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How to keep calm under pressure...

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企鹅 Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

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Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers 你 can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But 由 golly 你 are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins 接吻 Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have 你 been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers 你 can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But 由 golly 你 are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this...

New to the Zoo... (Part 3)

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The 下一个 Morning...

*penguins are riding around in their car trying to beat the track record*

Kowalski: "C'mon, Rico! Almost there!"

*Rico passes the finish line*

Kowalski: "YES! We shaved 4 秒 off our best time!"

*Rico/Private/Kowalski high five & Rico accidentally hits Skipper in the head*

Rico: "OH! Sorryboutthat."

Kowalski: "Skipper? 你 okay?"

Skipper: "Oh, I'm okay. Just a little tired. Guess I shouldn't have taken that shift last night."

Skipper: C'mon! Shape up Skipper! They're gonna catch on! ...

Marlene: *jumps out of her habitat* "Hey guys! Whatch...Um, why are 你 driving a car?"...

New to the Zoo... (Part 2)

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Otter's Habitat

Otter: "You are...?"

Skipper: "I'm, um, I'm..."

Kowalski: O.o "This is Skipper. We were just coming to, uh, welcome, 你 to the zoo."

Otter: "Oh, how sweet. I'm Marlene. What about the rest of you?"

Private: "I'm Private! Nice to meet 你 Marlene!"

Kowalski: "And I'm Kowalski. The smart one."

Rico/Private: "Hey!"

Marlene: "What about him?"

Kowalski: "Oh, that's Rico...He...doesn't really...say...much."

Rico: "Hi! Iceooeetyou!"

Marlene: "No offense, but I 迷失你 after hi."

Private: "Oh, he's just saying nice to meet you."

Marlene: "Wait, how do 你 underst--Never mind. Anyway, what's up...

企鹅 Bloopers: Kowalski (from Operation: Big Blue Marble)

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Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."

Private: "Then blows up."

Skipper: "That's a given."

Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! 你 know this really is unpronounceable right!?"

Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."

Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."

Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable...

企鹅 Bloopers: Kowalski (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

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The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a 座位 and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a 座位 and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest...

New to the Zoo... (Part 5) The last scene...

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Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do 你 think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to 你 talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic 音乐 can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that 音乐 playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are 你 all?"

Private:...

The History Of Two (Chapter 13) The Fight

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Clash Of The Penguins
The atmosphere suddenly seems to change, the wind drops as an uneasy feeling falls upon them. Everything becomes quiet, even the crackle and roar of the 火, 消防 seems diminished as a few drops of rain begin to fall. Everyone feels it, that scary feeling, foreboding. Like a dark shadow, being cast without a clear source. The reason soon became clear…

Skipper’s eyes widen, he takes a step back as a figure appears in the flames, undeterred 由 the sheer heat of the inferno. Skipper shakes his head in horror as Mech-Skipper steps out of the flames, like a nightmare entering...

My OC: Stella

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 1

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Antarctica

"It's coming! Dan! Come quick! He's hatching!"

"Coming Teressa!"

*Teressa & Dan watch as their first egg hatches*

Teressa: *picks up hatchling & cradles it* "Oh, Dan! It's a boy! What should we name it?"

Dan: "Um, how about Skipper? It means leader."

Teressa: "Yes! That's it! Baby Skipper."

Skipper: "Mama!"

Teressa: "Yes, darling! Mama. And Dada." *gestures toward Dan*

5 Years Later...

Skipper: *runs up to Teressa & Dan* "Hi mom! Hi dad!"

Dan: "Hi son! How was school?"

Skipper: "Oh, it was a lot of fun. Is it okay if I go to Jake's to play?"

Dan: "It's alright with me. Teressa?"

Teressa:...

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Skipper as a Wolf!

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Source: Me and 谷歌 images. :P

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 19

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Underground Lair

Skipper: "OK, 你 have me 你 one-eyed freak. So what do 你 want me for?"

Blowhole: "You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this moment..."

Skipper: "Yeah, yeah, get on with it. I've been told I have a gift 你 want. Did I miss your birthday, flippy?" *says sarcastically*

Blowhole: "DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

Skipper: "Why? Did I hurt your feelings?"

Blowhole: *slaps him* "Oh, I will enjoy killing you..."

Skipper: "Killing me? What did I ever do to you?"

Blowhole: "I guess daddy dearest never told you."

Skipper: "Told me what?"

