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Roanoke Virginia, 7 AM
Norfolk Southern Diesels: *Waiting with a freight train*
Workmen: *Checking the freight cars*
Yard Master: *Watching the Workmen give him the thumbs up* You're clear to go comrades.
Norfolk Southern Diesels: *Pulling a coal train out of the train yard in Roanoke*
SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS
A 粉丝 FICTION FEATURING TALKING TRAINS
NORFOLK & WESTERN
STARRING SEANTHEHEDGEHOG AS LEE BRENT
JEFF & BRYCE THE NORFOLK & WESTERN DIESELS AS THEIR SELVES
DRAGOVICH & JOSH THE NORFOLK SOUTHERN DIESELS AS THEIR SELVES
HANNAH BELLE AS JANET GUNRAY
TOM HIDDLESTON AS BUICK BALTIMORE
AND SIR TOPHAM HATT AS BERNARD MOORE
The song fades away as the beginning occurs in Chatanooga Tennessee.
Lee: *Walking with Bernard*
Bernard: As you're aware, 你 will have several people, and their engines try to stop 你 guys.
Lee: I think we'll be okay. I'll distract the humans, and my diesels will be 更多 than capable of handling the other engines.
Bernard: Very well. This freight train must get through 100% intact. If they find out that we're trying to reopen the Norfolk & Western, they will stop at nothing to shut us down.
Lee: You'll be waiting for us at Norfolk, right?
Bernard: Right. The people there need coal, steel, and oranges.
Lee: How many freight cars?
Bernard: Seven coal cars, six cars of steel, and six refrigerator cars for the oranges.
Lee: Okay. My diesels will have a good run with that load. See 你 in Norfolk.
Bernard: 你 got it. *Gets into a brand new Cadillac, and drives away*
Lee: *Walks back to his house*
Lee's 首页 was right 下一个 to a yard, where Jeff, and Bryce worked.
Lee: *Walks up to Jeff, and Bryce* Okay 你 two, things are going to change for us. If we play our cards right, we can expand our operations, and really restore the Norfolk & Western.
Jeff: Then our objective will be complete.
Bryce: What do we need to do to complete our task?
Lee: CSX is bringing a freight train towards us any 秒 now. Once it arrives, bring it to Norfolk Virginia. We need to get there with everything intact.
Bryce: How much time do we have?
Lee: Three days. With a very short amount of stops for fuel, and filling up the hotboxes with oil, 你 should make it on time.
Bryce: Are 你 riding with us?
Lee: No. I have my own transportation. To distract any humans that chase you, leaving 你 to deal with other engines.
Jeff: Well where is it?
Lee: In my garage. *Walks into the garage*
Jeff: Can't wait to see this.
The front door opened, and out came Lee in a brand new Pontiac Firebird.
Jeff: Whoa!
Bryce: *Laughing* That is some set of wheels 你 got there.
Lee: *Stops 下一个 to them, and gets out* Thanks. Wait here, I think your train will be here soon. *Walks to the other end of the yard*
The CSX diesels that delivered the train for Jeff, and Bryce just uncoupled, and left with forty empty auto racks.
Lee: It's here!
Jeff & Bryce: *Back up to the train, and couple up to it*
Lee: Meet me back at my car for a brief overview of what we're doing.
Jeff: Right. *Pulls the train with Bryce*
They stopped right 下一个 to his car.
Lee: *Gets into his car, and looks at the two diesels* Okay 你 two, 你 know where to go?
Bryce: Norfolk Virginia.
Jeff: To restore the N&W.
Lee: Right. See 你 over there.
Jeff: 你 got it.
Lee: *Starts his car, and revs the engine twice*
Jeff: *Blows his horn twice*
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Lee: *Quickly takes off in his car*
Jeff: *Pulls the train with Bryce*
Lee: *Drifts to the right passing a green traffic light*
Jeff: *Increasing speed as he pulls the train with Bryce*
Lee: *Going over 100 miles an hour*
Jeff: *Passing three steam engines*
Bryce: *Winks at N&W 611, then at NKP 765, then at Southern 4501*
Steam Engines: *Falling in 爱情 with Bryce*
Bryce: Lovely ladies, eh Jeff?
