.
Wyatt: WOOT! :D.
Chris: Elimination time ;D.
Chris: The final two tonight are Joey and Jenny. Who will go home? Who will stay another 日 on this shitty island? The camper that is 安全 is…Joey.
Jenny: I figured. Bye, 你 gaiz.
Joey: Bai, Jenny :c.
Jenny: **kisses Joey goodbye** Byee~~.
Chris: THAT WAS SO INTENSE!
Forrest: Yes, it was.
Chris: 你 know what else is? ;3.
Forrest: C-Chris…the camera is still on!
Chris: Shit. **shuts it off**
**girls cabin**
Lia: I’m glad that Chris built new cabins.
Madelyn: Me too.
Iris: It’s sad that Jenny is gone…
Riley: Yeah. It really is.
Marissa: **sighs**.
Iris: What’s wrong, Marissa?
Marissa: I just…miss Bryce…
Riley: Awww~~~. **hugs**
Marissa: /:.
**Boys Cabin**
Tyler: About time Chris built a new cabin.
Wyatt: What happened to the original ones?
Timothy: **kinda snottily** He burned them.
Wyatt: Oh…
Danny: **quietly to Timothy** Darling, be nice. **spanks him lightly**
Timothy: **blushes insanely red** O//////O.
Joey: What is up with Timothy?
Timothy: **snuggles up to Danny** Oh…nothing…
Danny: He is just a little horny is all.
Timothy: Danny…
Wyatt: xDD.
Noah: I’m going to bed. >.<
Comment! :D.
Forrest: I hope they do good!
Chris: I wouldn’t hold your breath :P.
Forrest: Why? I’m sure they will do fine!
Chris: We’ll see ;D. First up is Danny!
Danny: **walks on stage with Ukulele** This is for Timothy :3. **starts playing I 爱情 你 5 由 NeverShoutNever!**
Timothy: ^/////////^ ~~~~.
Riley: :D !!!! HOW SWEET!!!
Lia: That is too cute!!!
Chris: Awww…romantic ;P.
Danny: **Finishes song**
Forrest: I give it…8/10 :D. Good job, Danny!
Danny: Fank 红豆杉 :3. **walks off**
Chris: I’d give him a 10…anyway, 下一个 up is Marissa!
Marissa: >o<. **goes on stage and looks at the audience**
Wyatt: **gives her a thumbs up and smiles at her** :D.
Marissa: **shakily starts 唱歌 摩天大楼 由 Demi Lovato** **shuts eyes and starts 唱歌 less shaky and sings stronger**
Wyatt: GO MARISSA! :D
Lia: Wow, Marissa is really good!
Danny: Alright, Marissa! :DDD.
Marissa: **finishes and blushes like crazy**
Forrest. I give that a 10! Good job! :DD.
Marissa: T-Thank you…**walks off stage**
Wyatt: **hugs Marissa** I knew 你 could do it! It took a lot of nerve to sing, I know.
Marissa: Thank you, Wyatt…**hugs him tight**
Wyatt: Anytime ^-^.
Chris: …Next is Lia!
Lia: Oh gosh…Madelyn, I am so nervous >o<.
Madelyn: You’ll do fine! ^-^. Go!
Lia: **goes on stage and starts dancing**
Forrest: **observes**
Madelyn: She looks really nervous.
Riley: Poor thing. It must be nerve wrecking up there. D:. I am nervous now!
Madelyn: Me too >.<.
Lia: **finishes strong**
Forrest: I give it a 7. It was shaky, love. But at the end, it was fabulous!
Lia: Thank you! **rushes off stage** A seven!!! I am so going 首页 tonight.
Chris: 下一个 up is Joey.
Joey: **steps on stage** I am going to be playing a riff I made up myself on my guitar.
Forrest: Alright, 显示 me what 你 got.
Joey: **starts playing guitar** **string pops** >n< fuck. That was my last string.
Forrest: I liked it. If your string wouldn’t have broke 你 would have got an eight. But I’m giving 你 a seven.
Joey: ‘Kay. **walks off stage** Damn motherfucking string.
Chris: 下一个 is Tyler!
Tyler: **walks on stage** I am going to 显示 你 all how to smoke a cigarette. First, take the cigarette and put it in your mouth. Then, take the lighter and light your cigarette. Look at that! 你 are now smoking!
Forrest: xDD. That was too funny! I’ll give 你 an eight. :P.
Tyler: Thank 你 x3. **walks off stage**
Chris: 下一个 is…um…Madelyn.
Madelyn: I will be tap-dancing for my performance.
Forrest: 显示 me what 你 got!
Madelyn: **begins tap-dancing**
Wyatt: Wow, Madelyn is really good.
Lia: I wish I could have started strong like that. How did Marissa get a 10? She started shaky.
Wyatt: Lia…Marissa did awesome.
Lia: And I did bad…?
Wyatt: No!! 你 did good! It’s just that no one has ever seen Marissa sing 或者 anything. I haven’t known her long, but Tyler was telling me she barely talks.
Lia: I understand…
Wyatt: Don’t be sad. I think 你 did really good. :D.
Lia: Thanks, Wyatt.
