办公室 Hypothetical Scenario: Dwight asks for Michael's help in winning back the affections of his girlfriend. Which of Michael's suggestions should Dwight try?
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Kidnap her in the middle of the night and take her to Jamaica
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Threaten to jump off the roof of Dunder Mifflin unless she forgives 你
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Take her to Chilis and buy her an awesome blossom
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Let her kill something 你 爱情 to make up for your killing something she loved
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Set her up with an even worse guy so she realizes how good she had it with 你
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Forget about her and focus on your bros. Bros before hos.
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