Interview Starting in
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Me: "So, Skipper, how long have 你 been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems 你 have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view 你 as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: l *sigh* "Who's your 下一个 in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did 你 go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do 你 eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY 问题 你 WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If 你 want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
3...
2...
1...
Me: "So, Skipper, how long have 你 been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems 你 have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view 你 as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: l *sigh* "Who's your 下一个 in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did 你 go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do 你 eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY 问题 你 WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If 你 want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
Chase Scene: Take 1
Julien: "...Ah! A thief!
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Keep dancing!"
Maurice: "But there's no music!"
Julien: "I'll pretend I did not hear that!"
Julien: "Come back 你 音乐 hater!"
Skipper: "I don't hate music! I hate--"
*--trip*
Chase Scene: Take 2
Julien: "Come back 你 音乐 hater!"
Skipper: "I don't hate music! I hate noise!"
Julien: *causes Skipper to slip on bananas, causing him to drop a battery which he intercepts*
*Jumps to get another, misses, swings on a pole back around, and retrieves a 秒 battery*
2 分钟 later...
Skipper: "Ha, 迷失 him."
Julien: *swings in on snake...SMACK..."Oops. Sorry Skipper. Are 你 okay?"
Skipper: "I think I coughed up my spleen..."
Julien: "...Ah! A thief!
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Keep dancing!"
Maurice: "But there's no music!"
Julien: "I'll pretend I did not hear that!"
Julien: "Come back 你 音乐 hater!"
Skipper: "I don't hate music! I hate--"
*--trip*
Chase Scene: Take 2
Julien: "Come back 你 音乐 hater!"
Skipper: "I don't hate music! I hate noise!"
Julien: *causes Skipper to slip on bananas, causing him to drop a battery which he intercepts*
*Jumps to get another, misses, swings on a pole back around, and retrieves a 秒 battery*
2 分钟 later...
Skipper: "Ha, 迷失 him."
Julien: *swings in on snake...SMACK..."Oops. Sorry Skipper. Are 你 okay?"
Skipper: "I think I coughed up my spleen..."