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I've been meaning to make an 文章 on this for a while now. As most of 你 know I really don't like the Nick dub and am a big 粉丝 of the 4kids version. Well I might as well share a few of the reasons why.

So the first and biggest reason; the actual dub itself. I think the scrip is kind of cheesy and boring. Where as the 4kids version is littered with jokes that are actually funny ("The 测试 in last month's Teen Witch 说 'What would 你 do if 你 got to take over the whole universe?' I wrote 'You'll find out soon enough, loser,' and sent it in"). And the subtle adult references they slip...

Icy wasn't one to cry, but for about the hundredth time in those few months she let the tears fall, she did so in the privacy of her own room. She didn't quite understand why she was crying herself--and that only made her angrier with herself for exploiting such weakness--she didn't even want the baby. So why? Why was she so upset to hear that, because of her neglect the past few months, the baby may not be born alive. And if it did come out alive that it would probably sustain some mental of physical disability. Icy remembered the doctors mentioning some sort of disease but couldn't recall...

I'm watching an episode of the Winx Club right now (specifically, episode 13) and I'm only in for two 分钟 and I'm cringing so hard at this. I should have prepared myself for this. I don't know why I actually thought it might be good. I didn't finish the sixth season, but to be honest, it wasn't really going anywhere.

Anyway, back to the seventh season. What is wrong with it?? Like, why is the intro so weputthistogetheratthelastminute and what happened to their faces? I literally am so uncomfortable and OH MY GOD, I THINK THEY ALL JUST MOANED. What the actual hell. And they're giggling while...