5. No 评论
4. I stink at 写作 Soapbox 文章 and adding cool 链接 for the link spot
3. I won't PICK my nose like link 或者 take nudes 照片 like link 或者 make a sex VIDEO like link
2. I add absolutely nothing to the link spot
and the number one reason why I did not win a Fanpoppy award is..
1. Everybody Hates Me