So here I am 写作 a new 文章 this time as anything that i've 发布 previously has actually been too long to have been just a comment. But that's the way I am.
For those of 你 who recognise the significance of the 标题 I like 你 already.
For those who don't here's an explanation. This is how the First World war was referred to at the time. It was supposed to be the war to end all wars but earthlings didn't stop at that did they? It is also an attempt to refer (jokingly) to the Leonard-Penny Sheldon 三角形, 三角 being played all over the net.