Jeff: Let's focus on steam engines another time. *Passes a railroad crossing*
Lee: *Goes onto a dirt road, and makes a long drift going left*
Jeff: See Lee anywhere?
Bryce: Nope.
Lee: *Goes over a bridge crossing over Jeff, and Bryce's train*
Bryce: There he is.
Lee: *Turns right, and goes parallel to Jeff, and Bryce*
Bryce: Hey, how fast does that thing go?
Lee: Over 200. I don't know the exact speed yet, but I've gone pretty fast in this car. What's your 最佳, 返回页首 speed 你 two?
Jeff: With this train, and the condition of the tracks, probably 65.
Man: *Having a picnic with his wife, son, and daughter. He sees Jeff, and Bryce pulling their train with Lee driving alongside them*
Honda Guy: *Driving up 下一个 to Lee* 嘿 showoff! 你 think that car of yours is hot stuff?
Lee: Yes, and so are my two diesels.
Honda Guy: *Looks at Jeff, and Bryce* They're your diesels?!
Lee: Yeah! We're reopening the Norfolk & Western line.
Honda Guy: Whatever, I came here to race you. 你 in?
Lee: You're out. *Floors it* Enjoy the 显示 你 two!
Jeff & Bryce: *Watching the Honda guy lose to Lee*
Honda Guy: *Going 75 miles an hour*
Lee: *Going over 130*
Honda Guy: Why did I buy a Fit?! *His car brakes down, and he pulls over, hitting a tree. Then all of the tires go flat*
Jeff & Bryce: *Laughing*
Lee: *Drifts right as he passes a railroad crossing, and drives on the right side of the tracks*
Jeff & Bryce: *Passing the railroad crossing with their train*
Lee continued driving his car, but the road was moving further from the railroad tracks.
Lee: *Sees a wedding car*
Bride: *Steps in front of Lee*
Lee: *Brakes*
The bride was Janet Gunray. She stepped into Lee's car.
Janet: Floor it!
Bill: *Drives as fast as he can* What was that about?
Janet: Bad marriage.
Bill: With who?
Janet: Someone my parents forced me to marry. Take me to the police.
Bill: I'm afraid I can't do that. I need to get to Norfolk Virginia, it's urgent business.
Janet: It'll only take a minute.
Bill: Not enough time ma'am, I can't even waste half a minute.
Janet: You're going 120, I think 你 can spare at least some time to stop at a police station.
Bill: I'm sorry. The only way you're getting to a police station is 由 jumping out of this car, and I'm sure that's not something 你 wanna do.
Janet: *Sighs, sits back, and looks out the front window angrily*
Meanwhile, Norfolk Southern got word about Jeff, and Bryce's train.
NS Employee: *Walking down a hallway with a letter*
Buick: *Stops the employee* What's this? *Takes the letter*
NS Employee: Urgent business sir. Two men, and two diesels are attempting to reopen the Norfolk & Western.
Buick: And where are they?
NS Employee: They just left here sir. They're on their way to Norfolk Virginia.
Buick: They're gonna have to try very hard if they want to escape from me! Buick Baltimore!!
NS Employee: Can I have my letter back?
Buick: Yeah sure. *Give the letter back* Give that to our boss, and tell him I'm going to stop the people trying to reopen the Norfolk & Western.
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Janet: So, what's your urgent business in Norfolk?
Lee: *Sings* We're cargo movin' people. We do it everyday. We 移动 the freight this country needs.
Jeff: Across the USA.
Janet: *Looks at Jeff, then at Bryce*
Lee: Like coal, and steel, and automobiles 你 bet we know the way. We're cargo movin' people. From N&W, Railway.
Janet: How long were they there.
Lee: They were following us on that track for about a mile.
