Darby! You're older today! WOO!
Btw, This is your card. I was too lazy to get up and buy one.... :)

I've only known 你 for one 年 really and been 老友记 with 你 for one year, but that one 年 was a pretty spiffin' year! I remember walking into science on the first 日 of school and was like, "Hey! I know 你 from somewhere! Imma sit 下一个 to you!" And then me and Manny were trying to see if 你 were gay... (which you're not) and then we started talking about Paramore, and that's where the friendship started! Yay Paramore!

But throughout last year, we learned a lot about each. Some stuff hilarious,...

So, some of 你 know that I have a serious depression problem. I get depressed fairly often, and when I get depressed, there's not much you're gonna be able to do about it. But I don't think I'm ever going to be depressed again.

A couple years ago, some 老友记 of mine started fighting. One started going out with the other, and then they broke up. This broke up the group of 老友记 we'd made during our short stay at middle school. I wasn't going to take sides anytime soon, so I tried to stay 老友记 with both sides. At first, it worked okay, but then they both kinda got away from me. School...

Let me get some things straight first: A 轮毂罩, 轮毂盖, 轮毂 is the plastic covering of a tire on a car. It's a pretty useless thing, but it helps to make the car look better. And I was not high/drunk when I had this dream. (I've never been high 或者 drunk in the first place!)


I wake up, and I see a red 谷仓 in front of me. I'm in a field of trampled 玉米 stalks, and there is 玉米 growing all around me and the barn. I look around, and see a little gap in the growing corn. As I walk through the gap, I quickly realize that it's actually a giant 玉米 maze, so I start just running through it. Every so once in...