OCTAVIAN
My name is Octavian. I'm eighteen, and I'm Camp Jupiter's augur. Which means I cut up useless teddy bears and read the will of the gods.
I'm scrawny and pale; and a descendant of Apollo.
I sighed as I walked into Jupiter's Temple, ready to murder the teddy bears that must have nightmares about me. 或者 so the rumors say.
I grumbled, not in a very good mood as I grabbed some 随意 粉, 粉色 teddy bear. 你 see, I don't just read the messages from the Roman gods in the stuffing of innocent bears; they talk to me. And I am not going crazy. Almost all the augurs have that kinda power.
Anyway, just as I grabbed the teddy bear, a voice in my head shouted, "No, don't do this to me Octavian! I am your...mother?"
My eyes widened, and I muttered, "Mom?"
The teddy 熊 rolled it's eyes sarcastically. "No, I'm just a teddy bear! Of course I'm your mother 你 dumb@$$!"
I stared blankly at 'Mom.' Then it hit me. "YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER, 你 JUST DON'T WANT TO BE READ 由 ME!" I shouted, shoving my ceremonial dagger into Chubby the teddy bear's neck and ripping it open.
"Dude...is that kid crazy?" A voice asked behind me.
"Na, he's far beyond crazy..." a familiar voice said.
I turned around. There was Percy Jackson and his friends, Leo, Jason, Piper, Annabeth, Grover, Hazel, and Frank. "SHUT UP!" I yelled, waving my dagger at Leo, who voiced the question.
"Dude, I am NOT afraid of pale scrawny eighteen 年 olds that haven't lifted anything heavier then a teddy bear," Leo said, smirking.
My eyes widen. "OH NO 你 DIDN'T!" I shouted, putting my hands on my hips.
"Um...you look like a girl when 你 do that..."
I glared at Leo, who was doubled over laughing. "Shut up Flame Boy," I snarled. "I am not THAT scrawny for one; I gained five pounds over the weekend, so now I am ninety pounds total. Second, I do not look like a freaking girl!"
由 that time, the rest had left; it was only me and Leo.
"Yeah? I bet the teddy bears have nightmares all the time because 你 kill their family!"
The boy speaks the truth Sir Moron-I mean Octavian, tiny voices in my head whispered.
"SHUT UP!" I shout to the teddy bears, ripping Chubby open.
"WTF dude? I think you've been hanging out with Dakota too much..." Leo muttered, slowly backing away. After a few steps back, he bolted to the Mess Hall.
As soon as I finished off Chubby the teddy bear, I looked into her stuffing. "Oh, Chubby, dead and fluffy, tell me a prophecy, and I will dispose of 你 later," I said, staring intently into the stuffing.
"Your foul behavior will be revenged upon. Beware."
I looked up, puzzled. What kind of prophecy was that?! Sighing, I knew the time for a break was due. I had been with the teddy bears for too long.
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"IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY,
GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY,
EVERYBODY'S LOOKIN' 前锋, 期待 TO THE WEEKEND, WEEKEND,
FRIDAY, FRIDAY,
GETTIN' DOWN ON FRIDAY,
EVERYBODY'S LOOKIN' 前锋, 期待 TO THE WEEKEND!"
As I sang the last verse, I put shampoo in my hair. Yes, I sing in the shower. Gotta problem with that?
Suddenly, I heard sizzling. What the Pluto? I felt my head, but there was no hair. Rinsing off the shampoo, I thought, What is going on?
I wrapped a towel around my waist and looked in my mirror. My head was bald.
"WTF?!" I screamed, rushing back to my shampoo. WARNING: DO NOT USE. THIS PRODUCT MAKES HAIR FALL OUT. MADE BY: JAMIE THE TEDDY BEAR.
I cursed in Latin. How did Jamie get in my bathroom?
"JAMIE!!" I screamed. There he was, smirking behind me, sitting on the toilet seat.
"Yes, Mr. Moronic Octavian?"
"What the heck did 你 do to my shampoo?" I screeched."All my hair is gone! It took me three years to grow it out like that!"
"Aww, da poor baby!"
I glared at the teddy bear. "You did NOT just say that."
"Oh, but I did. What are 你 going to do, tear my apart like 你 did to Chubby?"
I gave a defeated "Humph," and walked into my room to change into some real clothes. Who did that teddy 熊 think he was, sabotaging ME?
This was going to be a long day.
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"YO, OCTAVIAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?!"
I turned around and glared. Dakota was stumbling around, screaming 随意 things about no hair.
People started to gather around and point at my bald head. "Where's his hair?" "Dude, Octavian's bald...wtf..."
I ignored them and walked into Jupiter's temple. There, sitting in the corner, was the teddy 熊 culprates. "WHO REPLACED MY SHAMPOO?" I shouted, glaring at them.