Jeff & Bryce: *Sings* Norfolk & Western. There's no stopping us. Service 你 can count on, from people 你 can trust. When it's cargo moving time it's time to put it on the line! Of Norfolk & Western. There's no stopping us.
Buick: *Takes the record out of the record player, and smashes it* We need a song! Anything better than what we just heard.
Dragovich: Leave it to us comrade. Me, and Josh will defeat those diesels, and 你 follow Lee Brent in your Ford Fusion.
Buick: That's settled then, let's do this. *Drives away in his car*
Josh: If you're an American engine on an American railway, why do 你 have a Russian accent?
Dragovich: Who 说 this railroad is American? It's secretly been run 由 Russian Communists since 1982, and we caused the NS merger. Now we can prove that we're better than the Americans in this country!
The Norfolk Southern diesels sang their own version of Cargo Movin' People while leaving the yards to capture Jeff, and Bryce.
Dragovich: We hate Norfolk & Western, along with CSX, and anyone that likes American Railroads.
Josh: They think they're better than us, but hey, we'll prove them wrong.
Dragovich: Cause we're NS. Norfolk Southern.
Singers: Norfolk Southern. We are Communists. Service 你 can't count on. From people 你 can't trust. When it's cargo moving time it's time to kill the Capitalists, along with CSX, cause we're Norfolk Southern. We are Communists.
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Singers: *On a bus following Jeff, and Bryce* Norfolk & Western. There's no stopping us.
Janet: *Looking at the people*
Singers: Service 你 can count on, from people 你 can trust. When it's cargo moving time it's time to put it on the line! Of Norfolk & Western. There's no stopping us.
Lee was still driving 下一个 to Jeff, and Bryce.
Lee: Okay, the road is starting to 移动 away from your tracks again. Good luck 你 guys.
Jeff: We'll be fine.
Bryce: Just make sure no one follows you.
Buick: *Talks through a loudspeaker* It's too late for that Lee Brent!! Look behind you.
Lee: *Looks back, and sees Buick Baltimore, following him in a red Ford Fusion*
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Lee: Let's see if he likes the dirt roads. *Drifts to the right, onto a dirt road*
Buick: *Follows*
Janet: It's a bit narrow, don't 你 think?
Lee: Nope. *Drifts to the left*
NS Employee: *Driving a Ford truck* Ford rules! We'll catch 你 with our Fords.
Buick: At least go faster 你 imbecile!!
Lee: *Sees a broken bridge* Like flying? I do. *Increases speed*
Janet: AHHH!!!!
Lee: *Jumps the bridge, and makes it across*
NS Employee: *Stops*
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Buick: *Hits the truck, and watches it land in the stream below* 你 fool!! I told 你 to speed up!!!
NS Employee: In a truck?
Buick: 你 had off-road tyres!!!!!
Dragovich, and Josh were heading down the line in hot pursuit.
Dragovich: Okay, so they're out of Chatanooga, but they're not gonna make it to Norfolk.
Josh: They're far ahead of us. How do we stop them?
Dragovich: We'll catch up eventually. They have to stop to fill up the journal boxes on their freight cars with oil while they stop to fuel up. We don't have any journal boxes to worry about with freight cars. We just have to fill up our boxes on our trucks while refueling.
Josh: Okay. That's a good idea.
Knoxville Tennessee.
Jeff & Bryce: *Refueling at a depot*
Jeff: How are the journal boxes on the freight cars?
Worker 73: Just finished filling them up with oil.
Bryce: All of them?
Worker 73: Yep. You're good to go.
Jeff: Thanks. *Blows his horn twice as he departs with Bryce, and their freight train*
Dragovich: *With Josh, they get closer to Jeff, and Bryce* They're on the left track. We need to switch onto their line before they escape.
Josh: I don't see any switches.
Dragovich: Then we'll follow these two until we find one, then couple up to the back of their train. Let's go. *Increasing speed, and actually going faster than Jeff, and Bryce*
Josh: Wait for me.
Bryce: Oh Jeff, we got company.
Jeff: They're on the right track. They won't bother us.
Bryce: What if they switch onto our line, and wreck our train?
