The Kids Don’t Know What They Don’t Know
Chapter 3
Meet…….Duncan?
“DUNCAN?!?!” My mom and I yell. I look past my *shudder* Dad and see his Junk-Truck. “So Dad, Still driving that crap of a truck?” I ask. I 说 dad the way I would say vomit 或者 my brother’s gym shorts. “Evelyn!” My mom said. I went into Dominic’s room and I started shouting my head off. “Are 你 incredibly heartless, stupid, 或者 are 你 so misguided that 你 think bringing Duncan here would be ok? 你 know I hate him! He abandoned us!” He 回复 由 saying, “He abandoned 你 and Gw- Mom. Not me. He obviously hates 你 and loves me! He wants a boy not a stupid girl” He barked. I felt tears well up in my eyes. I went to mom and Duncan. I said, “Mom, I’m sorry. And Dad……… I guess. But I still wont visit 你 and Courtney.” He scooped me in a hug and said, “That’s my little girl.” But when he 说 “little” It made me mad-ish. Dominic came out and 说 he was sorry for calling me stupid. For once we were almost a family. But, of corse, Miss Better-Than-Thou came up and yelled in Dad’s face. Courtney was wearing a fancy gray T-shirt (yes I 说 fancy) and white pants, dispite the late summer heat.
“Duncan what are 你 doing here?” Courtney demanded. Like she didn’t know I was Duncan’s kid. But the least she could do is acknowledge us, her step-kids. “Well Miss Uber-Uptight Chick, I was visiting my kids.” Duncan said. I smiled at my Dad’s 描述 of Courtney. “Well Mr. Too-Cool-For-My-Wife, I have been at 首页 thinking ‘Where, oh where, has my husband gone?’!” Courtney yelled. I smiled and 说 “Why is this entertaining?” My mom looked like she thought what I 说 was funny, but didn’t 显示 it. “Duncan, Courtney, please stop fighting.” Mom said. Dominic and I went into the TV room. “Real Deal?” I asked. That’s our 最喜爱的 channel. He nodded, and the parents went in were we were. I turned on the TV and three words sputtered out: “Total. Drama. Island!” All of the adults whipped their heads around and yelled “TURN IT OFF RIGHT NOW!” I felt tears well up in my eyes for the 秒 time that day, and pressed the power button.
Duncan and Courtney went home. Mom sat me and Dominic down and 说 “I know that it has been a while since 你 have had to go to school together but your argument makes me and Duncan realize something. 你 two need to know what it’s like to be twins, not enemies, so 你 will go to Halianor Middle School. Together.” I was psyched because I didn’t have to move, and I would be going to school with my brother! I was stoked! I called LaShequa, then Genn. Her dad 说 we would throw a “reunion party”. He 说 mom would understand. She did. This is how it went:
Me: “Hey Mom, Mr. Geoff 说 we could have a reunion party. He 说 你 would know what he meant.
Mom: (looks like she will blow up) “GEOFF!”
Me: “Ok then”
See what I mean? My mom has a secret.
What is the secret? Well 你 know, but Elle doesn’t!
Chapter 3
Meet…….Duncan?
“DUNCAN?!?!” My mom and I yell. I look past my *shudder* Dad and see his Junk-Truck. “So Dad, Still driving that crap of a truck?” I ask. I 说 dad the way I would say vomit 或者 my brother’s gym shorts. “Evelyn!” My mom said. I went into Dominic’s room and I started shouting my head off. “Are 你 incredibly heartless, stupid, 或者 are 你 so misguided that 你 think bringing Duncan here would be ok? 你 know I hate him! He abandoned us!” He 回复 由 saying, “He abandoned 你 and Gw- Mom. Not me. He obviously hates 你 and loves me! He wants a boy not a stupid girl” He barked. I felt tears well up in my eyes. I went to mom and Duncan. I said, “Mom, I’m sorry. And Dad……… I guess. But I still wont visit 你 and Courtney.” He scooped me in a hug and said, “That’s my little girl.” But when he 说 “little” It made me mad-ish. Dominic came out and 说 he was sorry for calling me stupid. For once we were almost a family. But, of corse, Miss Better-Than-Thou came up and yelled in Dad’s face. Courtney was wearing a fancy gray T-shirt (yes I 说 fancy) and white pants, dispite the late summer heat.