We promised not to tell Sir Moron.
I gritted my teeth. "If 你 do not tell me, I will personally burn all of you."
"IT WAS PRAETOR PERCY'S IDEA! PLEASE DON'T HURT US!"
I grumbled something about stupid praetors as I walked to the Praetor's houses.
Percy's house this way. ------>
Pounding on the door, I screamed, "PRAETOR JACKSON, WTF DID 你 TELL MY TEDDY BEARS TO DO TO ME?!"
Behind me, clicking was sounded. I turned around. Paparazzi.
"Hello, my name is Debra Waters, would 你 like to tell us how 你 got such a fabulous bald head?
Percy POV:
"Dude, look at his face..." Leo muttered. We were all sitting behind a bush, watching Octavian.
His face was priceless.
I grinned. "Price of hair remover - 30 dollars. Price of getting the teddy bears to switch the shampoo - 5 dollars. Octavian's face - priceless," I said, high-fiving my friends.
SOoo, whatcha think? :D
My name is Octavian. I'm eighteen, and I'm Camp Jupiter's augur. Which means I cut up useless teddy bears and read the will of the gods.
I'm scrawny and pale; and a descendant of Apollo.
I sighed as I walked into Jupiter's Temple, ready to murder the teddy bears that must have nightmares about me. 或者 so the rumors say.
I grumbled, not in a very good mood as I grabbed some 随意 粉, 粉色 teddy bear. 你 see, I don't just read the messages from the Roman gods in the stuffing of innocent bears; they talk to me. And I am not going crazy. Almost all the augurs have that kinda power.
Anyway, just as I grabbed the teddy bear, a voice in my head shouted, "No, don't do this to me Octavian! I am your...mother?"
My eyes widened, and I muttered, "Mom?"
The teddy 熊 rolled it's eyes sarcastically. "No, I'm just a teddy bear! Of course I'm your mother 你 dumb@$$!"
I stared blankly at 'Mom.' Then it hit me. "YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER, 你 JUST DON'T WANT TO BE READ 由 ME!" I shouted, shoving my ceremonial dagger into Chubby the teddy bear's neck and ripping it open.
"Dude...is that kid crazy?" A voice asked behind me.
"Na, he's far beyond crazy..." a familiar voice said.
I turned around. There was Percy Jackson and his friends, Leo, Jason, Piper, Annabeth, Grover, Hazel, and Frank. "SHUT UP!" I yelled, waving my dagger at Leo, who voiced the question.
"Dude, I am NOT afraid of pale scrawny eighteen 年 olds that haven't lifted anything heavier then a teddy bear," Leo said, smirking.
My eyes widen. "OH NO 你 DIDN'T!" I shouted, putting my hands on my hips.
"Um...you look like a girl when 你 do that..."
I glared at Leo, who was doubled over laughing. "Shut up Flame Boy," I snarled. "I am not THAT scrawny for one; I gained five pounds over the weekend, so now I am ninety pounds total. Second, I do not look like a freaking girl!"
由 that time, the rest had left; it was only me and Leo.
"Yeah? I bet the teddy bears have nightmares all the time because 你 kill their family!"
The boy speaks the truth Sir Moron-I mean Octavian, tiny voices in my head whispered.
"SHUT UP!" I shout to the teddy bears, ripping Chubby open.
"WTF dude? I think you've been hanging out with Dakota too much..." Leo muttered, slowly backing away. After a few steps back, he bolted to the Mess Hall.
As soon as I finished off Chubby the teddy bear, I looked into her stuffing. "Oh, Chubby, dead and fluffy, tell me a prophecy, and I will dispose of 你 later," I said, staring intently into the stuffing.
"Your foul behavior will be revenged upon. Beware."
I looked up, puzzled. What kind of prophecy was that?! Sighing, I knew the time for a break was due. I had been with the teddy bears for too long.
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"IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY,
GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY,
EVERYBODY'S LOOKIN' 前锋, 期待 TO THE WEEKEND, WEEKEND,
FRIDAY, FRIDAY,
GETTIN' DOWN ON FRIDAY,
EVERYBODY'S LOOKIN' 前锋, 期待 TO THE WEEKEND!"
As I sang the last verse, I put shampoo in my hair. Yes, I sing in the shower. Gotta problem with that?
Suddenly, I heard sizzling. What the Pluto? I felt my head, but there was no hair. Rinsing off the shampoo, I thought, What is going on?
I wrapped a towel around my waist and looked in my mirror. My head was bald.
"WTF?!" I screamed, rushing back to my shampoo. WARNING: DO NOT USE. THIS PRODUCT MAKES HAIR FALL OUT. MADE BY: JAMIE THE TEDDY BEAR.