Jeff: Along with their selves? They wouldn't be that foolish.
Dragovich: *Sees a switch* I found a switch, but there's too many freight cars on their line.
Josh: We better slow down. *Stops with Dragovich, and waits for the end of the train to pass*
They moved 前锋, 期待 when the whole train passed, but didn't realize the points were against them.
Dragovich: *Goes off the tracks*
Josh: *Pushes Dragovich, and also goes off the tracks*
Dragovich: Way to go Josh.
Josh: It's not my fault. 你 should have taken a better look at the switch.
As Jeff, and Bryce were leaving Knoxville with their freight train, they began to go parallel to the road again.
Jeff: If Lee didn't pass 由 here, I hope he comes 由 soon.
Lee was actually behind Jeff, and Bryce. He, and Janet had to stop for fuel.
Janet: Who was that guy in the red car?
Lee: I wish I knew. 你 don't have to tag along anymore if 你 don't want to, I think the 下一个 police station is-
Janet: But I do want to keep going with you. This is beginning to get exciting.
Lee: 你 sure 你 want to go all the way to Norfolk?
Janet: Positive.
Lee: Okay. Check the tank.
Janet: *Takes the hose out of the tank, and checks to see how much is in the tank* We're full.
Lee: Okay. Wait here while I pay the man inside. *Goes into the gas station*
Janet: *Sits in the driver's seat*
Lee: *At the cash register with two cans of Sprite, and two bags of gummy life savers* I'd like these four items please, and *Gives cashier $30* That's for the gas.
Cashier: *Types numbers into the cash register* Your drinks, and snacks are going to be $5.
Lee: *Gives Cashier a five dollar bill* Bag please.
Cashier: *Hands Lee a plastic bag*
Lee: *Puts the sprites, and gummy life savers into the bag* Thanks a lot. *Walks out with the bag*
When we walked towards his car, he saw Janet getting it started.
Lee: HEY!! *Runs into the car while Janet is driving* What are 你 trying to do? Steal this thing?
Janet: If I wanted to steal it, I would have taken off without you.
Lee: Well what are 你 doing?
Janet: Getting away from the guy who was chasing us earlier.
Lee: *Looks behind him, and sees Buick Baltimore in his Ford Fusion* Can 你 drive as good as me?
Janet: Better.
Lee: That's good. Let's see what 你 got.
Janet: *Drifts left*
Buick: *Follows Janet*
Janet: *Driving towards a football field*
In front of them was a tow truck.
Person 94: I appreciate 你 coming here to tow my car, but 下一个 time, park anywhere else that isn't on the field.
Janet: *Driving towards the tow truck*
Lee: You're gonna get us killed.
Janet: Oh no I won't. *Increases speed, and drives on the ramp at the back of the truck, going through the goal. She lands on a building, drives off of it, and lands on 更多 grass. She drives onto a three lane highway*
Buick: *Stops when he sees Janet driving on the highway* I better take a short cut.
Lee: Sometimes, better isn't always the best thing.
Janet: I 迷失 him, didn't I?
Lee: 你 nearly killed us. It's a miracle 你 didn't even put a scratch on the car. *Sees a sign for Roanoke* Head for Roanoke. 下一个 stop we make, I'm getting back in the driver's seat.
Janet: Okay. *Drives to Roanoke*
anet continued driving. Lee, Janet, Jeff, and Bryce had just exited Knoxville. The 下一个 town they had to get to was Roanoke.
Janet: What's in the bag?
Lee: When we stopped at the gas station, I got us a sprite, and gummy life savers.
Janet: Ooh. I'm starving. Can 你 take over?
Lee: Yeah.
Janet: *Stops on the side of the road*
They got out, and switched seats.
Lee: *Opens a can of sprite, and puts it in the left cup holder* Okay, 你 can put yours in the right cup holder. Let's do this. *Drives*
Buick: *Turns onto their road, and follows from an intersection* I sure am sneaky. That short cut put me directly behind Lee Brent. I have to stop him from getting to Norfolk, but I hope those diesels can stop Jeff, and Bryce.