Madelyn: **finishes**
Forrest: I’ll give 你 a 9 :D.
Madelyn: Thank you! :D
Chris: Jenny is next!
Jenny: **enters stage** **starts break dancing**
Iris: She is doing great!
Jenny: **burps** >n< Oh no **rushes off stage**
Forrest: What happened?
Madelyn: She is sick.
Forrest: Oh…Um…I liked it…if she would have finished…it would have been 9 but…I’ll say, 7 :P.
Madelyn: Jenny, 你 got a seven.
Jenny: Okay :S.
Chris: Iris is next!
Iris: Oh no…**goes onto stage**
Forrest: What are 你 going to do, hun?
Iris: I am going to recite a poem 由 Robert Frost. **clears throat**
Natures first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief.
So dawn goes down to day
Nothing 金牌 Can Stay.
Forrest: I 爱情 that poem! 9! :D
Iris: Yay! Thank you!
Chris: Riley! You’re next!
Riley: **sprints on stage with a guitar** Ready? I am going to be playing…um…Through The 火, 消防 And Flames! :D. Well, just the first 3 分钟 :P. That song is really long!
Forrest: Go ahead! :D.
Riley: **starts playing**
Wyatt: **watches** :D Go Riley~~~!
Lia: She is doing great!
Iris: Yeah!
Noah: I still don’t know what I’m going to do…
Iris: Um…You read books…Write a poem 或者 something ^-^.
Noah: Okay.
Riley: **finishes**
Forrest: 9.4, 你 messed up on the middle riff…
Riley: I know. 3:.
Forrest: BUT OTHER THAN THAT 你 DID GREAT! :D.
Riley: Thank yew:3.
Chris: 下一个 up…Timothy!
Timothy: **enters and sits at the piano** Okay…Um, I made this song up. It’s a slow song, but to me, its like my feelings on the piano…when I’m with him…I feel happy. This song describes my feelings before him…so…I hope 你 like it…**starts playing piano**
Wyatt and Girls: >U< THAT IS TOO CUTE!!!!!!
Danny: ^/////^ ~~~~.
Forrest: **gets tears in his eyes [xD, wimp]**
Chris: AW. How sweet! :D.
Timothy: **finishes** T-Thank you.
Forrest: I give 你 a 10. <3. Bravo~~.
Timothy: Thank you. **walks off stage**
Danny: Timothy…
Timothy: Did 你 not like it…?
Danny: No. I LOVED IT!! >U<. **hugs him so tight** I 爱情 you~~~~.
Timothy: **laughs** I 爱情 你 too.
Danny: **kisses him all over**
Timothy: **blushes like crazy**
Wyatt: Um…Good job, Timothy!
Timothy: Thanks. **puts his arms around Danny’s neck and crushes his lips to Danny’s**
Wyatt: …Okay…**walks off**
Danny: Why don’t 你 be jealous 更多 often? x3.
Timothy: **giggles** Let’s go watch Noah.
Chris: Noah, 你 mean to tell me that 你 didn’t come up with anything?
Noah: Well…There is a poem that I wanted to read.
Chris: Okay. Go.
Noah: **takes a deep breath**
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire,
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
Forrest: I 爱情 that poem…8.
Noah: Sweet. **walks off**
Chris: Last but not least, Wyatt!
All: **cheer**
Wyatt: **starts playing Pirates of the Caribbean song**
Forrest: O:.
Chris: O:.
Danny: O:.
Timothy: >_>.
Girls: :D !!! **faint [loljk]**
Tyler: DAMN RIGHT! 你 显示 THEM, WYATT!
Wyatt: **finishes**
Forrest: 10.
Wyatt: WOOT! :D.
Chris: Elimination time ;D.
Chris: The final two tonight are Joey and Jenny. Who will go home? Who will stay another 日 on this shitty island? The camper that is 安全 is…Joey.
Jenny: I figured. Bye, 你 gaiz.
Joey: Bai, Jenny :c.
Jenny: **kisses Joey goodbye** Byee~~.
Chris: THAT WAS SO INTENSE!
Forrest: Yes, it was.
Chris: 你 know what else is? ;3.
Forrest: C-Chris…the camera is still on!
Chris: Shit. **shuts it off**
**girls cabin**
Lia: I’m glad that Chris built new cabins.
Madelyn: Me too.
Iris: It’s sad that Jenny is gone…
Riley: Yeah. It really is.
Marissa: **sighs**.
Iris: What’s wrong, Marissa?
Marissa: I just…miss Bryce…
Riley: Awww~~~. **hugs**
Marissa: /:.
**Boys Cabin**
Tyler: About time Chris built a new cabin.
Wyatt: What happened to the original ones?
Timothy: **kinda snottily** He burned them.
Wyatt: Oh…
Danny: **quietly to Timothy** Darling, be nice. **spanks him lightly**
Timothy: **blushes insanely red** O//////O.
Joey: What is up with Timothy?
Timothy: **snuggles up to Danny** Oh…nothing…
Danny: He is just a little horny is all.
Timothy: Danny…
Wyatt: xDD.
Noah: I’m going to bed. >.<
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Myria in her TDI style. I know her face sucks, so shut up.
