1. 你 try to convince your 老友记 that 你 are the hero of time


2. when 你 get into conversations like this...
"he totally looks like a creeper"
"I KNOOOOW RIGHT!"
....it ends up like this
"You wanna see a creeper" *hold up a picture of Ghirahim*


3. when 你 see cows 你 sing/ yell/ whistle epona's song and hope for free milk


4. When speaking with gingers...
- greetings= ARE 你 A GERUDO! :D
- conversations= Are 你 sure you're not a gerudo? :/


5. 你 convince your little brother that he was raised 由 a 树 and he will never grow up


6. when talking about the apocalypse in science class...

TEACHER:...

It was lovely outside and I watched as my Blue Loftwing flew in swirls and circles in the sky, waiting patiently for me to dive of a diving platform and call her. I also saw Link’s Crimson Loftwing flying a little bit before I saw Zelda call her blue one whilst on the ground. She gave her bird a letter and told it to give it to Link before she saw me. She asked me if I knew if Link was awake and knowing Link so well I 说 “No I don’t think he is. I mean, how often is he awake before 9:00a.m? Once a 年 possibly!” We both shared our laughter together. I like saying little jokes about...