Lee: *Looks behind him* Will 你 look at that? Our friend in the red fusion doesn't know when to give up. Let's get 下一个 to him, and see what he wants. *Lowers his window, and slows down so that he's on the right side of Buick's car* Hey! Why are 你 following us?
Buick: Because I'm Buick Baltimore!!
Lee: If your name's Buick, how come you're driving a Ford?
Janet: *Giggles*
Lee didn't feel threatened at all. He just kept smiling, even when Buick 说 this.
Buick: Listen to me 你 cocky Yankee! I work for Norfolk Southern, and I will stop at nothing to stop 你 from reopening the Norfolk & Western!
Lee: Anything 你 say pal! *Floors it*
Buick: *Follows*
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Lee: *Driving down the highway*
Buick: *Following Lee*
Lee: For a sedan, he's quick. *Looks up ahead* Aha. A CSX train yard. *Turns left, crossing the other side of the highway, and enters the CSX yard*
Buick: *Follows Lee, hitting a Camry on his way to the yard. He put a massive dent on the right side of the front*
Lee: *Looks ahead* And just as I thought. Trains all over. *Drives 下一个 to a freight train*
Stop the song. A disco instrumental version of Cargo Movin' People is now being played as Lee gets closer to the CSX diesels pulling the train.
CSX 706: Lee Brent! We heard a lot about you.
Lee: Nice to see 你 guys. A Norfolk Southern employee is following us. Wanna play games with him?
CSX 706: 你 bet. We got ten tracks here. Just stay over 90, and 你 can hide anywhere 你 want.
Lee: Okay. *Goes faster than the CSX train*
Buick: *Tries to keep up, but has a tough time keeping control on the stones*
Lee: *Gets on the left side of the train* How much further to Roanoke?!
CSX 706: 180 miles! There's another yard about half a mile down this line, 你 can get out there, and make your way back to Roanoke. The signs will tell 你 which way to go!
Lee: Got it, thanks!
CSX 706: Say hi to Jeff, and Bryce for me.
Lee: Will do!
Buick: *Stops his car* They got away again! *Hits the dashboard with his fist* At this rate, they will make it to Norfolk!
Roanoke, Jeff, and Bryce finally made it. They stopped to refuel, and let workmen fill up the hotboxes on their freight cars.
Bryce: Now we're making progress.
Jeff: The only thing that can stop us now is-
Bryce: *Sees Southern 630 passes with a six car excursion* Hello steam! *Uncouples from the train, and pushes Jeff as he follows 630*
Jeff: Bryce, I told 你 to chase steam engines later. We have an important task to complete.
Bryce: But she has a nice pair of cylinders. Besides the 4501, she's the bustiest lady I've ever seen!
Jeff: Bryce! Just stop! *Brakes*
Meanwhile, with Lee, and Janet.
Janet: *Eating her gummy lifesavers* Can we pull over somewhere for lunch?
Lee: Yeah. If I were you, I'd save the rest of those lifesavers for another time. I was going to save mine for after lunch.
They pulled over at a shiny diner.
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Lee: *Checks his watch*
Janet: 你 should be looking at the menu.
Lee: We got plenty of time until the waitress comes back. We got 40 hours until we have to reach Norfolk.
Janet: Don't worry, we'll make it on time.
Lee: I'm not worried.
Waitress: *Arrives*
Lee: Two mini sliders for me please. Hold the cheese.
Janet: And I'll have a basket of chicken tenders with fries.
Waitress: Coming up. *Gives the two 橙子, 橙色 sodas*
Lee: Perfect. Just what we ordered.
Janet: And it came at the exact same time.
Lee: Now that we got our drinks, let's wait for our food.
They leaned towards each other, and kissed.
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Bryce: *Has Southern 630 trapped in a siding*
Jeff: Come on Bryce, it's not worth it!
