2Get a skateboard and practice, practice, practice! Practice when 你 get 首页 from school, on the weekends, and in every spare 分钟 你 get. Try getting help from a person who's really good at it, and be patient. When you're good, teach yourself tricks like jumps and stuff. 滑冰 to school.
3Be mischievous, cheeky and witty. Have smart comebacks to everything, an "innocent" look and voice, and ways of entertaining the class, such as mouthing everything a teacher says in a lecture.
4Don't worry about anything! Just stay calm and cool.
5Say things like "Don't have a cow, man!" and "Ay Caramba! and "Eat my shorts!"
6Watch the Simpsons to get 更多 ideas. Plus, try to know a lot about the actual Bart Simpson.
7Keep a slingshot in your back pocket.
8Have a younger sister who 你 爱情 annoying.If 你 dont,thats OK.
编辑 WarningsIf 你 choose to be mischievous 你 may get in trouble, but hey, that's what Bart's all about, right?
