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posted by ThatDamnLlama
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Top 20 Dwight Schrute Quotes:

1. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
2. I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
3. I don’t care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.
4. I don’t believe you, continue.
5. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also,...
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This is a completely factual and accurate genealogical account of the Schrute family line. It is based on first hand information from Dwight Kurt Schrute, obtained during the filming of a documentary. The names, dates, locations and all other information may be made up, but the rest is the absolute truth.
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Effie Margaret Elderstein was the only child of wealthy German factory owners. She was a quiet and plain young woman, who had many suitors, but little interest in any of them. When...
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posted by greekthegeek
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 Kevin is so awesome he needs tights.
Kevin is so awesome he needs tights.
Okay so we know Kevin as dull,shows no intrest, and has a lack of motovation. But he's AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's even 更多 than that, even if 你 don't know it! He's got a good taste in food, he's got funny jokes, and is very intresting.

You see, Kevin maybe "big" but he's got a good taste in food. In "Office Olympics" he got the most amount of M&M in his/her mouth. Who doesn't 爱情 M&M's?! They're good and chocolatey! He also loves noodles! I know I 爱情 noodles (especially 拉面 Noodles). He also likes do drink (who doesn't besides me?) He also likes Angela's...
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I always considered myself a different kind of girl. Mostly because I always got treated differently, 由 my family, 由 my peers and even my teachers. When I was younger, I always felt like the outsider; the one no one would ever listen to 或者 understand, always ignored, always picked last for a game, ridiculed in anything I 说 and did, with no one ever giving me a chance to 显示 my full potential.

I was the odd one. I was a black sheep. I know a thing 或者 two about how it feels to be the butt of a joke, being at the mercy of those people called “popular” and “normal”. Too bad all those...
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posted by 75Claudia
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Jim: Michael has asked Pam and me to 晚餐 at least 9 times. And every time we’ve been able to get out of it. But I’ve got to give him credit, he got me. Because I’m starting to suspect that there was no assignment from corporate.

That was the first laugh for me. Poor Jim was caught off guard. Michael was very much Michael when he faked the call to corporate. I find it funny that Kevin and Creed seem to buy it without question. lol

This was a great come back episode though I am not sure that I was left wanting 更多 because it was so long since the last episode 或者 because it was such a...
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posted by Snerkie
Right well I like looking at everything online and I stumble upon a lot of clothing and noticed some Office themed ones so thought I'd post for the 粉丝 what I've found :) (I know "That's What She Said" isn't created 由 The Office but it's 说 a lot so yeah)

That's What She Said
Price: $20.95-$22.95
Sizes: Male S-3XL : Female S-XL
Where at: link

That's What She Said
Price: $16.95-$18.45
Sizes: Male S-3XL : Female S-XL
Where at: Snorgtees (link and link)

That's What She Said
Price: $17.99
Sizes: Male S-3XL : Female S-L
Where at: Busted Tees (link and link)

Schrute's Beet Farm
Price:...
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 Jenna Fischer and James Gunn
Jenna Fischer and James Gunn
If 你 are anything like me, 你 were both shocked and upset when 你 heard that Jenna Fischer was seperating from her husband of six years, writer/director James Gunn. The couple released a statement, which was short and simple but revealed multitudes about their relationship. "We have chosen to separate. We are sorry for any pain this causes family and friends. The enthusiasm we have expressed for each other's lives, spirits and careers is real – we have been each other's cheerleader and friend during the past six years and continue to be so now and in the future."

When I began watching...
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posted by lexabuti
It wasn't really established whether 或者 not the insurance agent was 'mafia' 或者 not. He actually seemed like an insurance agent, because when it comes to Dwight, Michael and Andy, they usually can blow a simple solution out of proportion.

The one thing we as people learn over the years is that 你 don't mess with a newlywed couple on their honeymoon, no matter how dire the situation is. I am sure Jim and Pam were well aware that Michael would find a way to interrupt their time away, I think Jim dealt with it the best. Usually when 你 are trying to cut someone off 你 pretend as though 你 are...
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 Looks familiar, right?
Looks familiar, right?
Like most Office fans, I was enthralled 由 the early series chemistry between Jim and Pam. It was a huge part of why I started watching the show. However, since they've started dating, I feel like their relationship has 迷失 some of it's appeal to me. OK, I'll be honest: It's 迷失 all of it's appeal.

I feel like the writers are struggling to keep things interesting. The hint of a marriage proposal mere months after getting them together seems to me like a desperate attempt at creating some kind of drama/suspense in an otherwise drama/suspense-free relationship.

It's a problem that has plagued...
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Rumours have been swirling in the medical world of a new and extremely catching disease: Officeonitis. Cases are popping up around the globe, faster than would be believed possible. Scientists are working frantically for a cure, but so far, none has been found, and numbers of those willing to try are dwindling as 更多 and 更多 succomb to this sickness.

It presents itself in a mild to serious case of obsessive behaviour. Those infected are known to spend hours every 日 on web sites, trying to satisfy their hunger for 更多 Office news. Withdrawal results in daydreaming, the inability to concentrate,...
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I found a song that I think would be great to put along with a 果酱 fanvid. So here it is, along with the lyrics. My suggestions are in parentheses & italics.

Michael Buble - Everything lyrics

You're a falling star, You're the get away car.
You're the line in the sand when I go too far.
You're the swimming pool, on an August day.
And you're the perfect thing to say.