Bryce: You're right. You're stuck between me, and the 爱情 of my life. Another time 630. Your tender will be mine. *Leaves with Jeff*
After lunch, Lee, and Janet got out of the restaurant, and back into their car.
Lee: Alright. *Gets into the driver's seat* Time to leave Roanoke behind.
Janet: *Gets in*
Lee: *Starts the car, and floors it out of the parking lot, and heads onto the road for Norfolk*
Dragovich, and Josh got placed back onto the rails.
NS Employee: What happened to you?
Dragovich: We were derailed chasing Jeff, and Bryce.
Josh: They're trying to reopen the Norfolk & Western.
NS Employee: We cannot allow that. We destroyed it 由 creating this railroad, no one can restore it!
Dragovich: We will stop them.
Josh: Yeah. Make way! *Leaves with Dragovich*
Buick Baltimore was getting new tires for his car.
Buick: Hurry up!!
Mechanic: I'm doing everything I can.
Buick: 你 think this is a game?! I have to get out of here right this instant!
Mechanic: Relax buddy. 你 have plenty of time.
Buick: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff, and Bryce were also out of Roanoke, with their freight train.
Bryce: I'll probably never see her again.
Jeff: Take it easy. We'll go back after our trip.
Bryce: We better! A sexy locomotive like her doesn't come around often!
Jeff: Just keep your mind on the job, not 630.
Norfolk, seven miles. This was a sign that Lee, Janet, Jeff, and Bryce passed. It was between the highway, and the train tracks.
Lee: We're almost there 你 two. Keep it up.
Jeff: We have sixteen 分钟 left.
Bryce: We'll be fine.
Janet: *Leans towards Lee, and kisses his cheek* You're doing well.
Lee: Thanks.
A red Ford Fusion was getting closer. He was half a mile behind Lee, and Janet.
Janet: *Hugging Lee*
Lee: *Looks at her for a second, then returns his attention to the road*
Two Norfolk Southern diesels were also half a mile behind Jeff, and Bryce.
Bryce: *Looks back* I see headlights.
Jeff: Let's pick up the pace, and warn Lee.
Bryce: Right.
Jeff: *Increasing speed as he pulls the train, then gets 下一个 to Lee* Lee!!
Lee: What is it?
Jeff: Two diesels on our tail! Are 你 being followed?
Lee: Check behind us.
Janet: *Looks back* I see a red Fusion.
Lee: Yeah. Let's floor it!
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Lee: *Increasing speed*
Jeff & Bryce: *Go faster*
Buick: 你 two know what to do!
Dragovich: Yes sir. *Increases speed with Josh*
Lee: *Drifts off the highway, and goes down a grassy hill*
Janet: *Puts her hands on the roof*
Lee: *Crosses another road*
People: *Stop their cars*
Buick: *About to 交叉, 十字架 the road*
People: *Continue driving their cars again*
Buick: *Honks his horn, and crashes into a Suburban*
People: *Stopping their cars, and honking their horns*
Buick: *Backs up, and passes the Suburban*
Lee: *Goes up another grassy hill, returning to the highway*
Janet: That should get rid of him.
Lee: I hope it did.
Buick: *Gains air as he goes over the hill, landing on the highway*
Dragovich: We're getting closer.
Josh: Let's hope no 更多 switches are in the way.
But there was another switch. As soon as the last freight car on Jeff, and Bryce's train passed it, Dragovich, and Josh saw the points get switched to send them to the left.
Switcherman: Haha!!
Josh: Is this a joke? Everyone is against us!
Dragovich: It seems that way, but we'll still win.
Stop the song
Lee: We got five 更多 miles.
Janet: Buick's still following us.
Lee: Oh, come on. *Looks at Jeff* Guys, I don't think we'll make it with this Buick guy on our tail.
Jeff: Don't back out on us now!
Bryce: Yeah, we're only 4.9 miles away from Norfolk, we can do this!
Lee: Easy for 你 to say. Your enemies are on a track heading away from you.
Dragovich: *Going to the left with Josh* We'll get 你 two 下一个 time!!!!
Jeff: 你 can do it Lee.
