I know this is probably not helpful at all, but don't 你 guys think the spot 描述 is just a little... boring? I mean, come on! "The band"? Is that the best 你 can come up with? Who made this spot!? I want a word with them. Couldn't 你 have come up with something 更多 creative? Here are some ideas:
I hate everything about you... Why do I 爱情 you?
It's not too late. It's never too late!
I feel so much better, now that you're gone forever.
A Canadian rock band (Not much better, I know)
Let's start a riot!
或者 something like that. Anything is better than just plain "the band". Who's with me? Come on people, let's come up with better ideas! Then we'll all hunt down the creator of the spot and see how we can fix this problem.