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I think I'm going crazy. I see the weirdest things, and no one else seems to notice them. That 或者 their really good actors. I've seen a cheerleader with one bronze leg, and one donkey leg chasing a guy with an 橙子, 橙色 t 衬衫 while shouting things that sound suspiciously like something my social studies teacher might say.

Or another time, i was sitting on a 海滩 chair at the 海滩 close to where I live, and this guy in shirts and a hawaiian 衬衫 just walks out of the ocean. Totally dry and normal looking. And then he winked at me. Either the worlds greatest magic trick, 或者 something was seriously...

"Hey" Jason 说 as he walked twords me from 舱, 小木屋 1. his eyes, for some reason today, were glowing brighter blue than ever.
But its ok, cause i 爱情 it.
"ive been wanting to 显示 你 something" He said. He looked me in the eyes, and smiled at me. "Cmon Pipes, i promice youll like it."
Now, i dont usually let many people call me Pipes. Really, that is what my dad calls me, ever since i was little. But Jason is different, and i really like him, so i let him. "Oh, alright. Where are we going?" i 说 calmly. "To a special place, a place for 你 and me." he slowly wrapped his fingers around mine,...

Just for the genuinely confused readers out there: Percy's missing. I'll wait a few 分钟 for 你 to stop hyperventilating...

Okay, new kid knows what's going on, the rest of 你 should be okay with this.

Now, what the Hades happened?

Well seeing as we're talking about demigods here: anything. As far as we know, he could've been taken 由 a breed of evil cubcake-aliens. Okay, maybe not, but there are a few ways.

1. This is the most obvious, and we've all picked it up. He was, wait for it, wait for it... Kidnapped! Um-hm, 由 who? 搜索 me, I don't know.


2. He went back to Ogyjia!

Okay, I'll...