Bryce: Don't give up!
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Lee: Who 说 anything about giving up? *Floors it*
Buick: *Following Lee*
Bryce: Yeah!
Jeff: For the N&W!
Lee: I see the exit for Norfolk!! See 你 guys at the yard!!! *Turns right*
Buick: *Turns right*
Jeff: Hope he can lose that guy following him.
Bryce: I hope so too.
They passed a truck with the Norfolk Southern logo on it. As they passed the truck, it spun around, to assist Buick in chasing Lee.
Janet: There's another person chasing us.
Lee: He's far away. Let's just worry about Buick.
Janet: Buick Baltimore.
Lee: 你 can't escape from me! Buick Baltimore!
They both laughed at that.
Buick: I'm gaining on them.
Lee: *Drifts left*
Buick: *Spins out of control, but manages to follow Lee*
Lee: The yard we're trying to get to should be half a mile in front of us.
It was. Jeff, and Bryce stopped there, and were greeted 由 Bernard Moore, standing 下一个 to his Cadillac.
Bernard: Well done 你 two! Where is Lee Brent?
Lee: *Honks his horn twice*
Jeff: Right over there sir.
Lee: *Stops 下一个 to Bernard* We did it!
People: *Running towards the train* Yeah!! We got our coal, steel, and oranges!!
Everything got unloaded from the train, and Lee, and his 老友记 completed their objective.
Bernard: Nicely done 你 three. Who's the lady with you?
Lee: My new girlfriend.
Janet: *Hugs Lee* I joined him in Chatanooga.
Bernard: Well, it's very nice to meet you.
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Buick: *Stops behind Lee, and gets out of his car*
Lee: And here's Buick Baltimore. The guy from Norfolk Southern who's been chasing us for 80% of our journey.
Buick: 你 may have won, but Norfolk Southern will still destroy Norfolk & Western!
Lee: Anything 你 say pal.
Buick: *Walks back to his car*
Lee: I'll tell 你 one thing though Mr. Baltimore, 你 did make this journey fun.
Buick: *Turns around* How so?
Lee: 你 just kept trying to chase us, but 你 never succeeded.
Janet: Yeah.
Bernard: *Looks at a text on his phone* Guys, we gotta go to Jersey City with 100 cars on 12 auto-racks.
Lee: Where are they?
CSX Diesels: *Bringing in the auto-racks* Here 你 go guys. *Leaves the auto-racks for Jeff, and Bryce* A lot of guys from our line quit to 加入 you. They've helped expand the line into Ohio. Don't let them down.
Stop the song
Jeff: We never intend to let anyone down.
Bryce: Unless they're part of Norfolk Southern.
CSX Diesels: We'll take your other train back to Chattanooga for you.
Jeff & Bryce: *Couple up to the auto-racks*
Buick: *Walks back to his car* I'll stop them if it's the last thing I do.
Lee: Bernard, 你 think 你 can get to Jersey City before we do?
Bernard: Let's find out! *Drives his Cadillac*
Lee: *With Janet, driving after him in his Firebird*
Buick: *Gets a flat tire, and can't go forward* NO!!! *Gets out of his car, and runs after them*
Jeff & Bryce: *Taking off with their new train*
Lee: See 你 around Buick Baltimore!
Buick: STOP!!! *Running after them* WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!!
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Everything pauses in place for the end credits
Cast Of Characters
SeanTheHedgehog as Lee Brent
Jeff & Bryce the Norfolk & Western diesels as theirselves
Dragovich & Josh the Norfolk Southern diesels as theirselves
Hannah Belle as Janet Gunray
Sir Topham Hatt as Bernard Moore
Soundtrack
Money: 粉, 粉色 Floyd
Cargo Movin' People: Norfolk & Western
Rooster Tails: Bruno Coon
Nobody Does It Better Instrumental: Marvin Hamlisch
Dark March: GTA Liberty City Stories
The End
This is a work of fiction. Any portrayal of real people 或者 events is purely coincidental.
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from August 28, 2016