Blowhole: "Skipper...Your father was a secret agent."...

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Nightmare in Central Park! chapter one: Strange Happenings.

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Skipper looked at the clock on the wall. He then looked towards the 鱼 bowl hatch.
"Where is she?" he growled, tapping his foot, and taking a sip of some normal coffee.
"Probably avoiding you, sir," Kowalski replied. "You did kinda threaten her earlier."
"Wouldn't 你 if 你 got a bucket of old 鱼 on your head?" Skipper asked, shuddering slightly. Kowalski shrugged, and turned back to the Shirtless Ninja marathon he and the others were watching.
"Come and sit down, sir," Private said, patting the spot 下一个 to him. Skipper shook his head. Finally, he got tired of waiting, and set down his coffee....

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企鹅 Bloopers: Skipper (from Needle Point)

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Dancing With Leaves: Take 1

Skipper: *cornered 由 the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Kowalski: "HAHAHAAA! I'm sorry-hehehehe! I can't help it--HAHAHAHHAAAA! That just looks so wrong & awkward! HAHAHHAAA!"

Skipper/Private/Rico: T_T

Dancing With Leaves: Take 2

Skipper: *cornered 由 the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Skipper: *stops abruptly* "OK, there is just no way I can make this look manly."

Private: "Says the "man" who really is afraid of needles."

Skipper: "Pffffft! Nooo! Where did 你 hear that pack of lies!...

The Antarctic Mission: Scene 15

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Antarctica

Skipper: "I don't know what you'r--"

Private: *--brings fist around & wallops Skipper*

Skipper: *blocks 下一个 punch* "What are 你 doing!? Explain yourself!"

Private: *starts fight*

*Skipper & Private begin fighting*

Skipper: *pins Private* "Explain yourself!!!"

Private: "You were there! It's all your fault!"

Skipper: "I was where!? Private! I still don't know what you're talking about!"

Private: "You were there! When my mother died! If 你 hadn't been there she'd still be alive!"

Skipper: "Look, kid! I don't know what you're talking about! I wasn't even conscious when my parents died!"...

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Penguins of Madagascar eye of the tiger

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I found this video and i really think that the song fits well with the penguins and some of us fanguins when it comes to support.

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eye of the tiger

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企鹅 Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 1st scene

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Flashback: Take 1

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the 花生 butte--
Wait! Where's the 花生牛油, 黄油 winkie?"

Rico: "Wasn't me..."

Private: "Rico! 你 have 花生牛油, 黄油 on your chin!"

Rico: "Uuuum...would 你 believe coincidence?"

Private: T_T

Flashback: Take 2

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the 花生牛油, 黄油 winkie...

Nightmare in Central Park! chapter seven: Sickness and Health.

posted by CuteCuddly

Kowalski sat up from examining Private. His face was expressionless.
"This isn't good," he said, gravely...

CC gasped loudly.
"NO!" she cried. "Don't talk gravely. I hate it when a scienist 或者 a doctor talks gravely! IT MEANS THERE'S NO HOPE!" And she burst into tears, crying loudly. Skipper slapped her hard, and CC stopped crying.
"Enough with the water works!" he snapped. CC wiped her eyes.
"I'm sorry, Skipper," she sniffed. "I'm being 更多 emotional about this than I should." She stood shakily. "We'd better go back to the zoo." She turned to leave, but her steps were unsteady, and she stumbled...

An Interview with Private...

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Interview starting in

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2...

1...

Me: "So, Private, who do 你 most admire?"

Private: "The Lunacorns, they 显示你 the value of friendship."

Me: "Um...OK. What do 你 like to do in your free time?"

Private: "Watch the Lunacorns."

Me: "Uh, right. What are some problems 你 have to deal with on a daily basis?"

Private: "When I'm watching the Lunacorns & the TV stops working, 或者 when the others come & change the channel."

Me: "OK, then...um...what has always been a dream of yours?"

Private: "I've always wanted to meet a Lunacorn..."

Me: "Um...you must reeeealy like Lunacorns, huh?"

Private: "Who wouldn't? Why?"

Me: "No reason.........."

Tip: Do I really need to give 你 a tip on how to keep Private happy?

The Antarctic Mission: Scene 22

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The Central Park Zoo: New York City

*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded 由 humans*

Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"

Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"

Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."

Skipper: "Um...ah...."

Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"

Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"

Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"

Skipper: "Will 你 be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"

Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to...