“Duncan what are 你 doing here?” Courtney demanded. Like she didn’t know I was Duncan’s kid. But the least she could do is acknowledge us, her step-kids. “Well Miss Uber-Uptight Chick, I was visiting my kids.” Duncan said. I smiled at my Dad’s 描述 of Courtney. “Well Mr. Too-Cool-For-My-Wife, I have been at 首页 thinking ‘Where, oh where, has my husband gone?’!” Courtney yelled. I smiled and 说 “Why is this entertaining?” My mom looked like she thought what I 说 was funny, but didn’t 显示 it. “Duncan, Courtney, please stop fighting.” Mom said. Dominic and I went into the TV room. “Real Deal?” I asked. That’s our 最喜爱的 channel. He nodded, and the parents went in were we were. I turned on the TV and three words sputtered out: “Total. Drama. Island!” All of the adults whipped their heads around and yelled “TURN IT OFF RIGHT NOW!” I felt tears well up in my eyes for the 秒 time that day, and pressed the power button.
Duncan and Courtney went home. Mom sat me and Dominic down and 说 “I know that it has been a while since 你 have had to go to school together but your argument makes me and Duncan realize something. 你 two need to know what it’s like to be twins, not enemies, so 你 will go to Halianor Middle School. Together.” I was psyched because I didn’t have to move, and I would be going to school with my brother! I was stoked! I called LaShequa, then Genn. Her dad 说 we would throw a “reunion party”. He 说 mom would understand. She did. This is how it went:
Me: “Hey Mom, Mr. Geoff 说 we could have a reunion party. He 说 你 would know what he meant.
Mom: (looks like she will blow up) “GEOFF!”
Me: “Ok then”
See what I mean? My mom has a secret.
What is the secret? Well 你 know, but Elle doesn’t!
9gwns p.vo.
ok so i was at camp ths morning and i saw those 2 peopel names briget and jef. thay wer makin out agen so i 说 'geta room1""now way' jef stoped paking out 2 say thn he went bak 2 kisin briget. i roled mai is and wauked ova to te mes hal. 'hay evryone.' i st down on a seet. oh mai gawkd, it's duncan. he is so hot. 'ehy, persn.' he sed, wnking at me. he are so hot. 'dis 4 u. thx for cumfertin me lst nite.' he haneded mi a roase. i blushed. 'aww thx u duncan.' 'ur welcum.' he kised me on te cheek. 'u no, u look butiful 2day.' he sed. 'i luv u nd i hav eva since u got on te iland, babe.' 'aw, reely?' 'ya.' 'i luv u 2.' i kised him and walked away. he are the cutest little punk i ever seen.
Short and terrible, yes? I've been wanting to do this! XD
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ok so i was at camp ths morning and i saw those 2 peopel names briget and jef. thay wer makin out agen so i 说 'geta room1""now way' jef stoped paking out 2 say thn he went bak 2 kisin briget. i roled mai is and wauked ova to te mes hal. 'hay evryone.' i st down on a seet. oh mai gawkd, it's duncan. he is so hot. 'ehy, persn.' he sed, wnking at me. he are so hot. 'dis 4 u. thx for cumfertin me lst nite.' he haneded mi a roase. i blushed. 'aww thx u duncan.' 'ur welcum.' he kised me on te cheek. 'u no, u look butiful 2day.' he sed. 'i luv u nd i hav eva since u got on te iland, babe.' 'aw, reely?' 'ya.' 'i luv u 2.' i kised him and walked away. he are the cutest little punk i ever seen.
Short and terrible, yes? I've been wanting to do this! XD
评论 and tell me what 你 think.