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posted by loveam96
Ways to bug/pester/and annoy Klaus!

1.) Bug him about Mikeal.
2.) Call him, Nikki-poo, Nikki, 或者 anything like that.
3.) (before he finds out why he can't make hybrids) pester him on why he can't make hybrids.
4.) make a bet with him that he can't drink as much blood as 你 can.
5.) Write a 爱情 note and say it's from Stefan.
6.) Tell him he needs to go into an insane asylum because he killed all of his family and brings their dead bodies with him.
7.) Tell him he should settle down with a nice wife, he's been around for over a 1000 years 你 would expect he settled down 由 now.
9.) Send him a letter saying it is Mikeal and that 你 are coming after him.
10.) Call him every five 分钟 (using *67 of course) and when he picks up, do heavy breathing in the phone then hang up.
11.) (this is only for the bravest people) Claim that 你 are not afraid of him because 你 have no reason to be because all he is is a mere hybrid.
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“I’m sorry, Stefan, but I have to do this” Rachel plead apologetic.
“Do what? Stefan asked suspicious. Then he felt a sharp pain in his shoulder. Three of Veronica’s minions had snuck op him. Stefan turned around and grabbed the vervain stabber 由 his throat. Stefan snarled and the minions...
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“What are 你 doing here?”
“I wanted to see how Elena’s doing. Caroline 说 she wasn’t feeling very well and then Jeremy told me 你 brought her here” Bonnie explained a little out of breath. “I thought she might like some coffee, but actually I’m not sure she’s allowed to drink it. Well, I guess it doesn’t really matter anymore”
“No, I mean, what are 你 doing here?”...
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“Hi, there” a small voice 说 from the end of the bed.
“Go away” Elena 说 with heavy voice. “I don’t want anyone to see me like this” She added as she tried to dry her eyes.
“I know, which is why I brought this” Caroline 说 secretive and she lifted a bag. She walked towards the bed. “I’m going to make 你 all pretty again. Now, make some room”
Elena...
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“Forgive me for being blunt,” he said. “but 你 look rather unwell”
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The Grill.
Bonnie was sitting at the bar, gazing at a candle, trying to lit it with a candle.
“What are 你 doing?” Veronica asked while she dried glasses.
“Nothing” Bonnie 说 quick and she looked away from the candle.
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Damon had parked his car in front of Ric’s loft and now a mischievous smile was playing around his lips. “You want your 项链 back, don’t you?”
Elena shook her head. “No, I don’t miss it” she said.
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“And...
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“Abominations” Veronica said...
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“Oww, oww, oww” Elena moaned and Derek let go of her.
“You’re going to have to be a lot faster” Derek reproached.
Elena drove the stake in his stomach and he gasped. “Is that fast enough?” Derek nodded and he pulled the stake out. He gave it back to Elena. “Do 你 need blood?” Elena asked.
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