The Muppets - Twilight Parody

Kermit's gone and now i'm taking over leadership duty. 说 Miss Piggy. Okay. Sure. Where he is anyways? asked Walter Last i saw him, he was heading towards a portal to take him to the real world. From there, he was able to find Constantine and Dominic Badguy in Scotland. Dominic Badguy fled, leaving Kermit to pursue Constantine on his own. At this rate, i'd say they'd be in China right about now. 说 Miss Piggy Is the portal to the real world closed? asked Walter Yes. Only one person can go through it and Kermit was the only one who could enter through it. Which brings us to our 下一个 order...

In a Lone Ranger style setting, Mad Monty, Clueless Morgan, and Polly 龙虾 were in their cell. Statler was pounding a nail into a wanted poster that 说 if 你 catch these bandits, 你 will immedieately get a reward. Sure enough, as Waldorf was stepping outside the saloon to tell Statler get back inside, the 金牌 hunting posse, consisting of 天使 Marie, Spotted Dick, Black Dog, Blind Pew, Clifford, Sal Minella, Johnny Fiama, Uncle Deadly, Zippity Zap, Old Tom, Sweetums, and Crazy Harry rode into town on horseback, and all of them wore cowboy hats and had 枪 loaded and ready to go. Kermit...