There she was. 阅读 a Sci-Fi hardcover book. With her cute glasses and winter uniform. She's looking at me like we've never met before, which makes sense. She has the same look on her face as when Kyon met her like this. Since everyone is leaving school, it's sunset. I walk into the room slowly looking into her golden brown eyes.
"Have we met before?", I ask her
"No, I-I don't think so..."
She starts to blush. I pull out a chair and sit right 下一个 to her.
"Wh-Who are you...?", she asks me very shyly.
"My name is Kevin. I'm from Sweden. I don't know what happened, but somehow I woke up here...

After another few 分钟 of walking, we reach the school gates. As we start to go up to the clubroom, the same teacher that stopped two times before appears yet again.
"You again?! Why do 你 always appear like this everyday, 你 goddamn kid?!", he says.
Yeah right, like Haruhi would damn me for just walking into her school. Then again, in this universe, she goes at Koyouen Academy, so whatever.
"I already told you, I'm with my sis--", I say pointing at Yuki right as he grabs me like Tsuruya-san did to Kyon in the movie.
"Cut the crap, kid, you're not gonna get away with that trick again. I checked...

It's late. I'm sitting at my computer as usual, listening to music. I'm chatting with my 老友记 on Skype, MSN, YouTube, DeviantArt, and Tumblr. They're all really nice people and enjoy chatting with them. After a few hours of 随意 internet usage, I go to 床, 床上 where I grab my Dakimakura 枕头 of Yuki. Seeing her blushing face in the darkness always makes me feel happy inside, no matter how crappy I feel. I roll around trying to find the most comfortable position. I finally fall asleep. With my face against Yuki's, I have this weird dream of her warning me about something, but I can't make...

Haruhi and Konata's Moe College!
by chocopockyninja and Lolly4me2

Part 1

    I ran down the hallway as fast as I could trying to make it to my first class. I was gaming all night long in my new dorm at Fujioka College around the Kyoto area. I wasn't making a good impression on the first 日 at college, but what are 你 gonna do? As I passed the doors I realized the the classroom doors where going down. Room 5-A Room 4-A, I needed room 3-B! I quickly turned around and headed to my classroom. I stopped in front of the door thinking of my exquse. Like I was in a new scary building...

The 下一个 day, Mikuru came to school, looking a little odd for her preppy self. Sheesh, I knew this would happen. Damn Kyon. Well, I took my usual 座位 in homeroom, having a nice view of Kyon's head. It seemed for hours until class was over, but when I finally heard the passing 钟, 贝尔 ring, I felt relieved. I ran down to the lunch room, and quickly found a 座位 下一个 to Mikuru.
"Hey Mikuru... what's the problem?" I asked.
"I've done something wrong..." She 说 softly.
Tsk, tsk, tsk. She let Kyon in her pants, didn't she?
"What is it, Mikuru-kun?"
"I shouldn't..."
"Yeah yeah yeah. It's classified?"
"No,...