(2)Damon: " I haven't hunted a human in... God, way too long."
(3)Damon: "He's a Gilbert?"
Sheriff Forbes: "Elena's uncle. His name is John, but I call him jackass."
(4)Jeremy: "Why does she hate you?"
John: "We used to sleep together."
Jenna: [throws 食物 at him] "I'm standing right here!"
(5)Damon: "Did 你 know that your uncle's been kickin' it with the Founder's Council?"
Elena: "What?"
Damon: "Yep."
Elena: "Perfect. We'll just add it to the growing 列表 of how everything's falling apart."
(6)Damon: "It is what it is, Elena. The Stefan 你 know is good behavior Stefan, reign it in Stefan, fight against this nature to an annoyingly obsessive level Stefan. But if 你 think there's not another part to this, than 你 have not been paying attention."
Elena: "He is not you. Not even close."
Damon: "Well, he doesn't want to be me. That doesn't mean deep down that he's not..."
(7)Stefan: "Oh God... I shouldn't be here."
Damon: "Come on. Don't be a downer. It's a party for the founding families: that would be us. It would be rude to skip it."
Stefan: "I really liked 你 a whole lot better when 你 hated everybody."
Damon: "Oh, I still do. I just 爱情 that they 爱情 me."
(8)Stefan: "Please dance with your alcoholic vampire boyfriend."
(9)Damon: "Look at his right hand."
Alaric: "Who's?"
Damon: "Town's 最喜爱的 son. Look at his ring."
Alaric: "It looks like mine."
Damon: "Yeah... And that'd be a big coincidence if he didn't just come back from the dead five 分钟 ago. Where the hell did 你 get that ring?"
Alaric: "Isobel, my wife."
Damon: "Who gave birth to Elena, under the medical care of the esteemed Dr. Grayson Gilbert... John's brother."
Alaric: "You think John knew Isobel?"
Damon: "I think John knows a lot of things."
(10)Damon: "We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis."