I cursed in Latin. How did Jamie get in my bathroom?
"JAMIE!!" I screamed. There he was, smirking behind me, sitting on the toilet seat.
"Yes, Mr. Moronic Octavian?"
"What the heck did 你 do to my shampoo?" I screeched."All my hair is gone! It took me three years to grow it out like that!"
"Aww, da poor baby!"
I glared at the teddy bear. "You did NOT just say that."
"Oh, but I did. What are 你 going to do, tear my apart like 你 did to Chubby?"
I gave a defeated "Humph," and walked into my room to change into some real clothes. Who did that teddy 熊 think he was, sabotaging ME?
This was going to be a long day.
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"YO, OCTAVIAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?!"
I turned around and glared. Dakota was stumbling around, screaming 随意 things about no hair.
People started to gather around and point at my bald head. "Where's his hair?" "Dude, Octavian's bald...wtf..."
I ignored them and walked into Jupiter's temple. There, sitting in the corner, was the teddy 熊 culprates. "WHO REPLACED MY SHAMPOO?" I shouted, glaring at them.
We promised not to tell Sir Moron.
I gritted my teeth. "If 你 do not tell me, I will personally burn all of you."
"IT WAS PRAETOR PERCY'S IDEA! PLEASE DON'T HURT US!"
I grumbled something about stupid praetors as I walked to the Praetor's houses.
Percy's house this way. ------>
Pounding on the door, I screamed, "PRAETOR JACKSON, WTF DID 你 TELL MY TEDDY BEARS TO DO TO ME?!"
Behind me, clicking was sounded. I turned around. Paparazzi.
"Hello, my name is Debra Waters, would 你 like to tell us how 你 got such a fabulous bald head?
Percy POV:
"Dude, look at his face..." Leo muttered. We were all sitting behind a bush, watching Octavian.
His face was priceless.
I grinned. "Price of hair remover - 30 dollars. Price of getting the teddy bears to switch the shampoo - 5 dollars. Octavian's face - priceless," I said, high-fiving my friends.
SOoo, whatcha think? :D
Well I guess Im a little late when it came to 阅读 mark of athena, but trust me, Im like the biggest Percy Jackson fan, ad the ending for MoA literally killed me.
BUT HERE ARE MY PREDICTIONSSSSSSSS:
Percy will meet everyone who died in the first season such as Luke and theyll all help him and Annabeth storm the gates.
Annabeth will die I reckon in the 4th book, and Percy will get pretty angry and destroy everyone in the final book.
Zhang will make the decision to pull percy back from tatarus as one person needs to shut the door on each end (which may be annabeth on the tartarus end.)
Reyna and Leo get together
BUT HERE ARE MY PREDICTIONSSSSSSSS:
Percy will meet everyone who died in the first season such as Luke and theyll all help him and Annabeth storm the gates.
Annabeth will die I reckon in the 4th book, and Percy will get pretty angry and destroy everyone in the final book.
Zhang will make the decision to pull percy back from tatarus as one person needs to shut the door on each end (which may be annabeth on the tartarus end.)
Reyna and Leo get together
Hello its me Halfblood963 i'm here to talk to 你 why i think this.
First i think Percy and Annabeth are not the seven cause i mean i think its supposed to be new demigods,jason might not be new to the roman camp but he is new to the greek camp and also He's the leader to the roman camp and Percy and Jason are the bridges to the two camps but Percy was already in another prophecy and didnt Rick say Percy is a supporting character and so is all the old characters.And Seven halfbloods answer the call,Leo and piper did.Jason answered the call i guess to getting his memory.But i think its gonna be different demigods new ones with extradinary powers like a child of neptune with earthquake powers and freezing powers and stuff.
Sorry if i offended anyone and stuff but also i think that since theres one roman and two greeks (jason leo and piper)then the book after focuses on the argo and the two other 图书 for the four demigods.
Well bye im again sorry for offending anyone bye bye.
First i think Percy and Annabeth are not the seven cause i mean i think its supposed to be new demigods,jason might not be new to the roman camp but he is new to the greek camp and also He's the leader to the roman camp and Percy and Jason are the bridges to the two camps but Percy was already in another prophecy and didnt Rick say Percy is a supporting character and so is all the old characters.And Seven halfbloods answer the call,Leo and piper did.Jason answered the call i guess to getting his memory.But i think its gonna be different demigods new ones with extradinary powers like a child of neptune with earthquake powers and freezing powers and stuff.
Sorry if i offended anyone and stuff but also i think that since theres one roman and two greeks (jason leo and piper)then the book after focuses on the argo and the two other 图书 for the four demigods.
Well bye im again sorry for offending anyone bye bye.