And 你 play it coy, but it's kinda cute.
Ah, When 你 smile at me 你 know exactly what 你 do. (Insert an adorable Pam smile here, possibly followed 由 an adorable Jim smile)
Baby don't pretend, that 你 don't know it's true.
Cause...
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posted by 75Claudia
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I have an activity in mind that I think 你 will all enjoy (TWSS) ... oh yes I am going to keep it up all week ( TWHS)

lol

I am in the midst of making a super cool Office Fandom Vid and I need your help!

I would like to invite 你 all to 加入 the fun.

To participate all 你 need to do is send me through a youtobe link 或者 电子邮箱 me at claudia.bianchi@carter-spencer.com with movie file.

The clip 你 send me should have 你 quoting your fave That's what SHE 说 line!!

Be sure to complete the phrase with the famous That's what SHE said!

I will then mash the clips together with a little movie magic.

So...
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posted by jamfan4
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I am fully aware that chel1395 already wrote an 文章 like this. I thought it was brilliant, so I wanted to write my own. I am not taking credit for her idea in any way, shape, 或者 form. I just thought it was a great one, so I am 写作 my own letter. :)

Dearest The Office,

Until the writers are paid, I will feel an emptiness in my 心 every Thursday. 你 are my 最喜爱的 显示 and have been for a number of years. I want 你 to know that this letter is NOT saying goodbye. I also want 你 to know that I do realize how insane it is to write a letter to a 电视 显示 and its characters. However,...
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posted by jamfan4
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This is a letter I am 写作 to NBC expressing my outrage towards the strike. Please give me your opinions!

Dear NBC Official,

    I am a large supporter of the writers’ strike. I was outraged to find out that such amazing writers as Michael Schur and Mindy Kaling are not being fairly compensated for the episodes 你 post online 或者 put onto DVDs. If incredible shows like The Office and Saturday Night Live are going to suffer, so will your ratings. 粉丝 like me will not watch whatever 你 throw at us.
    I am positive this is not the first letter you...
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Good morning all,


I really wanted to do the right thing 由 the Office writers and the entire 显示 so asked the 问题 - Will boycotting DMI really support the WGA? 或者 will it harm the 显示 if everyone resigned (Would it look like we dont like the show?)

I used every skill Dwight taught me and tracked down 'the office' digital writer.

Okay Dwight didn't really teach me anything useful so I had to ask Gene Stupnitsky (Writer and Producer) who told me who is the Digital Writer and how to contact him (lol)

His reply:

Hi Claudia,

First of all, this doesn't sound silly at all. I'm glad to hear that you're...
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I know this writer's strike is devastating to most 粉丝 of The Office as it means that production for the 4th season has been shut down, but it is important that the writers of such an amazing 显示 are fairly compensated for their talent.

NBC has episodes of The Office on their website for free (but with ads) and on DVD. However, the writers aren't paid for these massive sales.

Most of 你 are probably vowing to never buy another DVD 或者 watch another free episode, and that does help, but what I think we should all do is write in to the people who are keeping us from watching one of the best shows...
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Did 你 know that there is a real Dunder Mifflin Infinity website? Did 你 know that 你 can be hired to work at Dunder Mifflin? Did 你 know that 你 can become a warehouse employee, a receptionist, 或者 even an Assistant Regional Manger at Dunder Mifflin? It's true!!!!!     

link am the Regional Manager of the link and we are looking for exceptional employees like 你 to fill these very positions:

Temp
Warehouse Employee
Receptionist
Customer Relations Specialist
Quality Assurance Specialist
Supplier Relations Specialist
Accountant
Salesperson
Warehouse Foreman
Human Resources...
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I’m a little sick of all this Jim worship going on. I know J.Kras is so dreamy and Jim’s a sweetheart but the guy ain’t infallible. I want to take this opportunity to 显示 some of Jim’s flaws.

Jim can be downright mean sometimes. His pranks on Dwight and Andy 显示 that Jim has a sadistic streak. He enjoys watching Dwight and Andy squirm. When Andy punched a hole in the 墙 and 迷失 all control Jim showed no remorse. Andy could have 迷失 his job 或者 hurt himself badly. Andy shouldn’t have reacted so strongly, but Jim knew that Andy overreacted from putting his calculator in Jell-o....
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posted by kathiria82
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嘿 guys! Everyone who is a 粉丝 of The Office must know about the new website, Dunder Mifflin Infinity. In case 你 don't already know, Dunder Mifflin Infinity (DMI) is the new online division of Dunder Mifflin, Inc. Paper Company. This gives all us die-hard office 粉丝 a chance to not only interact with each other but it makes us feel like we work at Dunder Mifflin. For 更多 in-depth information on this amazing new website go to link. I am proud to say that I work for the Independence MO Branch and the Regional Manager is our very own link. She always gets the best and latest news on our favorite...
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posted by patrickf220
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Here are my Predictions for Season 4:

Greg Daniels has listed some things to expect this season:

Kidnapping: So, this is what i think is gonna happen, there is 说 to be some sort of kidnapping i don't think that this is going to be with a person. I think that Dwight is maybe going to kidnap one of angela's 猫 as a way of getting back with her 或者 something, 或者 i think that Kelly is going to get very mad about Ryan and maybe kidnap something of his.

Jealousy: I predict that Ryan is going to start to 日期 some girl at corporate and Kelly will find out and get extremely mad at him. Also i think...
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