Geraldine Granger: 你 were expecting a bloke - beard, bible, bad breath.
David Horton: Yes, that sort of thing.
Geraldine Granger: And instead 你 got a babe with a bob cut and a magnificent bosom.
Alice: 你 can call me Alice.
Geraldine: Right.
Alice: Because it's my name.
David Horton: Owen, this is our new vicar.
Owen Newitt: No it isn't! She's a woman!
Geraldine Granger: Oh! 你 noticed! [Points to breasts] These are such a giveaway, aren't they?!
David Horton: Am I alone on Sundays in preferring not to shake hands with the malodorous creature in the 下一个 pew?
Jim Trott: No no no no... I quite like that bit.
David Horton: Let alone 吻乐队(Kiss) them?
Jim Trott: I 爱情 that bit!
David Horton: We are, for once, all agreed. Songs of Praise is cheapening, shallow and ridiculous,[Turns to Hugo] Isn't it?
Hugo Horton: Oh yes. Very cheapening.
Mrs Cropley: Utterly shallow.
Frank Pickle: Totally ridiculous.
David Horton: Excellent. Well, let's have a vote on this shall we? Anybody in favour of letting the morons from TV land into our church?
[All council members except David raise their hands enthusiastically]
Owen Newitt: He's as doomed as a virgin on a 日期 with Rod Stewart.
David Horton: Now, does anyone have any suggestions for the Gala Night?
Jim: No, no, no, no, yes! I saw this movie the other day: the Full Monty. So 你 just get some music, and I'll take all my clothes off.
David Horton: ...And that would be entertaining?
Jim: You'd certainly get your money's worth. I'll take my truss off and everything.
Jim: "No no no no no no no knowing me. No no no no no no no no knowing you, ah haaa. there is nothing we can do.
David Horton: Item two... The Cattle Show...
Jim: Are we having a Kettle Show?
Owen Newitt: I vote we kill him.
Letitia Cropley: I could poison him. No-one would ever know.
Letitia Cropley: "Care to try one, Mr. Chairman?
David Horton: No thank you. I'd sooner eat my own scrotum, Mrs. Cropley.
Cyril: He's like a young Pavorotti.
Gerry: But thinner.
Owen: And I've got 更多 sheep.
Hugo: Just like the Spice Girls, 耶稣 wants us to tell Him what we want!
Gerry: What we really, really want!
Gerry: What's the capital of France?
Alice: "F!"
David Horton: Yes, that sort of thing.
Geraldine Granger: And instead 你 got a babe with a bob cut and a magnificent bosom.
Alice: 你 can call me Alice.
Geraldine: Right.
Alice: Because it's my name.
David Horton: Owen, this is our new vicar.
Owen Newitt: No it isn't! She's a woman!
Geraldine Granger: Oh! 你 noticed! [Points to breasts] These are such a giveaway, aren't they?!
David Horton: Am I alone on Sundays in preferring not to shake hands with the malodorous creature in the 下一个 pew?
Jim Trott: No no no no... I quite like that bit.
David Horton: Let alone 吻乐队(Kiss) them?
Jim Trott: I 爱情 that bit!
David Horton: We are, for once, all agreed. Songs of Praise is cheapening, shallow and ridiculous,[Turns to Hugo] Isn't it?
Hugo Horton: Oh yes. Very cheapening.
Mrs Cropley: Utterly shallow.
Frank Pickle: Totally ridiculous.
David Horton: Excellent. Well, let's have a vote on this shall we? Anybody in favour of letting the morons from TV land into our church?
[All council members except David raise their hands enthusiastically]
Owen Newitt: He's as doomed as a virgin on a 日期 with Rod Stewart.
David Horton: Now, does anyone have any suggestions for the Gala Night?
Jim: No, no, no, no, yes! I saw this movie the other day: the Full Monty. So 你 just get some music, and I'll take all my clothes off.
David Horton: ...And that would be entertaining?
Jim: You'd certainly get your money's worth. I'll take my truss off and everything.
Jim: "No no no no no no no knowing me. No no no no no no no no knowing you, ah haaa. there is nothing we can do.
David Horton: Item two... The Cattle Show...
Jim: Are we having a Kettle Show?
Owen Newitt: I vote we kill him.
Letitia Cropley: I could poison him. No-one would ever know.
Letitia Cropley: "Care to try one, Mr. Chairman?
David Horton: No thank you. I'd sooner eat my own scrotum, Mrs. Cropley.
Cyril: He's like a young Pavorotti.
Gerry: But thinner.
Owen: And I've got 更多 sheep.
Hugo: Just like the Spice Girls, 耶稣 wants us to tell Him what we want!
Gerry: What we really, really want!
Gerry: What's the capital of France?
Alice: "F!"
I have no idea what it is about this comedy series but I am completely hooked. I have seen every episode at least 20 times each and still manage to 爱情 it just as much with every viewing.
There is a magic that the combination of the characters brings with it to the screen. It had to end and it felt like a personal lose. Is that not bizaar?
Ms French 你 are an unbelievably good comic actor and 你 had the cream of the crop around 你 to make this 显示 so very alive. 你 simply fall in 爱情 with the persona's that they have so skilfully created.
Thank 你 all for giving us this wonderful series.
There is a magic that the combination of the characters brings with it to the screen. It had to end and it felt like a personal lose. Is that not bizaar?
Ms French 你 are an unbelievably good comic actor and 你 had the cream of the crop around 你 to make this 显示 so very alive. 你 simply fall in 爱情 with the persona's that they have so skilfully created.
Thank 你 all for giving us this wonderful series.