Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Son, if 你 really want something in this life, 你 have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go 首页 and spend some quality time with the kids.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.
Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?
你 know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. 你 just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
Lisa, if 你 don't like your job 你 don't strike. 你 just go in every 日 and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
I have loved the Simpsons as long as I can remember. They have always brought laughs and fun to my house. I 爱情 how in every episode it starts out as one thing then turns into something completely different. Homer is so stupid and funny. He is laid back with anger issues. Maggie is always so innocent but it sometimes turns out that was the one that did something horrible, like when she shot Mr.Burns. Bart loves pranks and jokes. Lisa is a vegitarean and cares strongly about the enviorment which makes it the perfect match with Bart. Marge is always concerned about the family and makes a perfect match with Homer.
