Hello I'm the Winx-Critic, I remember is so 你 don't have to! Well it looks like the 秒 and third episodes of season six have finally aired. Honestly? I'm not that excited. The first episode was boring and annoying, so I expect nothing but the latter from these two. I would like to thank those who read my review on the first episode at this time. I'm happy that 你 enjoyed it so much, and actually like my ranting, haha. (This is one of the main reasons why I'm still doing these reviews. If I ever putter out, Princess-Flora seems to be reviewing them as well, so check those out!) So without further-ado, let's start this thing.
Well of course we started with the opening--which we will be skipping because it is obnoxious as hell--until we see our first real scene of this episode, Alfea. Ah yes Alfea, how can we not
start off this season being here? (omg Clarice is there. yes please have lines) So we see Bloom and Daphne get off the bus (Bloom why do 你 have luggage. Don't tell me you're staying at your old school. *groans*) with Daphne already starting to 婊子, 子 and moan. Bro, 你 stood up against the Ancestral Witches and Mandragora, I'm pretty sure 你 can handle a few freshman!
We see the two make their way towards the entrance (And, really, "Bloom: omg luk at all da new studentz!1!!" dumb-ass. I'm assuming the ones you're referring to are Alice and Clarice, who have been there since season four. They'd be juniors 由 now ya idgit) After Grizelda bitches at some freshman, Bloom departs from her sister and makes her way inside, where we see--really. They're staying at Alfea again. I'm sorry, but can they not go anywhere else? And they're in their mid-twenties and in their "all powerful" Sirenix. Why do they need to be here.
After we see Kiko make a fool of himself (He's not cute anymore, he's just annoying), we see what the girls have done to make themselves 更多 at home. We see that everyone is there except for Stella, whose whereabouts are made clear when they find a flyer on the ground. They make their way into Stella's room and find that she is upstairs, working on some store 或者 something, I don't know, and I don't really care.
So as she's explaining her store, she changes their outfits and--you know, I just can't anymore. Seeing Tecna in 粉, 粉色 with a little fucking bow in her hair, is really pushing it for me. Like, the only one who looks good is Stella, and she's the one who designed the damn things. They're ugly and make these 20-some-year-old girls look like ten 年 old Catholic School students. Just...just...why?
After all this nonsense, Grizelda walks in and tells the girls to go meet up with Miss Faragonda so they can listen to her announcement. There, Faragonda (Who also got a makeover wtf not cool guys) introduces Daphne to the student body. (Well, those who are in the small classroom) After she's introduced, these tiny 彩虹 lights stream through the windows and we're introduced to one of the biggest fuck ups in history. "oh look, da pixies are back!" HAHA NOPE. Guess who wasn't 流行的 enough to stay for the ride? Yep, 你 guessed it: Tune and Digit! Who needs a pixie 你 fucking bonded with, when 你 can get some obnoxious annoying ones that no one would even know about, unless 你 watched "Pop Pixie"! Ah...this just made me hate this season even more.
Tune & Digit's reaction to being replaced. (Image credit: oblivious15 on deviantART)
After that fucktard with her big poofy brown hair explains to Faragonda that got her something for her hundredth 年 at Alfea (And really Grizelda. How could 你 not
know that was her hundredth year? I'm sure you've worked with her for a considerably amount of time, so how is it that these little pixie-poofs know it, and 你 don't?) They head out into the courtyard where that obnoxious twat who replaced Digit opens the present revealing a 表 with food, everyone in the vicinity soon dancing.
And then we finally
get to Cloudtower. (Thank god, Alfea was starting to piss me off) We hear Griffin (Who sounds...bland) go on about making their new students (Which is hardly any at all) feel welcomed. (omg is that a devil's trap 或者 a pentagram on the floor?) She then asks who would like to 显示 off their powers first, and thus we are introduced to the Silvertongue (AKA Cornelia Funke's characters from the "Inkheart" series who can literally read people and scenarios out of books) rip-off: Selina.
(PRAISE THE LORD SHE AIN'T BRITISH) Selina explains she's from Earth (wow what are you, the millionth new character to say that) and says that her powers lie in 阅读 this raggedy-ass book called the Legendarium. From it, she can read any story from the realm of Magix (Funny, I thought she 说 she was from Earth. How'd she get a hold of that then?) and, get this
--it's a totally
new, mind-blowing ability that has NEVER been used before--she can read characters out of books! *Le gasp* Oh I'm shivering from the originality. So this punk mess releases trolls (Who don't even look like trolls. Trolls are ugly, gross, pale-skinned giants who can't in sunlight 或者 they'll be turned to stone. These are...well, I'll just call em hippies) unto Pixie Village. Oh wow. Pixie Village being destroyed? Eyup. Haven't seen that one before.
We're brought back to Alfea where everyone is still partying, until Ninfea appears as a hologram, telling all the pixies there to return to the village and help stop the hippies. Since this is their business, totally, the Winx transform. (God this lady cannot sing. It's like she's pinching her nose and then
唱歌 the lyrics of the song) They magically arrive at Pixie Village, and try defeating the hippies (Stella even firing beams of sunlight at it which just--defies all logic on these creatures) but they fail miserably, and end up grabbing their "respective" pixies and taking off, leaving the rest to fend for themselves. (lawl see 你 losers later)
We return back to Cloudtower, where Griffin needs to see it to believe it, using her magic eye to see the destruction caused on the village. After seeing this she--wants Selina to stop? What the hell! In season one, she would go on and on about how her students should try and destroy
things, and caused mischief! Now that 你 have this powerful, magical object at your disposal, 你 want her to stop using it and get rid of it? Oh Griffin, what happened to you? So Selina complies and gets rid of the hippies, the pixies mysteriously disappearing as well. Bloom thinks they might have just teleported before she breaks out--hER SENSES. Watch out, we got a bad-ass over here.
Back at Cloudtower, after Selina puts the book away, the Trix finally appear. So they get rid of Griffin pretty easily, turning her into a crow. (If 你 could do that, why didn't 你 turn her into one when 你 first tried to take over the school? 或者 when 你 did it a 秒 time in season three?) Griffin escapes, and Icy explains that they will rule world and yada-yada-yada, the students cheering them on. (Which is rather strange. Usually when they did this, they would be shitting their pants in fear--especially the freshman) So the Trix use their magic and change into their new outfits (via billions of crows...kind of reminds me of either Hitchcock's movie "The Birds" 或者 Kamelot's album "Silverthorn". Either way, I like it)
Caw caw, motherfuckers.
After changing, they use their powers to make the school levitate. (Huh-huh, hence the 下一个 episode's title) Before all the little freshman can make their way out, the Trix stop Selina and manipulate her into agreeing to using the Legendarium.
Back at Alfea, we see the Winx have finally got back, the group running into Griffin as a crow. Layla saves it from falling, and notices that it seems to be trying to tell them something. (really. 你 get that from it crowing. most of the time they just do it to piss people off) No one knows how to understand animals, but Bloom knows someone who can. (oh no i wonder who it could be. the suspense is killing me)
Overall, the episode was okay. I was psyched about the Trix being back, but the season two and other fandom rip-offs have got to stop. (Which probably won't since there were some Lord of the Rings trees creepin about in the trailer) I'm still pretty pissed that they replaced Tune and Digit. That ain't cool yo. Selina is an okay character, but she isn't anything special in my opinion. But...ah well, since this and episode three were aired back-to-back, that is what I will be doing with these reviews. So expect my review on episode three shortly.